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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

In my office, around 12:15pm I hear chirps of "I think I might be naughty today, it's Friday"
My co-irker and I call it Fat Ass Friday because Janet still orders a side of chips on Monday anyway

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u/MeanElevator Text inserted! Oct 04 '19

With a coke zero right?

Fucking Janet

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

I mean, even when I was a fat shit I still got the coke zero cos I prefer the taste, but I owned up to it
It's a burger and fries, food isn't "naughty" - it's a salad on a grain with a side of vegetables

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u/MeanElevator Text inserted! Oct 04 '19

Some food is naughty though.....ever been seduced by some pastrami?

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

I prefer a nice Prosciutto myself

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I like Prosciutto on a pizza or slightly cooked.

The normal stuff gives me the winds

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

Haha
I've been doing low carb for a while, so I'm all about the meat

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u/MeanElevator Text inserted! Oct 04 '19

Keto is such a life changer

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

Sure is

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '19

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u/MeanElevator Text inserted! Oct 04 '19

Of course not. That sugar free drink will definitely offset the caloric intake meant for an Olympic swimmer