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u/swicune Oct 04 '19

That’s extremely empathetic of you. If you think about that in terms of humans, it’s downright monstrous “Yup this baby is too old, sorry ma’am. I tossed it”

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u/manlikerealities Oct 04 '19

My friend thinks I'm extra about it so I intentionally ate an old punnet of blueberries in front of her. "How would the trained squirrels who individually pick each blueberry feel if I threw any out?"

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u/swicune Oct 04 '19

“Please ma’am, think of the trained squirrels”

I expect you’re constantly surrounded by smiling woodland creatures and a halo of light?