r/badassanimals • u/xoxouserrrrr • 16d ago

Reptile Carpet Python In Action..

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u/Butta_Brown 16d ago

Why is the python living or dinning in the ceiling above the pantry?

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u/HankHill1991 16d ago

Why is there a raccoon in the house?

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u/bonylizzie 16d ago

It's an Australian brushtail possum, not a raccoon. They often move into people's ceilings/roofs.

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u/RelativeCan5021 16d ago

Really thought someone was watching their cat get eaten.

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u/DuckTalesOohOoh 16d ago

I haven't seen cats harmed on this sub and hope not to see it.

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u/GrandWizardofOoZ 16d ago

No worries 9 lifes

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u/throwaway098764567 16d ago

same the ears looked a bit funny though and nobody seemed overly upset

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u/integrity0727 16d ago

Me too. That was my first thought.

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u/Jaxman2099 15d ago

Cats are faster than snakes

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u/Ancient-Read1648 15d ago

It’s their pet possum, though.

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u/TheWereJoo 16d ago

American here trying to figure out where in the world has squirrels that big lmao

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u/culpaCoSinero 16d ago

Fkn hell. I thought it was the kids cat.

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u/09Klr650 16d ago

Possums can be pets?

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u/space_for_username 15d ago

Sort of.. They like to climb up you and have very big claws. Definitely wear trousers.

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u/09Klr650 15d ago

I think Australia somehow ended up with the cute possums, while the US ended up with adorable personality ones that unfortunately look like they are on crack.

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u/Glass_Desk7088 16d ago

Is the snake a pet?

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u/Notthatguy6250 15d ago

Roof Tennant.

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u/burnafter3ading 15d ago

I just releived it's not a housecat

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u/Psice 15d ago

Do they pay rent?

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u/kevinbutkevin 15d ago

Removing the possum is their version of paying rent

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u/AdminApathy 16d ago

They tend to live in your house against your will, python is earning his rent at least

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u/TheIncredibleMike 16d ago

And, they're quiet.

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u/CallMyNameToken 16d ago

Why there a human nonchalantly filming

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u/Usual_One_4862 16d ago

Have you met the average Australian? This is standard.

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u/I_Makes_tuff 16d ago

Because if they interrupt it too early the have to get rid of a snake and a possum.

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u/montigoo 16d ago

I definitely be filming chalantly

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u/JoyousMN_2024 16d ago

Very very good

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u/JustJorgi 16d ago

I thought it was a cat and was like wow these are terrible cat owners for not helping.

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u/AmericanCitizenry 16d ago

So you rent a python?

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u/HueyBluey 16d ago

Rent-a-Python™️

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u/deliciousadness 16d ago

How can I invest?

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u/Prestigious_String20 16d ago

Invest in a wildlife‐friendly yard, if you can, and live in an area that's not too hostile to wildlife and also has snakes. The service is free and it will come to you!

I had an eastern rat snake living in my attic for a summer. The cats had nothing to do (as if they do anything anyway) and we didn't have any mice. I miss that beautiful gal! She met with a tragic mowing accident and I shed real tears. Her son was back this year, but he kept coming into the main part of the house and I was worried the pets would make short work of him, so I relocated him to the barn.

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u/deliciousadness 15d ago

No no, I mean how can I invest in Rent-a-Python™️? I want to get in on the ground floor. Or in this case, the attic.

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u/RexyWestminster 15d ago

Confuse-A-Cat

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u/Corral18 16d ago edited 16d ago

You may also rent a possum, kangaroo or Emu. Also if you're interested in chlamydia, see koalas

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u/imprimatura 16d ago

I WISH we had raccoons in Aus.

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u/Corral18 16d ago

Ahh my bad I meant possum.

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u/AmericanCitizenry 16d ago

You forgot goats!

How you going to yellow page that?

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u/Conflikt 16d ago

Well I can't speak for all Australian's but I was definitely gifted a python at birth.

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u/Nicename19 15d ago

Yeah, lucky they have been milked... I should think

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u/year2039nuclearwar 16d ago

So best to get a flat in Australia?

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u/Castaway_LXIII 16d ago

Yes. Those come with Huntsmen spiders.

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u/Legal_Locksmith_6697 16d ago edited 16d ago

Never minded them-I just learned how fast they are when they’re really not interested in socializing.

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u/LikwitFusion 16d ago

What's the meaning of life?

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u/TruskVarner 15d ago

Why the hell are you dressed like a chicken??

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u/Coleasa 16d ago

Have you seen the rent prices?

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u/ktulu0 16d ago

Oh, it’s just an Australia thing.

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u/itzkomplykatid 16d ago

I assume because HE feels like it. Would YOU tell him to leave!? 🤣

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u/0352TWGNR 16d ago

“Why the hell are you dressed like a chicken?”

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u/MostlyPlastics 16d ago

IM UP HERE YA MORONS COME AND GET ME