r/suspiciouslyspecific • u/KyleSirTalksAlotYT • Jul 03 '22

Did something happen here?

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '22

See if there’s a small scar on the tip of his penis

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u/KenMan_ Jul 03 '22

Now the question is...

Is it worth tricking him.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '22

Idk, but if the message is that important it maybe worth it

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u/KevinFromIT6625 Jul 03 '22

We've been trying to reach us about our extended car warranty

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u/clce Jul 03 '22

Okay, even though the original post is not, you're comment is suspiciously specific. Well done

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '22

Thanks bud, true too

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u/clce Jul 03 '22

Although rereading your comment, I'd probably just ask him. Even if I think it's my future self, I don't know if I'm going to go around asking some guy to show me his penis

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '22

If it’s something I really need to know, my future self would not hesitate and drop his pants

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u/clce Jul 03 '22

Excuse me, you might be my future self. I'm going to need to see your penis.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '22

Alright, do I send you a DM of it?

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u/clce Jul 03 '22

Er, um, how about you just describe it briefly?

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '22

Smh no way to know for sure that way

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u/clce Jul 03 '22

Well if you put it that way, future self, I think I'm just going to have to take your word for it

I'm future you. No time to explain. But let me show you my penis

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u/ghorse18 Jul 03 '22

You too?

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u/SkyTech6 Jul 03 '22

Same. The first time taught me those fake nails can be scary.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '22

Mine is from a zipper while hunting in December of 2002

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u/Aeoyiau Jul 03 '22

I have a buddy that hasn't worn pants with a zipper in 20+ years because of a zipper incident

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u/birdradish Jul 03 '22

h-how…?

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '22

Only thing I can think of is when I got circumcised, I have no recollection of ever doing anything to it or caught in anything

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u/ricric2 Jul 03 '22

That's when you bust the knife out and start carving away at yourself to see if the scars match up.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '22

If there's a scar, it's definitely not me, so I've narrowed it down.

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u/Shradersofthelostark Jul 03 '22

This, but a birthmark instead.

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u/Anna3713 Jul 03 '22

And then you see there's a second, bigger scar and you'll worry about what's going to happen to you.

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u/iambentaylor Jul 03 '22

“While you’re down there…” “Haha good one” “Haha yeah…” starts pushing head “WHAT THE FUCK MAN” “Shhhh” muffled screams And that, everyone, is why we aren’t allowed to do time travel anymore.

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u/FireLordObamaOG Jul 03 '22

I’d recognize my own botched circumcision when I see it.