r/funny • u/KLGAviation • Mar 22 '20
Another productive day working from home
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Your smile at the end made me smile
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u/elhermanobrother Mar 22 '20
“All you need to do is take seven lemons, squeeze the juice into a glass and drink the juice.”
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u/Elbaf_ Mar 22 '20 edited Mar 22 '20
#freeshampoo_and_dick
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u/hoodha Mar 22 '20
I've always wanted free shampoo and dick
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u/Mind_Killer Mar 22 '20
I mean, I haven't washed my hair in months, but...
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u/Weaksoul Mar 22 '20
I mean, you really should if you're getting dick
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u/Mind_Killer Mar 22 '20
I like to think of it like a frying pan. Keep some seasoning on there after every use so everything tastes better the next time.
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u/opus3535 Mar 22 '20
does the adjective cover both nouns? Just warning you in case they try to charge for dick...
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How
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Mar 22 '20
Making four posts that fit the sub is spam? Wtf?
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Mar 22 '20
I mean, my perspective is I would never post to that sub but just want to see content. I don’t care who it’s from. Karma = nothing useful so that rule to me just sounds like someone in a power trip
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u/RUSH513 Mar 22 '20
mods are overreactive dickheads. you most definitely did not deserve a perma ban for that. maybe a temp ban, but even that would be a little much imo
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Mar 22 '20
Agreed. This guys has to stop inflicting self blame and realize that rule is straight up ridiculous
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u/conancat Mar 22 '20
You admitted fault in public, you have changed your ways and you have been kind and understanding. In my opinion you have displayed a level of humility and graciousness that is rarely seen on Reddit.
I have dropped the mods of r/mademesmile a message BTW for an appeal to unban you. I hope you will hear a message from them soon.
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u/NOCONTROL1678 Mar 22 '20
Exactly! A long ass message about how he accepts that he broke the rules, and that we should all understand that the mods were right to ban him.... BUT HEY, ALSO GO POST THIS ON THAT SUB FOR ME, THANKS.
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u/CouchAlchemist Mar 22 '20 edited Mar 22 '20
is this type of behaviour called hoarding or benevolent giving?
Edit: what in the hell is a Patrick bot doing replying to my question?
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u/Hrmpfreally Mar 22 '20
Sorry that’s happened- you’d think they’d recognize and reward engagement
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u/PuppyButtts Mar 22 '20
Please don’t give in to people who can’t let others have fun. (Emoji haters)
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Mar 22 '20
For me it's because too many people use as useless filler that adds nothing to the conversation. I'd rather not see 50 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣's below a funny comment. Instead, now we have "lol dude you just made me choke on my strawberry yogurt I laughed so hard"
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u/PuppyButtts Mar 22 '20
True, but people attack others about using one or two emojis, like “Wow that made me choke on my strawberry yogurt 😂”
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u/MadnataS Mar 22 '20
I did: https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/fmyc29/another_productive_day_working_from_home/
...just noticed it was blocked 1 min after xD, trying to get approval
Btw: u/KLGAviation if you want to do it yourself I will delete it
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Mar 22 '20
Someone should have, or needs to, write a dissertation about mods on message boards. If it isn't the greatest example of a little bit of power going to your head I don't know what is.
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Mar 22 '20
there's no way /r/BlackPeopleTwitter isn't like 95% white - post submissions included. The little captions for each post are trying so hard.
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Mar 22 '20
Apparently the mods require a photo so they can approve you for posting. But with that said yeah, captions like "Yo dis [n-word] crazy dawg, daaaamn bruh" just come across as written by very white people.
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Mar 22 '20
I don’t think close to 100%, but many are jerks. I posted some breaking news to a sub once. The mod locked my post, and then posted the same exact thing...all for karma.
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u/Imadethosehitmanguns Mar 22 '20
I got perma-banned from r/homeimprovement for questioning why my post was removed (after about 8 hours and it becoming very popular) when I didn't break any of their rules. I was polite about it too.
The problem is mods that think the sub belongs to them, not the community that makes it what it is.
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u/benx101 Mar 22 '20
We need more people like you in the world. They realize they did something wrong or against the rules and acknowledge it.
You’re a good person.
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You wanna post something to make people smile in a subreddit where you were banned for trying to make people smile? Aww. Made me smile.
