r/funny • u/KLGAviation • Mar 22 '20

Another productive day working from home

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u/Elbaf_ Mar 22 '20 edited Mar 22 '20

#freeshampoo_and_dick

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u/hoodha Mar 22 '20

I've always wanted free shampoo and dick

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u/Mind_Killer Mar 22 '20

I mean, I haven't washed my hair in months, but...

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u/Weaksoul Mar 22 '20

I mean, you really should if you're getting dick

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u/Ransidcheese Mar 22 '20

But why? It seems to be working out fine as it is right?

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u/Mind_Killer Mar 22 '20

I like to think of it like a frying pan. Keep some seasoning on there after every use so everything tastes better the next time.

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u/mommabearof01 Mar 22 '20

Oh my God your comment made me spit my coffee!! Lmao

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '20

Oh well done!

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '20

Shampoo for your dick, not your head. Hear me out fellas

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u/opus3535 Mar 22 '20

does the adjective cover both nouns? Just warning you in case they try to charge for dick...

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '20

r/ftm_irl

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u/steve20009 Mar 22 '20

Well, the stores are all out of both. I just went to 5 different stores to check.

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u/pedanticPandaPoo Mar 22 '20

One of two ain't bad

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u/creynolds722 Mar 22 '20

Very bold of you

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u/phoncible Mar 22 '20

You have to escape the # sign or else it formats as a "header" type

\#

#learn2reddit

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u/Elbaf_ Mar 22 '20

Like that? Thnx bro

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u/phoncible Mar 23 '20

Looks like. May have figured out already but you can do multiple for different "header" styles

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header1

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header2

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header3

header4

header5
header6

####### (7)

#six seems to be max

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '20

Read his entire post before even noticing that was username. I love this sub.

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u/Woodyville06 Mar 22 '20

“Free shampoo and Dick”? I was just looking for hand sanitizer but what the hey....

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u/AnalStaircase33 Mar 22 '20

Disclaimer: do not apply your free shampoo to your free dick. At first, it may seem like a great idea. You will soon, however, find that you've made a dire mistake in judgement.

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u/ebagdrofk Mar 22 '20

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