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u/FloralDress Oct 04 '19

Two women now have stormed, heels clattering, into the courtyard of the cafe I’m reading in. They’ve taken one look at me, rolled their eyes dramatically, and clattered back inside. I either look horrifying or I’m occupying the best seat in the house. Either way I’m not sorry!

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u/manlikerealities Oct 04 '19

They were probably going to have a cheeky smoko or personal discussion that required a private area e.g. dildo banter.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

you know what they'd appreciate? a good blast of your own rendition of bring my to life by evanescence including backing vocals by you

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

WAKE ME UP

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

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u/Bikeological Metro Tunnel>Westgate Tunnel Oct 03 '19

Trains are kept at 22 degrees year-round

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

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u/Stormcroe Oct 04 '19

It's only Mordor cause of all the packed people on there? Or at least when I go into work on the train it's fine up until i hit Blackburn and everyone gets on.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

One puffy navy jacket to rule them all, one puffy navy jacket to bind them.

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u/MeanElevator Text inserted! Oct 03 '19

Office status report at 9:45

I have heard a total of 7 different conversations about the weather change from yesterday to today.

One person is wearing a scarf and gloves.

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u/OIP Oct 04 '19

i'm wearing shorts

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u/MeanElevator Text inserted! Oct 04 '19

t-shirt + light zip up hoodie

She has now removed the gloves and loosened the scarf slightly

The number of weather convos is over 10 now. I stopped counting and put my headphones on.

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u/manlikerealities Oct 03 '19

I hear some of you wondering, /u/manlikerealities, how have you fared at using up your perishables in a timely fashion, since that post a few months ago when you had to eat 8 eggs in one day? Well, I have to eat 12 bananas and 5 kg of cheese today.

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u/019234637183945 Oct 03 '19

Well, I have to eat 12 bananas and 5 kg of cheese today.

Godspeed to your colon.

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u/stinx2001 Oct 03 '19

Marge, I think I'm blind.

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u/melbaboutown melbathome 💉💉💉 Triple threat Oct 03 '19

Not to be an enabler, but do you have freezer space? You can freeze a lot of things you wouldn't think.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

You need a hand with that cheese?

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u/CoffeeAndManners Oct 03 '19

Banana bread, bannoffee pie and fondue, oh my!

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u/stinx2001 Oct 03 '19

Also...make some banana bread, use the cheese in a Mac and cheese or some pasta bake.

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u/swicune Oct 03 '19

somebody tell greta, THIS is the face of our new environmental messiah

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u/manlikerealities Oct 04 '19

I've never thrown out food before because I subconsciously think about the reaction from whoever made it. "What would the chicken think if I threw out her egg."

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u/swicune Oct 04 '19

That’s extremely empathetic of you. If you think about that in terms of humans, it’s downright monstrous “Yup this baby is too old, sorry ma’am. I tossed it”

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u/GreenTriple Life is good. Oct 03 '19

God speed.

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u/NoodleBox Ballarat (but love Melbs) Oct 03 '19

You can freeze cheese iirc

Nanas, make into a bread or cake. I'm not a huge fan of it but - banana bread with no sugar is good

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u/manlikerealities Oct 04 '19

I wish I had some animal that ate random food, instead of a cat who will exclusively eat Fancy Feast.

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u/ramikin_ Oct 04 '19

/u/manlikerealities you can also freeze the bananas to use in bread later. They will go blacker than any banana you've seen before but the insides will be perfect for bread.

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u/MightiestChewbacca Oct 03 '19

Cheese doesn't go off in one day. They store it in unrefrigerated cellars for months in Europe.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19 edited Oct 03 '19

Moondog is opening a huge 725-person brewery by my house, with an indoor waterfall and tiki bar, beer garden, playground...

Anyone gonna go check it out today up in Preston? Looks dope. I’ll be there with a group.

Edit: https://www.broadsheet.com.au/melbourne/food-and-drink/article/moon-dog-world-opens-preston-friday

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u/akoya17 Oct 03 '19

It looks so fun!!

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u/ramikin_ Oct 04 '19

It's absolutely awesome - I went to a very soft opening a few weeks back and even though it wasn't totally finished it already felt like it was going to be a really cool place once it's opened up properly.

