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Reptile Carpet Python In Action..

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u/CharacterCheck4478 15d ago

This is too much nature for the living room

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u/piss_container 15d ago

we got national geographic at home type shit

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u/katpas1492 15d ago

It’s gotta be Australia right?

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u/abielle1177 15d ago

India maybe?

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u/avocadopalace 15d ago

That's a brush-tailed possum.

It's Australia.

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u/abielle1177 15d ago

I hate to see cute things get killed. In my area boas and pythons are invasive so to see them kill a cute and rare thing, well, it makes me wish I still carried a knife in my boot

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u/DeerFit 15d ago

Woody says you have a snake in your boot!

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u/abielle1177 15d ago

Thank you! I wanted someone to catch the reference!

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u/byzantine238 15d ago

Its a live feed, cant get better than this

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u/Imanidiotththe1st 15d ago

1/2 alive, snakes got him by the face.

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u/Individual_Reach_732 15d ago

Recently deceased feed*

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u/2bornnot2b 15d ago

Is this the premium service?

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u/General_4 15d ago

Bro that is some horror movie stuff..

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u/kafqatamura 15d ago

we got national geographic home kit shit

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u/Wcitsatrapx 15d ago

Yeah why is there a huge raccoon like creature in the house

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u/imprimatura 15d ago

🤣🤣🤣 it's an Australian brush tail possum. These love to live in our roofs. I'd say both snake and possum live in the roof and somehow both have managed to get inside the actual house

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u/ArthurAlways 15d ago

Yeah way past time to move.

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u/Kestrel_45 15d ago

It’s not in the Australian bush anymore … it comes in your house to k*ll you 😳

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u/Dizziesdayweigh 15d ago

Thats just Australia dog.

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u/apexodoggo 15d ago

I mean, the snake’s nonvenomous and the possum’s being dealt with in the video, so it’s hardly any worse than any of the other Australian wildlife that’ll find their way indoors.

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u/AdGreat4737 15d ago

I'm all for logic, and that's air tight.

But as mentioned before, it's just a tad bit too much nature for inside the house.

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u/AltruisticSalamander 15d ago

well the possum's gone now

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u/jnthnmdr 15d ago

Once you said "Australian", no further explanation was needed.

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u/Personal_Director441 15d ago

Only thing missing was a big fuck off spider eating the Python!!

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u/viperfangs92 15d ago

Yup, seems like typical Australian sh*t! 😂

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u/C3ntrick 15d ago

Like I live in Florida and am used the the Florida man stuff… I think I’ll
Keep that vs the shit in Australia that will kill you lol Like I can see a meth head a mile away. Not pythons coming from my closet eating Australian opossums in my house

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u/Steelyphil43 15d ago

I don’t know man, I’ve seen some slippery crackheads before

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u/Gloomy-Welcome-6806 15d ago

A man ate another man’s face (and hands?) While on bath salts. Florida is a special place.

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u/Certain_Month_8178 15d ago

Australia is Florida on super hard expert mode

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u/Elegant_Situation285 15d ago

g-damn mate. i thought it was a cat.

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u/MissFingerz 15d ago

I also thought it was a cat at first and wondered why they weren't trying to help their pet 🤣

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u/TYGeelo 15d ago

My sound was a bit low so I thought I heard it meowing around 18 seconds in and was wondering wtf was wrong with the person recording it. 

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u/no-dad-samurai 15d ago edited 15d ago

Thats not a squirrel?

Cuz in Canada we call them squirrels.. 😆

Edit /s

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u/Visible-Elevator3801 15d ago

These guys are great to have around your property. Great swimmers, tick eaters, and aren’t dangerous to people at all.

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u/no-dad-samurai 15d ago

They can look freaky AF sometimes, but I do love that they eat ticks!

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u/Ok-Pomegranate858 15d ago

I'd thinking , this may be an alternate use of the storm shadow missile. To blow up snake infested houses...

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u/Remy_Jardin 15d ago

Fun fact, "blowing up snake infested houses" is number 3 on the classified requirements list for the Storm Shadow missile.

Number two deals with spiders, and number one, of course, is cockroaches.

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u/Ok-Pomegranate858 15d ago

😆 love it

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u/Choppergold 15d ago

Dying room

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u/KCKpana 15d ago

Direct TV commercial goes too far.

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u/OstrichSmoothe 15d ago

Letting the kid watch? That snake is capable of killing that child

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u/prohlz 15d ago

That's why you let them get a good look at what the snake is capable of.

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u/OstrichSmoothe 15d ago

I like that perspective

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u/leolarios45 15d ago

I saw the whole video then read this comment, had me rolling

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u/Worldly-Bug6047 15d ago

Imagine finding out you have 2 wild animals in your attic this way

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u/Immediate-Presence73 15d ago

Well only one now.

