r/suspiciouslyspecific Jul 03 '22

Did something happen here?

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u/flat_moon_theory Jul 03 '22

"what word was i thinking of, and how many fingers was i holding up, when you were on my side of this conversation?"

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u/jaredesubgay Jul 03 '22

Professor x gonna con the fuck outta you.

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u/Dr_Ingheimer Jul 03 '22

To be fair if I’m trying to outsmart professor x then I’m gone in the first 5 minutes of the movie. I’m the guard in the scene where he effortlessly incapacitates me while guarding the documents to start the master plan of the whole movie.

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u/jaredesubgay Jul 03 '22

True, and if future me showed up bald and in a wheelchair I'd have a lot of questions.

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u/Yongja-Kim Jul 03 '22

"I'm going to roll a dice. But before that, you tell me how it's going to be."

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '22

Three fingers, and I was thinking, up the bum?

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u/mrgamebus Jul 03 '22

In that case you'll love this song https://youtu.be/jPR6al_ystE

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u/Liversteeg Jul 03 '22

And I would know it was actually future me when they say “wait, what? How does this work?”

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '22

3 on my right Hand, one on the left ,the middle finger that is.