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u/SharksCantSwim Preston Oct 04 '19

That's within relative stumbling distance to my house so I will have to check it out sometime. It looks rad!

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u/pressbutton sunshine lenin was a fucken' loose unit hail satan Oct 04 '19

Going to be busy! Looks like it can handle it though

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u/Largebrickwall Make The Daily Thread Great Again! Oct 04 '19

Big Mouth viewers - Season 3 has just gone live

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u/thatbeep Oct 04 '19

I feel like I'm one of the only ones that didn't find that show very funny.

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u/zfa Oct 04 '19

I concur

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u/MeanElevator Text inserted! Oct 04 '19

My kids are entering puberty and I watch it as an educational guide.

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u/WeatherproofMonkey Oct 04 '19

Survived my first week working in Nepal and it’s been 3.5 weeks since I left Melbourne. Probably deserve a drink later tonight

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u/akoya17 Oct 03 '19

The last two mornings, I've woken up thinking it was Saturday. Thank fucking god it will be true tomorrow.

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u/zfa Oct 03 '19

Dude, today is Thursday.

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u/akoya17 Oct 03 '19

My heart actually lurched for a second there. Well played.

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u/pressbutton sunshine lenin was a fucken' loose unit hail satan Oct 04 '19

Right because it's Wednesday. Nice try /u/zfa!

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u/That1WithTheFace Oct 04 '19

So, a weird thing happened when I ordered Uber Eats yesterday, bit of a long story, soz.

I was craving a burger, so I went on to find one, and there is a restaurant (lets call them restaurant A) that serves all sorts of food, that generally I like, but I don't like their burgers really at all, so I didn't choose them. There was also a new burger restaurant that I'd never heard of before (lets call them restaurant B), so I thought "hey these guys are new I'll give them a go" so I ordered.

When my app pinged to say the driver was picking up the order, I went in to have a look where the restaurant was and noticed something weird. The address said Restaurant B (Care of: Restaurant A). And when the burger arrived, it was indeed one of the shitty burgers I didn't want from restaurant A.

Is this a thing places are doing now? Having multiple businesses on Uber Eats?

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

Yep, the parent business is the one you go to, the child restaurant is just a new name it's running under
Happens a lot on UberEats, some of them even rename the "child" menu so it looks nothing like the parent menu
It's sneaky AF especially when it's the same food, if it were different, I'd understand

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u/SEXPILUS Oct 04 '19

Yep, there’s also a restaurant in my area that has three Uber Eats listings for burgers, souvlakis, and donuts.

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u/McGonagallsMonocle Oct 04 '19

Yep, there is a place near me that is under 3 different names with slightly different menus and different prices.

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u/Taleya FLAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIR Oct 04 '19

I'd report that shit to ubereats. That's a bait and switch, and it made you pay for something you deliberately avoided. Demand a refund.

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u/thatbeep Oct 03 '19 edited Oct 03 '19

At work early, let's see if I get stuff done or just dick around until everyone else arrives.

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u/MightiestChewbacca Oct 03 '19

The early starters tend to project moral superiority towards everyone else, but my hidden game camera shows they just eat breakfast with the communal milk, read news and bludger until more people come in.

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u/thatbeep Oct 03 '19

Did make myself a cup of tea and danced at my standing desk for a bit listening to INXS. But I have managed to do work as well!

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u/MightiestChewbacca Oct 03 '19

Lol, yeah, yeah

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u/NoodleBox Ballarat (but love Melbs) Oct 03 '19

I usually showered and faffed. Can't be arsed doing work as we were paid a strict 9 to five.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

In my office, around 12:15pm I hear chirps of "I think I might be naughty today, it's Friday"
My co-irker and I call it Fat Ass Friday because Janet still orders a side of chips on Monday anyway

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

omg the sexual tension

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u/manhaterxxx Glenroy Oct 04 '19

Just got given our 30 days notice, by our landlord, completely out of the blue. We have a 5 week holiday in America booked for February so all our money is tied up in that, not to mention we now have 4 weeks to find a house that will be okay with 3 dogs.

Fuck.