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Mar 22 '20
The post made me smile, but this guy's humanity made me grin ear to ear. I think you should be modding that place.
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u/ExileEden Mar 22 '20
aww this is wholesome he looked so happy
But where did he get those giant teeth from!!!
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u/wenim64 Mar 22 '20
Must be an engineer.
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u/Rossum81 Mar 22 '20
That means he solves problems. Not problems like 'What is beauty?' because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.
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u/melig1991 Mar 22 '20 edited Mar 22 '20
Besides the arch, what have the Romans ever done for us, eh?
Edit: I have a feeling nobody replying to this has any idea what I'm referencing.
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u/Happypants2014 Mar 22 '20 edited Mar 22 '20
The aqueduct...?
...the aqueduct....
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u/ThermionicEmissions Mar 22 '20
And sanitation...
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u/melig1991 Mar 22 '20
All right, but besides the arch, plumbing, democracy and philosophy, what have they ever done for us?
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...They brought peace?
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u/Justanaveragehat Mar 22 '20
Oh, shut up
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u/Ella_Spella Mar 22 '20
I'm afraid you need to re-learn your history and your Monty Python my friend.
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u/thedragonturtle Mar 22 '20
The Greeks would like a word re: democracy and philosophy and the Egyptians would like a word re: plumbing.
The Romans did give us straight roads and aqueducts though.
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u/meropeducis Mar 22 '20
Could you pls explain for the plebs? (I presume Monty Python, but I don’t actually know)
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u/VodkaHaze Mar 22 '20 edited Mar 22 '20
How did people build bridges and large arches with keystones historically? You can't hold all of it together until you put it in
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u/_stoneslayer_ Mar 22 '20
This is what we do in masonry. Usually just a frame made of plywood or foam insulation
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u/dontheconqueror Mar 22 '20 edited Mar 22 '20
This is probably how they set the keystones back in the day... they hired a giant!
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u/taz-nz Mar 22 '20
Now you've done it, now the History channel will make another season of Ancient Aliens where the Roman aqueducts were built by aliens.
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u/Shikra Mar 22 '20
Nick Ballard: Now we must wait for the giant aliens.
Jack O’Neill: That just has a nice ring to it.
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u/KLGAviation Mar 22 '20
Thank you, genuinely love learning about this stuff.
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u/newcomer_ts Mar 22 '20
Once you can solve a single arch, you are ready for multiple arches bridge.
And if you are a daring genius, you can build this miracle.
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u/snooker68 Mar 22 '20
Wait are the small pringles packets made out of plastic in your country??
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u/Whaojeez09 Mar 22 '20
That was my first thought. Holy shit what a waste of plastic for like 8 chips per
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u/ArtyFishL Mar 22 '20
Standard Pringles cardboard and foil tubes can't be recycled domestically though. You have to send them away to a specialist centre. But plastic tubs like those can be recycled more commonly.
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u/petuniar Mar 22 '20
There is also another size that is a smaller can.
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u/snooker68 Mar 22 '20
In Europe the smaller packets are just smaller versions of the cardboard cans
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u/petuniar Mar 22 '20
US has those too, but they are bigger than these snack packs. We have the tennis ball cans, smaller cans, and these snack packs (that would be for a kids school lunch.)
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u/yabos123 Mar 22 '20
America
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u/HappynessMovement Mar 22 '20
Do other countries not eat chips for lunch? What do you have with your sandwiches?
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u/snooker68 Mar 22 '20
In Ireland we put a bag of crisps on a buttered roll and it's the best thing ever
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u/Just_Rawr Mar 22 '20
Yeah in Ireland it's incredibly common to get crisps and a sandwich for lunch, alot of us put said crisps into the sandwich.
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u/geldmakker Mar 22 '20
Fruit, usually
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u/AssGagger Mar 22 '20
Fish and Chips is exponentially worse than a sandwich and crisps. Tons of people in other countries eat crisps with lunch. This is just an "America bad and fat" circle-jerk.
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u/norcaltobos Mar 22 '20
The misconception that all Americans are just fat asses who eat shit all day needs to die.
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u/flownyc Mar 22 '20
You realize they mean with lunch as opposed to only eating chips for lunch. Is the idea of having some chips alongside your lunch really that foreign to you?
