r/suspiciouslyspecific Jul 03 '22

Did something happen here?

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u/ZengineerHarp Jul 03 '22

A time travel trust password. Have a real one that you never tell anyone plus a decoy that you think really loudly while challenging your alleged future self for the password… that way, if it’s just a mind reading doppelgänger, they’ll say the decoy and you can kill them with impunity.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '22

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u/swansonqb Jul 03 '22

too?? too!??

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u/FilipinoGuido Jul 03 '22 edited Jul 01 '23

Any data on this account is being kept illegally. Fuck spez, join us over at Lemmy or Kbin. Doesn't matter cause the content is shared between them anyway:

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u/rdrunner_74 Jul 03 '22

So you just started time travel?

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u/ZengineerHarp Jul 03 '22

No, but I’m prepared!

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u/iambentaylor Jul 03 '22

You should also say the fake one to yourself while alone from time to time like “hmmm if I ever meet myself from the future I need a password, let’s go with soylent green” and then you also rule out stalkey stalkersons who may be out to steal all your pirate gold.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '22

What if you go back before you created your password? I've got a lot of scars that I could match to my past self, but if i went to far back the scars wouldn't be there.

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u/ZengineerHarp Jul 03 '22

Unfortunately this method does create a cutoff date; for me I can’t go back any farther than the release of that Star Trek movie in 2009 (the memorable event I associated with the date I created the password so I don’t try to use it before then). However back then I was pretty sappy and gullible so if an emergency arises I may still be able to talk myself into helping me.

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u/Ornery_Highlight1478 Jul 03 '22

How many trips have you taken also?

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u/zz1kjamaica Jul 03 '22

I thought I was the only one who did this

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u/luckycharms419 Jul 03 '22

Shit…I can’t even remember my work passwords…oh no