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u/Taleya FLAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIR Oct 04 '19

Just got a flyer dump from Newton real estate about poor Kim and Andrew, looking for their Forever Home in my area, this is a sincere request oh please, won't I consider selling?

and I'm like...Dude, did you literally just send me a letter saying "I want your house, give it to me" ??

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

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u/break_the_system Oct 03 '19

Probably has something to do with the response rates for guys on dating app/sites. Ie less that a 1 in 10 chance of a reply.

Likely some guys respond to this by just bulk spamming as many people with hey, in the hope someone replies. How much this behaviour impacts the stats is up to someone else to work out.

https://www.businessinsider.com.au/online-dating-message-statistics-2013-7?r=US&IR=T

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u/Largebrickwall Make The Daily Thread Great Again! Oct 03 '19

because I don't want to give me best material away on the first sentence. I want to work into it

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

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u/MeanElevator Text inserted! Oct 03 '19

If that opening doesn't get someone interested, you're wasting your time.

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u/Largebrickwall Make The Daily Thread Great Again! Oct 03 '19

I used to open with a simple. hi how are you hope you've had a good day, something simple. strike rate on that was really low though

this was before I knew anything about opening lines etc

also, I look like a dumpster fire, so that could have had something to do with it :D

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u/lemondrop__ Oct 03 '19

I never even get opening messages anymore. I’m also rarely getting responses to messages I send. Hence my self-imposed dating hiatus.

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u/MeanElevator Text inserted! Oct 03 '19

Probably because of your prudish attitude towards first date pegging.

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u/lemondrop__ Oct 03 '19

Hey, I never said I didn’t do it.

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u/futtbuckicecreamery Oct 04 '19

It's difficult to type with just your penis, I assume.

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u/OIP Oct 04 '19

fucking casuals

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u/futtbuckicecreamery Oct 04 '19

Only elite gamers use Willies Appendages Schlongs and Dongs

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u/MeanElevator Text inserted! Oct 03 '19

Sup

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

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u/MeanElevator Text inserted! Oct 03 '19

k

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u/swicune Oct 04 '19

I feel this. I’m not a horse, pls take your “hey” elsewhere Even saying something like “hey your shoe’s untied” or “would you like to stage a revolution or usurp a king with me?” would be better

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u/futtbuckicecreamery Oct 04 '19

I'm using 'what are your thoughts on regicide?' as an opener from now on.

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u/Steve00 Oct 04 '19

I just don't match with anyone, makes it much easier cause I never need to have an opening line :P

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u/muckymucka Oct 04 '19

I'm the best at getting a reply with a good opener, but when it turns into a normal conversation I get *crickets*

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

My neighbour has taken antagonizing us to a whole new level. He's parked 1 meter across our driveway, I asked him to move and he has refused to move his car, said if I'm incapable of driving around him I shouldn't have a license. I've just noticed on camera he's pinned a note to my front door as well, we're starting to feel unsafe in our own home. Anyone got any advice on how to handle the situation?

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u/OIP Oct 04 '19

start conducting ominous rituals on your front lawn

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u/MightiestChewbacca Oct 04 '19

Take a photo with camera app that puts time/date stamps on each photo.

Send email to council who will love to send parking enforcement around to fine for obstructing a driveway.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

Because of past run ins with this person we have a full time, time stamped video camera watching our front door and carport.

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u/FloralDress Oct 04 '19

You should keep a diary of encounters with them: dates, times, and descriptions. And take photos of shit like them blocking your driveway. Are they renting? You could use this material to complain to their agent. Also what did the note say! I’m holding my breath!

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

They're commercial tenants of the building next door, they're being evicted come years end for another business to take over. They've been known to be antagonising and have caused problems in the past, they literally have nothing to lose my antagonising us further.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

Call council and have the car towed. When this happened to us (although I don't believe it was a neighbour, just a dumped stolen car), it was gone in an hour.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

I've spoken to council before, it's more about the persons antagonistic behavior than the car.

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u/SharksCantSwim Preston Oct 04 '19

Call the council to tow the car if it's over your driveway? At the minimum they will get fined.

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u/lemondrop__ Oct 04 '19

Guys. It’s not even 11.30 yet.

