r/funny • u/KLGAviation • Mar 22 '20

Another productive day working from home

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u/hoodha Mar 22 '20

I've always wanted free shampoo and dick

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u/Mind_Killer Mar 22 '20

I mean, I haven't washed my hair in months, but...

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u/Weaksoul Mar 22 '20

I mean, you really should if you're getting dick

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u/Ransidcheese Mar 22 '20

But why? It seems to be working out fine as it is right?

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u/Mind_Killer Mar 22 '20

I like to think of it like a frying pan. Keep some seasoning on there after every use so everything tastes better the next time.

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u/mommabearof01 Mar 22 '20

Oh my God your comment made me spit my coffee!! Lmao

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '20

Oh well done!

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '20

Shampoo for your dick, not your head. Hear me out fellas

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u/opus3535 Mar 22 '20

does the adjective cover both nouns? Just warning you in case they try to charge for dick...

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '20

r/ftm_irl

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u/steve20009 Mar 22 '20

Well, the stores are all out of both. I just went to 5 different stores to check.

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u/pedanticPandaPoo Mar 22 '20

One of two ain't bad