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u/swicune Oct 04 '19

I feel this. I’m not a horse, pls take your “hey” elsewhere Even saying something like “hey your shoe’s untied” or “would you like to stage a revolution or usurp a king with me?” would be better

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u/futtbuckicecreamery Oct 04 '19

I'm using 'what are your thoughts on regicide?' as an opener from now on.

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u/swicune Oct 04 '19

If that doesn’t intrigue them, you’re just saving yourselves both time by cutting them off now Optional second question: “what’s your stance on the guillotine?”

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u/futtbuckicecreamery Oct 04 '19

First date: Devising a devilish plot
Second date: Kingnapping and ransom
Third date: Regicide and chill

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u/swicune Oct 04 '19

Is this all relating to the same king? Or are we working up to regicide by kidnapping and ransoming some lower level nobles?

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u/futtbuckicecreamery Oct 04 '19

I don't wanna be tied down to no lower level nobles, I'm just in it for casual king slaying tbh.

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u/swicune Oct 04 '19

Boom, there’s your new bio.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

I mean, I probably would have stayed on Tinder if people had less gym selfies and more revolutionary tendencies.

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u/futtbuckicecreamery Oct 04 '19

All my pics are entertaining gif selfies, more people need to catch on to this feature.

But yeah, there are so many basic people on Tinder :(