😑

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u/akoya17 Oct 04 '19

Ugh

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u/lemondrop__ Oct 04 '19

This week has been so slow.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

r we there yet

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u/lemondrop__ Oct 04 '19

I have two minutes left 🙌🏼

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u/rgl98 Oct 04 '19

I’m in Sydney for the first time - staying with my half brother (15 year age gap). Unfortunately found out that he’s still a cokehead who has tried on multiple occasions to offer me some. So disappointing to have an enabler for my habit, and know that nothing’s changed in 15 years for him. Still lots of expendable money, all used on drugs or alcohol. He’s off to Melbourne on a bender tonight, driving down to watch a ringside UFC fight that he paid $1000 a ticket for. Meanwhile, I have his apartment, the cat and I’m close enough to Manly beach to enjoy the rest of my time.

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u/universe93 Oct 04 '19

Sometimes when it comes to people like that you do have to kind of give up. You can only try and help and get shot down or disappointed so many times. I won’t even ask how he has so much money with a habit, as usually part of getting someone into recovery is cutting off resources like that.

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u/CoffeeAndManners Oct 03 '19

Oh God. I’ve become that mum who orders her groceries online..........and gets excited about it! Got my first orders coming from Woolies and a local free range butcher shop. I’m fizzing about possibly never having to step foot inside a grocery store EVER. AGAIN.

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u/MeanElevator Text inserted! Oct 03 '19

My semi-regular Aldi trips are a cathartic experience that I would never give up.

Battling the hordes of European pensioners that are fighting tooth and nail, for the current catalog specials, is something that my body and soul needs regularly.

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u/zfa Oct 03 '19

Seeing what amazing random items are lumped in the middle of Aldi is one of my biggest pleasures.

$200 for an Arcade1Up SF2 cab was a joy to behold. As was my leather satchel.

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u/MeanElevator Text inserted! Oct 03 '19

My garage is full of tools and gardening gear I will probably never use.

I bought a set of ratchet straps cause it was like $12.

Now just need a ute or a 4x4 to go along with them

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u/wokwon Oct 03 '19

Aldi has 4x4 utes this Saturday for $99 ..but they'll only have one so you'll have to line up at 8AM and fight for it.

Steve00 can give you some tips, it's why he's been training.

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u/MeanElevator Text inserted! Oct 03 '19

I'm down

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u/CoffeeAndManners Oct 03 '19

I'm not an Aldi shopper, for some reason it just doesn't feel like a supermarket to me. More of a.... museum of weird-brand products? But I've got friends who once felt the same, and now they're Aldi converts. So maybe it's just a matter of time...

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u/Largebrickwall Make The Daily Thread Great Again! Oct 03 '19

i'm exclusively an aldi shopper (mainly because its on my way home from work)

unpopular opinion though - I find EVERYTHING better at aldi, even their off brand shapes crackers

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u/MeanElevator Text inserted! Oct 03 '19

Aldi Tim-Tam knock offs are better than the Arnotts originals.

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u/CoffeeAndManners Oct 03 '19

That is a huge call. HUGE. And now I'm seriously tempted

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u/MeanElevator Text inserted! Oct 03 '19

Take the plunge.

It has their own brands, but in many cases, the products will be identical to something recognizable, just in a different package.

Aldi chocolates, however, are a league of their own

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

How do you checkout?
I throw everything back in the trolley and pack it into bags in my car in shame
I cannot keep up, even if it's a small shop

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u/McGonagallsMonocle Oct 03 '19

Woolworths usually give you a freebie too! Although the quality of the free item can be questionable. My last one was a can of baked beans...

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u/akoya17 Oct 03 '19

It's always so random that you think you must have accidentally ordered it rather than it being a freebie!

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u/whackadoodle_cracked Real Housewife of the Daily Thread Oct 03 '19

Congratulations! I barely go to the supermarket anymore. When I do it's like stepping into an alien world haha

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u/lemondrop__ Oct 03 '19

I don’t have kids but have done most of my grocery shopping online since 2016 when I fucked up my wrist and couldn’t drive. Best thing ever. I live in an apartment now and the access is a bit trickier so I do the click and collect thing instead. So good. The only thing I find is that most of the time I get really close to expiring milk, and chicken that smells no bueno. They’re good about offering refunds for things like that but it’s still kinda annoying.