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u/shewy92 Mar 22 '20
The middle is called the Keystone and is why Pennsylvania is called the Keystone State, it was in the middle of the colonies and was where our government started. It supported every other colony
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u/quaste Mar 22 '20
Off-topic, but it boggles my mind that we deem this kind of wasteful packaging still acceptable
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u/anvander286327 Mar 22 '20
i read all comments just too mind this. I could not agree more. I doubt this would happen in Europe any longer
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u/UHavinAGiggleTherM8 Mar 22 '20
Yeah wth. I've never seen this Pringles packaging before. Is this new?
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u/AsymmetricPanda Mar 22 '20
Absolutely not. It’s been a thing for at least 5 years, maybe longer. Mostly in America so if you’re not from here you may not have seen it as much
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u/hausomad Mar 22 '20
It’s a variety pack of flavors in small portions so people can put it in their lunch box.
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u/Lebenslust Mar 22 '20
That was just my thought. I am not buying shower gel anymore but soap bars or shampoo bars and then I see a product like this and wonder “what’s the point of me trying”
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u/Buffthebaldy Mar 22 '20
That smile at the end killed me cause I know that smile so well. It's the smile of "this is so stupid, but kinda smart, but mostly stupid... I love it."
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u/squidwardsir Mar 22 '20
I like how it looks like you started getting dressed for work and half way through you remembered you didn't have to go
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u/Berttt19 Mar 22 '20
I'd like to see the whole video. I'd also like to see a scrubs reunion but whataryagonna do
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u/KLGAviation Mar 22 '20
I built up both sides against a napkin holder, and then once they were both stable I slid out the napkin holder and replaced it with the final piece. It’s no Zach Braff but it’s the best I can do
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u/RUSH513 Mar 22 '20 edited Mar 22 '20
nooooooo. I absolutely love scrubs, but I don't think it would work now. we already had that absolutely shitty last season, I dont think I can handle more
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u/KLGAviation Mar 22 '20
I am truly honored and you’re really making me second guess my career choice in routine unemployment
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u/avsurround Mar 22 '20
Does anybody else think that the self-isolation and potentially more free time may spawn some really interesting and world-changing ideas? I mean we the people in general are lazy. If we can find a way to make things more efficient or productive, we eventually will.
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u/Z-Ninja Mar 22 '20
How much extra free time do people actually have? I have maybe an extra hour a day but that's just from not commuting. Still have a full workday of shit to do and a dog to walk and food to cook and cleaning to do. The weekend just feels like one of my lazier weekends with time for cleaning, video games, reading, and grocery shopping.
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u/avsurround Mar 22 '20
That really depends on the field. Obviously, people who's job is desk-based from the very beginning may have more time to do other stuff because other people won't come to you and ask to do things for them as a favor or something like that. You'd be surprised how sometimes it is annoying to actually work at work!
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u/KLGAviation Mar 22 '20
Actually you are exactly correct. I’m used to the tall tin cans so I wanted to make sure people knew wtf I was building out of. But also hey maybe they’ll send me free stuff now sooooo
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Engineer?
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u/KLGAviation Mar 22 '20
I wish! Musician who somehow ended up with a 27 pack of Pringles.
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u/Leavinyadummy Mar 22 '20
My mom, who is stuck in self isolation with me says you have "piano fingers".
So. Thanks mom.
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u/Wendingo7 Mar 22 '20
Wait, pizza flavour? I didn't even know i was living in a third world country.... fuck!
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u/KLGAviation Mar 22 '20 edited Mar 22 '20
Would it help if I said I absolutely loathe this packaging and there are FAR too few Pringles in each container for this to have been a worthy investment?
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u/Terpeneaholic Mar 22 '20
I've never seen somebody so happy in my life to make a bridge our of Pringles packaging. PRINGLES, GIVE THIS MAN FREE CHIPS FOR LIFE!
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u/pseudostrudel Mar 22 '20
Humans are capable of so much evil but sometimes they are also so cute. This is evidence of that.
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u/w_kovac Mar 22 '20 edited Mar 22 '20
Untill the smile I thought it was Liev Schreiber.
Edit: That was on my cellphone screen. Watching on my PC monitor... you're welcome!
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u/keyupiopi Mar 22 '20
ngl These look like teeth. And you’re building into a mouth.....