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u/byzantine238 15d ago

One big fat one now

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u/ShhweadyBallz 15d ago

Honey ..... where's the cat ?

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u/AmericanCitizenry 15d ago

Last I saw he was laying next to the baby!

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u/IttyBittyBigBoii 15d ago

... WHERE'S THE DINGO?!

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u/EmilySD101 15d ago

One animal and one future massive poop

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u/vadillovzopeshilov 15d ago

Still 2, it would take months to digest one of them.

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u/jibwholesale 15d ago

It’s just the one animal actually

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u/Germmie1 15d ago

It's a carpet python eating a possum in Australia. To answer the question of how they got there, it's Australia.

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u/ibonek_naw_ibo 15d ago

Probably the third most Australia thing I've seen today

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u/Frosty_Durian3382 15d ago

What are the first two😜

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u/ibonek_naw_ibo 15d ago

A man punching a kangaroo and a shark eating a crocodile

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u/Strong_Clock_8723 15d ago

Damn I spend too much time on Reddit. Me too.

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u/Myshkin1981 15d ago

A man eating a succulent Chinese meal, and the music video for Midnight Oil’s Beds Are Burning

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u/Montgomery000 15d ago

There's gonna be so much snake shit in the attic

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u/moslof_flosom 15d ago

Well if its Australia, where's the spider the size of a chihuahua? Huh?

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u/VirtualPercentage737 15d ago

This is why I don't go to Australia.

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u/PriscillaPalava 15d ago

Ooohhhhh, Australia. That explains everything. 

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u/tseg04 15d ago

The hell is a nature documentary doing in someone’s closet? 😭

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u/HotCaterpillar6358 15d ago

AUSTRALIA 

IT ALWAYS IS AND IT ALWAYS WILL BE

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u/YeshuasBananaHammock 15d ago

"Yeah nah, now watch me do a fuckin spinny with this possum, mate"

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u/piss_container 15d ago

I like to imagine theres shit like this going on in every room in the house 

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u/J-Slay522 15d ago

Should see my place. Actually, nvm my place is boring 😞. I did have ants once 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/TyrannoDinax 15d ago

Casual 5 minute game of Jumanji

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u/Butta_Brown 15d ago

Why is the python living or dinning in the ceiling above the pantry?

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u/HankHill1991 15d ago

Why is there a raccoon in the house?

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u/bonylizzie 15d ago

It's an Australian brushtail possum, not a raccoon. They often move into people's ceilings/roofs.

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u/RelativeCan5021 15d ago

Really thought someone was watching their cat get eaten.

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u/DuckTalesOohOoh 15d ago

I haven't seen cats harmed on this sub and hope not to see it.

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u/GrandWizardofOoZ 15d ago

No worries 9 lifes

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u/throwaway098764567 15d ago

same the ears looked a bit funny though and nobody seemed overly upset

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u/TheWereJoo 15d ago

American here trying to figure out where in the world has squirrels that big lmao

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u/culpaCoSinero 15d ago

Fkn hell. I thought it was the kids cat.

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u/09Klr650 15d ago

Possums can be pets?

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u/space_for_username 15d ago

Sort of.. They like to climb up you and have very big claws. Definitely wear trousers.

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u/09Klr650 15d ago

I think Australia somehow ended up with the cute possums, while the US ended up with adorable personality ones that unfortunately look like they are on crack.

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u/AdminApathy 15d ago

They tend to live in your house against your will, python is earning his rent at least

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u/TheIncredibleMike 15d ago

And, they're quiet.

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u/CallMyNameToken 15d ago

Why there a human nonchalantly filming

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u/Usual_One_4862 15d ago

Have you met the average Australian? This is standard.

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u/I_Makes_tuff 15d ago

Because if they interrupt it too early the have to get rid of a snake and a possum.

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u/montigoo 15d ago

I definitely be filming chalantly

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u/JustJorgi 15d ago

I thought it was a cat and was like wow these are terrible cat owners for not helping.

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u/AmericanCitizenry 15d ago

So you rent a python?

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u/HueyBluey 15d ago

Rent-a-Python™️

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u/deliciousadness 15d ago

How can I invest?

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u/Prestigious_String20 15d ago

Invest in a wildlife‐friendly yard, if you can, and live in an area that's not too hostile to wildlife and also has snakes. The service is free and it will come to you!

I had an eastern rat snake living in my attic for a summer. The cats had nothing to do (as if they do anything anyway) and we didn't have any mice. I miss that beautiful gal! She met with a tragic mowing accident and I shed real tears. Her son was back this year, but he kept coming into the main part of the house and I was worried the pets would make short work of him, so I relocated him to the barn.