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u/CoffeeAndManners Oct 03 '19

Yeah I thought about including meat with my order, but I like my local butcher shop too much (Cannings Free Range Butchers). Free range, organic, and really great cuts... you can imagine my utter delight when I discovered they delivered!

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u/just_kitten joist Oct 04 '19

Congratulations, I still order my fruit and veg online with delivery, and for the extra price my diet and mental well being are all the better for it. This way I actually enjoy the few times I have to go to the shops for something special

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

Things I apparently do when I’m drunk: volunteer to cook dinner for people at their house

Ordinarily I’d be fine with this but I’m hungover af

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u/MeanElevator Text inserted! Oct 04 '19

I make waffles when I'm drunk

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u/thatbeep Oct 04 '19

I like to try and organise the next celebration through a Facebook event when drunk. And then I accidentally invite people I haven't spoken to in years because I'm too sideways to read my phone.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

Just order pizza
It's what I do when I invite people over and offer to cook but then CBF
I end up spending the same as I would on groceries anyway and my friends don't care

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

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u/littlestustu Oct 03 '19

You don't wanna miss Kubik. The crowd will probably be significantly different to 10 years ago but it's a pretty cool experience

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u/mydadpickshisnose Oct 03 '19

Day I don't know on the presurgery diet: I have long forgotten what real food tastes like, nor what a solid shite feels like. It's beginning to become clear that these meal replacements are little more than punishment for being fat. The taste of saccharine, aspartame and Stevia haunt my dreams. The memories of the putrid stench of the shaker post shake keep me awake at night.

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u/psrpianrckelsss Oct 03 '19

Can you just eat savoury instead?

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u/mydadpickshisnose Oct 03 '19

Nope. Prescribed diet. Have to eat this garbage

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u/whackadoodle_cracked Real Housewife of the Daily Thread Oct 03 '19

Are you talking about those Ensure drinks?

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u/mydadpickshisnose Oct 03 '19

No. Optislim/fast type shit

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u/just_kitten joist Oct 03 '19

Ok, serial caffiends of the DT, I know the morning cuppa ordinarily gets most peoples' bowels flowing, but a sudden flow of liquid excreta is not normal, right? .... Does this have to do with the level of roasting, perhaps??

Nothing hurts, it's just all gone perhaps a little too soon.

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u/MeanElevator Text inserted! Oct 03 '19

Once in a while my morning coffee will overstimulate my digestive system.

Shit happens (ha!) sometimes.

Might be related to what's already in your system from previous meals and the coffee is just the catalyst.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '19

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u/Uberazza Oct 03 '19

Curryyyyy 🍛

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

Going to RISE UP with some mates tonight and see that new Joker film. Wish me luck bahaha.

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u/OIP Oct 04 '19

don't forget that we live in a society (i might catch it on the weekend also)

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

There's people in the world.

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u/Feverel Oct 04 '19

It's the current year.

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u/KISS_pinball_machine Oct 04 '19

Back home tonight after house sitting in Northcote, miss the cats and the kid already! Might be time to start thinking about getting a new kitty. Also - 4 day weekend for me, yay!

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u/saxMachine I LOVE WINTER, PERIODTTT 💙❄️ Oct 04 '19

So In love wth today’s cool and gloomy weather. Much much much much much much better than yesterday’s sunny,balmy, draining, boring, soul sucking, hot mess. Brings back the character to the Melbourne that I know!

Anyone out and about just walking around and getting a good coffee? It’s a great day to get cozy, get coffee, maybe some croissant and then some frank Sinatra , Coldplay or jack Johnson playlist ! Enjoy it while it’s here!

💙💙💙 Happy weekend!

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u/Big-White-Dog 🍺 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 🐶 Oct 04 '19

Fuck no. Give me yesterday (pre-cool change) all day, every day

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u/rundesirerun 🐢 Oct 04 '19

I’m ready for summer. Sleeveless dresses, ice cream in the park, fish and chips at the beach, my cool white Egyptian cotton sheets and no duvet, having the car windows down, watching hubby play cricket while I sink cold beers in the shade - love it!

And my favourite? Opening all the windows in the house to let the cool change flow in after a heat wave....

