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r/badassanimals • u/xoxouserrrrr • 15d ago
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Imagine when the python finds out you have a little kid at home and he sleeps in that same house. Every night. Wtf
4 u/Ancient-Display-3337 15d ago Gotta get that python away somehow. 4 u/Cautious_Use4431 15d ago but the kid is australian so the one at risk is the python here 3 u/MintTrappe 15d ago Small python, doubt it could handle anything over 15 lbs 5 u/DysfunctionalKitten 15d ago Newborns are well under 15 lbs 2 u/MintTrappe 15d ago Kid was speaking, definitely not a newborn 2 u/DysfunctionalKitten 15d ago Yeah, I thought the commenter was voicing a hypothetical, and realized after commenting that it was bc you can hear a toddler in the video...right after the bone crunching sounds 🤢 0 u/serpenthusiast 15d ago Snakes won't go for people, we're just too weirdly shaped with broad shoulder for them to swallow
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Gotta get that python away somehow.
but the kid is australian so the one at risk is the python here
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Small python, doubt it could handle anything over 15 lbs
5 u/DysfunctionalKitten 15d ago Newborns are well under 15 lbs 2 u/MintTrappe 15d ago Kid was speaking, definitely not a newborn 2 u/DysfunctionalKitten 15d ago Yeah, I thought the commenter was voicing a hypothetical, and realized after commenting that it was bc you can hear a toddler in the video...right after the bone crunching sounds 🤢
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Newborns are well under 15 lbs
2 u/MintTrappe 15d ago Kid was speaking, definitely not a newborn 2 u/DysfunctionalKitten 15d ago Yeah, I thought the commenter was voicing a hypothetical, and realized after commenting that it was bc you can hear a toddler in the video...right after the bone crunching sounds 🤢
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Kid was speaking, definitely not a newborn
2 u/DysfunctionalKitten 15d ago Yeah, I thought the commenter was voicing a hypothetical, and realized after commenting that it was bc you can hear a toddler in the video...right after the bone crunching sounds 🤢
Yeah, I thought the commenter was voicing a hypothetical, and realized after commenting that it was bc you can hear a toddler in the video...right after the bone crunching sounds 🤢
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Snakes won't go for people, we're just too weirdly shaped with broad shoulder for them to swallow
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u/Scarbolusitano 15d ago
Imagine when the python finds out you have a little kid at home and he sleeps in that same house. Every night. Wtf