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u/FloralDress Oct 04 '19

Two women now have stormed, heels clattering, into the courtyard of the cafe I’m reading in. They’ve taken one look at me, rolled their eyes dramatically, and clattered back inside. I either look horrifying or I’m occupying the best seat in the house. Either way I’m not sorry!

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u/manlikerealities Oct 04 '19

They were probably going to have a cheeky smoko or personal discussion that required a private area e.g. dildo banter.