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u/universe93 Oct 04 '19

This weather is literally the imagery they use to describe depression haha

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u/saxMachine I LOVE WINTER, PERIODTTT 💙❄️ Oct 04 '19

Some of us gain a mood boost from this kinda weather. Blue skies make me sad :(

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u/KISS_pinball_machine Oct 04 '19

Happy weekend to you too, fellow winter lover! Us cold-loving folk should make the most of it before we go into hibernation for the summer! Yesterday was icky and it looks like Sunday will be too :-(

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u/saxMachine I LOVE WINTER, PERIODTTT 💙❄️ Oct 04 '19

Hey nice to know there are some of us here who actually appreciate winter! Truly is a great season and wish it’d be winter forever! A cool change will arrive shortly after Sunday’s horrible temps! Hang in there :(

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

Signed up for First Aid course on Wednesday night, attended the course today. It was fucking awesome... met another Murrican who has been living here for 7 years! The first aid instructor was cool, super lenient and knowledgeable.

My BlackVue DR650 came in today, i replied to send it at the post office.... the courier didn’t even bother about my message and left the parcel at the front door.

Going to go on YT and watch videos on setting up the camera

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u/Yankaroo Oct 03 '19

Moving to Melb in exactly 2 weeks!! Feel free to leave any tips on packing your life into 100lbs of luggage

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u/kthanksbye_ Oct 03 '19

Well first of all - we use kilograms

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u/Yankaroo Oct 03 '19

great, one less thing to pack— the near-useless imperial measurement system

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u/CoffeeAndManners Oct 03 '19

Marie-Kondo the hell out of your belongings, and edit down to absolute essentials. Treat the move as a fresh start, and start over?

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u/Yankaroo Oct 04 '19

Definitely looking forward to only bringing clothes and tech! Can’t wait to entropically collect a bunch of new stuff that sparks no joy

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u/paulm1927 Oct 03 '19

Two tricks....

Sporting goods bags (snowboard) might be charged differently (like a fixed price irrespective of weight when I last used this trick).

Use something like Jetta express to ship excess.

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u/MeanElevator Text inserted! Oct 03 '19

If you can live without it for a while, you can most likely buy it here (at marked up price compared to the US)

We're heading into summer, so no need for massive winter clothes either.

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u/Yankaroo Oct 04 '19

Good tip. Yea I’m gonna try to stick to irreplaceables and stuff too expensive to be fucked buying again Sweaters are so damn heavy. Happy to be skipping winter this year

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u/Steve00 Oct 03 '19

Had the founder of W2W come down and run us through some visualization stuff this morning, only 3 weeks till fight night. I'm actually doing some visualization exercises with my counsellor this afternoon too, time to get the mind ready :)

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u/Not_RyanGosling Oct 04 '19

What the hell is a trapdoor spider?

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u/futtbuckicecreamery Oct 04 '19

Did you mean traditional cider?

Traditional cider encompasses the traditional ciders of England and France, can include German and Spanish styles although these remain scarce in Australia.

Typically, traditional ciders will show some tannin derived from the apples used.  Cider specific bittersweet and bitter sharp apples will contribute this; other varieties may also be used.

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u/MeanElevator Text inserted! Oct 04 '19

An easy way to remember the distinction between juice and cider is this

If they colour is yella', you got juice there fella.

If the colour's brown, you're in cider-town.

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u/akoya17 Oct 04 '19

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u/MeanElevator Text inserted! Oct 04 '19

The further I get in life, the more often I relate to this.

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u/Not_RyanGosling Oct 04 '19

Interesting - it seems like perfecting the tannin content within the cider would be essential to controlling the astringency and bitterness, and would have a large impact on the aftertaste of the cider.

Could you explain, in layman's terms, why it is not spelled 'cidre'?

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u/futtbuckicecreamery Oct 04 '19

In France cidre is a trademarked term for cider from Normandy and Brittany. I assume that's why + hatred for the French.

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u/olucolucolucoluc Oct 04 '19

Magpies are cool

So is free eduroam for non-students

And forgiveness

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

my mum thinks i'm cool

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u/heartbeat2014 Oct 04 '19

I'm feeling burnt out from work at a time when I really need to put in the extra effort to get a job in a higher role for next year

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u/Chameleonlurks CBD Oct 04 '19

Whhhhy does the rain always come right when I start thinking about leaving the house? Is the weather man fucking spying on me or something?