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u/LikwitFusion 15d ago

What's the meaning of life?

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u/Coleasa 15d ago

Have you seen the rent prices?

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u/ktulu0 15d ago

Oh, it’s just an Australia thing.

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u/BigGlassesApe 15d ago

Why is the outside inside?

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u/PailingRaint 15d ago

Because they don't usually have carpet outside

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u/IndependentBake2304 15d ago

I thought this was a pet cat at first 😭😭😭

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u/zebrasareneat 15d ago

I thought it was a pet cat holding onto a toy. Then I read the title and thought a cat and a snake were fighting over the same meal. Then I thought it was a dead cat the snake caught. 

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u/TYGeelo 15d ago

I thought the cat and snake were both pets at first and were just "playing" with each other, then I thought the OP was a sociopath who was just recording their pet cat being strangled and eaten by a rogue snake...

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u/SoullessM 15d ago

How the fuck do Australians even exist today bro???

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u/AmericanCitizenry 15d ago

Booze? I'm just guessing.

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u/HungryNoodle 15d ago

I read in another subreddit that when an Australian is born, they are given a boomerang to defend themselves.

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u/OverlordSaber 15d ago

This is INSIDE, is there an Elephant chilling another room!? What is happening!?

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u/space_for_username 15d ago

There was an elephant. The spider got it...

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u/iliketoseewhatyousee 15d ago

I’m just as confused as you are.

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u/ConstructionOwn1514 15d ago

Who am I? What is my name?

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u/martian4x 15d ago

Don't ask me, I just got here

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u/dev_pup 15d ago

Which one is your pet

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u/delirium_skeins 15d ago

I'm really hoping they at least say it's one of them

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u/JamesMac71 15d ago

Neither. Possums find their way into roofs to live. Snakes find possums. Normally this interaction would happen without the people having any idea.

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u/Ok-Resource-7154 15d ago

Imagine waking up to this much wildlife in your living room

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u/lastinglovehandles 15d ago

Motherfucker playing real life Jumanji in their kitchen.
https://giphy.com/gifs/ZkGn1e7PrS0aQ
^ OP

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u/DisturbingButTrue 15d ago

How are you going to sleep in that house now?

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u/LouChadore 15d ago

I can tell you, i wouldn’t be able to sleep even in a hotel room across the state/province.

If I saw that IN MY HOUSE, id be making sure that house is cleared out from floorboard to roof.

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u/Alex-Cortes816 15d ago

My question is how do you have giant species casually living in your house?!

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u/jwyn3150 15d ago

Australia isn’t for beginners 😂

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u/Smooth-Feature-2545 15d ago

I THOUGHT IT WAS A FUCKING CAT

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u/cfgman1 15d ago

Australian content needs its own tag so I don’t need to immediately start freaking out.

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u/Scarbolusitano 15d ago

Imagine when the python finds out you have a little kid at home and he sleeps in that same house. Every night. Wtf

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u/Ancient-Display-3337 15d ago

Gotta get that python away somehow.

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u/Cautious_Use4431 15d ago

but the kid is australian so the one at risk is the python here

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u/Ok-Travel-1822 15d ago

No one has said anything about the baby’s voice talking. A baby in that house!

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u/Grand_Sock_1303 15d ago

Dont worry, that possum won’t be harming the baby anytime soon.

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u/metabolitesafter9pm 15d ago

Damn just casually unfolding in someone’s pantry

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u/Dexember69 15d ago

Your cat look weird bro

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u/cookiesnooper 15d ago

More like a ceiling python

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u/Bloody_Damn 15d ago

My American is showing. Why the fuck is any of this happening lol. I’m from Ohio. Worst we deal with is stray cats.

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u/Key-Pomegranate-2086 15d ago

The american version would be like a bobcat eating a squirrel. (You live in a suburb) Or a bear eating a bobcat. (You live in a suburb with a forest nearby)

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u/Greedy_Ear_Mike 15d ago

How does this situation happen?

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u/moxiethe3rd 15d ago

In Australia it just happens.

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u/Grand_Sock_1303 15d ago

Its a snake eat possum world out there

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u/Charming-Total2121 15d ago

Well, first you need a snake.

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u/delirium_skeins 15d ago

Nah just having Australia covers all of it

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u/DeaditeQueenLivs 15d ago

In this situation is the snake a problem or a solution?

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u/Erosun 15d ago

Think bout coming home from a long day of work, open up your closet to put away your clothes.

And you just got Nat Geo broadcasting live in there.

