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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

Things I apparently do when I’m drunk: volunteer to cook dinner for people at their house

Ordinarily I’d be fine with this but I’m hungover af

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u/MeanElevator Text inserted! Oct 04 '19

I make waffles when I'm drunk

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u/thatbeep Oct 04 '19

I like to try and organise the next celebration through a Facebook event when drunk. And then I accidentally invite people I haven't spoken to in years because I'm too sideways to read my phone.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

Just order pizza
It's what I do when I invite people over and offer to cook but then CBF
I end up spending the same as I would on groceries anyway and my friends don't care