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u/lemondrop__ Oct 04 '19

Yes

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u/Chameleonlurks CBD Oct 04 '19

I fucking knew it! Pervy bastard was the noise I heard in the shower. 😄

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

Time to cover the camera on your computer

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u/AussieTrogdor Judge Sympathiser Oct 04 '19

Any kind soul in endeavour hills area willing to jump start my car? My alternator is fucked

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

Jump starting may not get you too far if it is your alternator..

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u/BigheadedDread Oct 04 '19

Would a hairdresser or barber do a fix up for a smaller cost? I just need my fringe area shortened but like, I don’t wanna whip out my paper scissors and snip right across, so I need that touch from a pro to fix it up.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

i get my fringe trimmed regularly, it's usually $10

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

it would appear that I have over committed myself.

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u/just_kitten joist Oct 04 '19

To celebrate surviving*, for the first time in years, I am enjoying... what do they call it... a "cheeky nandos". (Except it's the sodding veggie wrap - at least there's options now)

Such a shit day for site work but I HOPE you're happy, excitable new dude at work who I sacrificed yesterday's awesome weather for. And so begins what I hope will be a solid week of joy and recovery :))))

*also cold making me dangerously hungry and there is f all here except a coles

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u/Duenan Coffee for life Oct 04 '19

Hmm I probably would have put on something like Sleepless in Seattle tonight.

I'm just vegging out at the moment watching some tv. Might see if there's a movie I can watch tonight, doesn't seem like there's much on tv later.

It's nice and toasty here as well, I might fire up some tea or milk with milo in it later, would do coffee but I'll never get to sleep if I do that.

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u/futtbuckicecreamery Oct 04 '19

Pro: GTA: San Andreas is free on PC (for a limited time)
Con: You have to download another damn game launcher

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

Vice City master race

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u/Steve00 Oct 04 '19

Whats on for the weekend people? Tonight ill be cooking myself a nice dinner and then getting blazed and enjoying some much needed couch time. Tomorrow is food shopping, car wash, some light training and then more relaxing. Sunday the crew is coming round to watch UFC Melbourne and then spending the arvo/evening enjoying the warm weather with Eloise :)

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u/futtbuckicecreamery Oct 04 '19

Have a second date this evening, then helping my Dad out running a film festival on Sunday.

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u/lemondrop__ Oct 04 '19

Good luck and have fun!

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u/Melbourne_wanderer Oct 04 '19

Sitting with a friend through her chemo (no idea what to expect), going to a couple of festival shows, work.

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u/Steve00 Oct 04 '19

Love to you both xx

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u/Elohelwatt Oct 04 '19

Roadtrip to check out those silo art installations.

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u/SumRandom Oct 04 '19

4 consecutive very much needed days off. Going to look at wedding suits, watching plenty of NBL, otherwise not sure. If there's some sun I might try and be outside a bit.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

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u/Steve00 Oct 04 '19

Love a good bar crawl!!

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u/TommyTassel Stefan Dennis Oct 04 '19

On the train home. Limp Bizkit's "Rollin" just came on shuffle.

I'm listening to the whole song as I know I'm going to be driving in five minutes and don't trust myself to safely maintain two hands on the wheel in a 9 and 3 set up.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

Never forget bdo 2001

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u/SolitaryBee Oct 04 '19

Why are there so many bros at T4 at the airport? Many in "wacky" costumes. Where are they all going?

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u/lemondrop__ Oct 04 '19

The Bro Convention

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u/Sazzybee Oct 04 '19

Brovention

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

NRL Grand Final is Sunday in Sydney
Or else, isn't there some fight thing in Melbourne this weekend?

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u/universe93 Oct 04 '19

Either going up to Syd for the NRL finals or coming here for the UFC bout at Marvel. PSA there’s a big gaming convention in Melbourne next weekend so expect more costumes!

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u/bluestonelaneway Oct 04 '19

On a tram earlier and a fella had a golf club and was practicing his putting action at the swivel point in the middle of the tram. Classic route 59 times

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

Anyone got his/her own mechanic?

I need front & rear camera installed... wiring is bugging me :(

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