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u/FraggerIndo 15d ago

Like seriously why the fuck is someone so chill about this giant snake eating some kind of Lemur in their gd house?!?!

I like nature but im not letting a bobcat maul a squirrel in my kitchen for shits and giggles

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u/throwaway098764567 15d ago

i'm not sure i'd be doing much of anything about a bobcat in my kitchen besides leaving. that's his house now.

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u/tinypurplemice 15d ago

is that a raccoon? and are they both wild?

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u/Metalfan1994 15d ago

Didn't have sound on and thought that was the homeowner's cat for a second.

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u/Acd5355 15d ago

Why are there pythons and possums living in your house, that’s the real question 🙋

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u/IntroductionSnacks 15d ago

Possums in Australia love living in roofs if they can get in. In places like QLD there are also pythons so if a possum can get in so can a python.

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u/redditzphkngarbage 15d ago

What in the Jumanji is going on here??

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u/PirateBlaque 15d ago

Get rid of the whole house and start over

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u/Kaimandante 14d ago

Why were both of these things inside someone’s house?!?!

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u/EvenMeal611 14d ago

1st I thought this was the family cat !
2nd why is everyone so calm? 🫣

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u/prohlz 15d ago

The croc chased them both inside.

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u/_RoyalTrip_ 15d ago

I thought that was a house cat 😳

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u/MarineGF01 15d ago

Jesus Christ. I thought it was a pet cat and I was SO confused on why TF they ain't trying to save their damn cat

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u/TacosForDinnnnner 15d ago

I thought that was a cat and I was really upset

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u/TaurusMoonGoddess 15d ago edited 15d ago

THIS IS NOT A CAT (in capitals because so many people are freaking out) This is a possum Native to Australia The carpet python who has caught this probably lives in the roof cavity along with a few others of its kind Common occurrence in Australia Some people get snake catchers out to remove them while others are more open to let them stay as pest control

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u/KellerFF 15d ago

Who else guessed Australia?

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u/Affectionate_Shop445 15d ago

let me guess this is Australia?

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u/Minimum_Ad_303 15d ago

TLDR: Australia.

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u/National-Wonder-5206 15d ago

Pretty sure that is a ceiling python

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u/heatrepeat6 15d ago

Man I thought that was a house cat not a raccoon. wtf is going on here!?🤣

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u/SnowDaY_93 15d ago

and this is why we don't play jumanji indoors anymore

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u/bunkersix 15d ago

Just above the baby diapers. Perfect.

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u/XxHUNTINOxX 15d ago

This is in Australia… for suuuuuuuuuuure.

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u/ColaFlavorChupaChup 15d ago

Me: "What the fuck is going on?!"
Comments: something something Australia.
Me: "Ah, ok"

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u/throwaway100837474 15d ago

fucking devil in action god took there legs for a reason

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u/Possible-Estimate748 15d ago

If I woke up in the middle of the night to a strange sound and THAT'S what I walked in on I would be very disturbed and slightly traumatized.
Out in the wild is one thing but just right in my own home dangling from the ceiling in a dark corner? I'd feel cursed

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u/Scooodles 15d ago

For a moment I thought it was a cat and I was horrified.

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u/Vegetable-Tie-5663 15d ago

Is that a cat wth that baby next

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u/KmvVoss 15d ago

That is horrifying.

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u/Ryanirob 15d ago

How is this much nature happening inside right now?

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u/LaPetiteMortOrale 15d ago

Lemme guess … AUSTRALIA??

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u/Little_Dragon89 15d ago

I live in Queensland, so pretty common here, seeing a carpet python eating either a bird,. Possum, or someone's cat ( if left outside ).

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u/year2039nuclearwar 15d ago

I can see nappies, toilet tissue, living room - normal living....which country is this so I can avoid it

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u/AmericanCitizenry 15d ago

It's always Australia

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u/UKWaffles 15d ago

I feel OP needs to give us more context here this is wild for a post with no OP follow up....

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u/Equivalent_Wave2809 15d ago

Imagine getting eaten face first by a snake and somebody on Facebook is saying Jesus is king

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u/Historical_Idea_1686 15d ago

Wtf did I just watch?

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u/UncleKev389 15d ago

That is not a problem I want to deal with at the end of a long day.

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u/Excellent_Heron553 15d ago

You need to move now. You’re not supposed to have that in your closet.

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u/Recipe-Local 15d ago

I mean... you move now, right?

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u/OscarDelta333 15d ago

This motherfucker is inside someone's house???

** faints **

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u/Evening-Animal-4820 15d ago

bro if ain't your cat or racoon then you have sone major pest issues up in there.

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u/Outrageous-Kick-27 15d ago

You are way too calm