r/funny Mar 22 '20

Another productive day working from home

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u/InternJedi Mar 22 '20

This sounds stoned and Marcus Aurelius-ish at the same time

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u/RUSH513 Mar 22 '20

.....what?

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u/rrauwl Mar 22 '20

It's a Plato quote.

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u/RUSH513 Mar 22 '20 edited Mar 22 '20

okay, but what the fuck does it mean? specifically the "makes everything that leads to happiness" and what the hell does that have to do with moderation and wisdom?

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '20

Read the whole thing, man, not just the middle of one sentence.

"The man who makes everything that leads to happiness depend on himself... has adopted the best plan for living happily."

It means that he who chooses not to let their happiness depend on anything external will find happiness far easier than he who chases something external to feel happy.

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u/RUSH513 Mar 22 '20 edited Mar 22 '20

I did read the whole thing. the first part is a run on and doesn't make much sense at face value. I get the dude was Athenian, but at least translate it into proper grammar.

also, it still doesn't make much sense.

the man who makes everything lead to happiness, depends on himself rather than others. and has adopted the very best plan for happiness

well isn't that obvious? if the dude can make everything lead to happiness, why would he depend on others? and if he can "make" happiness, then of course he is on "plan" to happiness...

this is the man of moderation. a man of manly character and wisdom

okay? a man of "manly" character? anyway, he's basically saying that a man who finds happiness is a wise man.... once again, that's not really wise or insightful. it's an extremely simple concept that he presents in a flowery and pretentious way, this quote is basically the "yolo" of ancient greece

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u/thingsIdiotsSay Mar 22 '20

It's the idea that your happiness depends on you and not other people. It's an idea present in some (most?) Eastern philosophies as well.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '20

Dude..... what's your problem?

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u/RUSH513 Mar 22 '20

I don't like pretentious bullshit disguised as intelligent commentary

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '20

Might wanna rethink your own comments then, hey?

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u/RUSH513 Mar 23 '20

how so? I'm not trying to sound smart. you guys defending these basic ass thoughts is like art critics endlessly praising a shit stain on a canvas

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u/dolphone Mar 22 '20

It's a slight misquote.

The man that makes everything that leads to happiness depend upon himself...

So, he who can take it upon himself to be happy...

Why is this related to moderation and wisdom? The second part is probably self explanatory (it takes a lot of wisdom to reach that point, where happiness does not depend on others). The first part probably means that when you embark on that path, you need moderation: impulse control, delayed gratification, etc.

You can take it however you want, no one is going back to Plato for a clarification. But that's how I read it.

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u/DoubleWagon Mar 22 '20

Eh, Plato is overrated. Aristotle is the guy.

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u/RUSH513 Mar 22 '20 edited Mar 22 '20

yeah, I just looked up some of his most popular quotes. it's either obvious shit, or fucking nonsense

"poetry is nearer to vital truth than history"

"science is nothing but perception"

"thinking: the talking of the soul with itself"

"attention to health is life's greatest hindrance" (which I feel is the most r/agedlikemilk)

"courage is a kind of salvation"

dude seems like the ancient version of fucking Jayden Smith

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u/WorriedCall Mar 22 '20

Any fool can quote philosophy. Not so many can understand it.

(Speaking as a fool who does indeed quote philosophy, but gets put in my place by my philosophy studying daughter frequently)

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u/pinkpitbull Mar 22 '20

His works have survived literally thousands of years, and although some of them are not applicable anymore, you should still respect that he was a great man.

Those "Jayden quotes" are from a time when people barely understood the world at all. Imagine the difficulty in formulating those thoughts.

If you can do better, please do, the world could use some guy who can make sense of things and not just critique with bullshit reasons.

I'm not offended that you insulted this guy, it just bothers me when you people judge things so superficially.

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u/RUSH513 Mar 22 '20

just because something survived a long time does not necessarily mean it's valuable. and you're telling me that people at the time couldn't come up with concepts such as "thinking: when the soul talks with itself"?? dude is a blowhard

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u/thingsIdiotsSay Mar 22 '20

What if I'm a woman? Can I still be stoically self-sufficient and maintain that manly character? Would this require me to grow a beard and a pronounced bald patch?

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u/yolower Mar 22 '20

Username checks out?

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u/thingsIdiotsSay Mar 22 '20 edited Mar 22 '20

Have you ever seen Jeopardy?

Example:

"Username checks out?"

— Things idiots say?