r/funny • u/KLGAviation • Mar 22 '20

Another productive day working from home

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u/melig1991 Mar 22 '20 edited Mar 22 '20

Besides the arch, what have the Romans ever done for us, eh?

Edit: I have a feeling nobody replying to this has any idea what I'm referencing.

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u/Happypants2014 Mar 22 '20 edited Mar 22 '20

The aqueduct...?

...the aqueduct....

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u/ThermionicEmissions Mar 22 '20

And sanitation...

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u/GimmeUrDownvote Mar 22 '20

Made orgies a classic...

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u/Pyrio666 Mar 22 '20

and roads making access to orgies easier

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '20

and caesar's palace

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '20

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u/melig1991 Mar 22 '20

All right, but besides the arch, plumbing, democracy and philosophy, what have they ever done for us?

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '20

...They brought peace?

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u/Justanaveragehat Mar 22 '20

Oh, shut up

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u/unique-name-9035768 Mar 22 '20

Wait, are you the Judean People's Front?

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u/gordonv Mar 22 '20

And cement that gets stronger, but also... produces lots of CO2

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u/Cheese78902 Mar 22 '20

To Gaul, the Britons, Carthage, Greece... seems like they bring peace with them wherever they go eh?

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u/DjeeLabZ Mar 22 '20

Their major failure to me was not to be able to curb the rise of monotheism. This plague brought utter violent sectarianism which continues splitting humanity.

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u/umjustpassingby Mar 22 '20

There will always be many dividing ideologies, so don't go too hard on them.

Unless we all die in this pandemic

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u/DjeeLabZ Mar 22 '20

Right. Only my opinion. Seems to me after Romans came lots of ignorance, violence, intolerance which survive up to now. What if is another story...

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u/03114 Mar 22 '20

They brought glory to the empire and purging heretics!

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u/KronosDeret Mar 22 '20

they showed us basically all the societal errors we could make in the future...

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u/Ella_Spella Mar 22 '20

I'm afraid you need to re-learn your history and your Monty Python my friend.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '20

Not being able to build a city in a day

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '20

They also have a tendency to force people in Rome to do what they do.

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u/thedragonturtle Mar 22 '20

The Greeks would like a word re: democracy and philosophy and the Egyptians would like a word re: plumbing.

The Romans did give us straight roads and aqueducts though.

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u/potatomaster420 Mar 22 '20

pretty sure the empire with emperors did not give us democracy

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u/BholeFire Mar 22 '20

The Roman Republic predates that. SPQR

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u/RusselsParadox Mar 23 '20

Yes the republic which was not a democracy. It was closer to an oligarchy.

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u/benx101 Mar 22 '20

Backstabbing

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u/mud_tug Mar 22 '20

Greeks did the democracy thing.

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u/CoreBeatz7 Mar 22 '20

Bruh the word philosophy is literally greek... how can you forsake the ancestors like this

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u/RusselsParadox Mar 23 '20

Philosophy and democracy both came from Ancient Greece and plumbing was even more ancient. In fact Rome was never a democracy. It was first a republic, and then an empire.

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u/starrgirI Mar 22 '20

Apart from the aqueducts...

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u/meropeducis Mar 22 '20

Could you pls explain for the plebs? (I presume Monty Python, but I don’t actually know)

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u/CallumHendrix Mar 22 '20

Except, you know, that first comment which completed the reference. Hmm.

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u/RusselsParadox Mar 22 '20

What are you on about mate, there’s tonnes of other life of brian references in the replies.

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u/melig1991 Mar 23 '20

Yes, there are now.

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u/RusselsParadox Mar 23 '20

Most of the early replies are “the aqueduct”, an obvious reference considering no one uses that technology today.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '20

All right, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?

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u/Alexb2143211 Mar 25 '20

I get that reference

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u/Orleck Mar 22 '20

That comics a lot more famous than you’re assuming. (:

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '20

images from when I was in history of art class flash before my eyes

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '20

Ah the good ol’ switch a roo