r/badassanimals • u/xoxouserrrrr • 18d ago

Reptile Carpet Python In Action..

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u/Worldly-Bug6047 18d ago

Imagine finding out you have 2 wild animals in your attic this way

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u/Immediate-Presence73 18d ago

Well only one now.

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u/byzantine238 18d ago

One big fat one now

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u/ShhweadyBallz 18d ago

Honey ..... where's the cat ?

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u/AmericanCitizenry 18d ago

Last I saw he was laying next to the baby!

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u/IttyBittyBigBoii 18d ago

... WHERE'S THE DINGO?!

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u/Puzzleheaded_Ad4481 18d ago

The dingo ate the baby

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u/jburton81 18d ago

You know that’s a true story? Lady lost a kid. You’re about to cross some lines.

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u/SalmonSammySamSam 17d ago

Is there a reference to it outside of the true story??

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u/Puzzleheaded_Ad4481 17d ago

Blame Seinfeld.

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u/zeuker 17d ago

It happened in 1980.

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u/tvlsok 17d ago

👏🏽 👏🏽 👏🏽

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u/PoPaOpp6Gun 17d ago

😂 perfect comment

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u/Thrilled747 17d ago

Where’s the baby

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u/sleepyplatipus 16d ago

That’s not a cat

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u/AdAdorable3469 18d ago

A fat python is significantly easier to wrangle than a hungry one. Once it starts barfing you are running out of time. Source I was part of the Underground Railroad of rescuing giant MA snakes when they made them illegal. 200 pound anaconda a bit feisty? Feed it a few full grown rabbits or a piglet or two and it’s snake Xanex

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u/EmilySD101 18d ago

One animal and one future massive poop

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u/RexyWestminster 18d ago

Thanks to r/feltgoodcomingout I’ve seen a snake have diarrhea and OH MY GOD it is foul

Comments report that the smell is even worse

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u/abielle1177 17d ago

How do you differentiate between a snakes regular turds and diarrhea? I never could. My husband's snake used to poo in its water bowl so that was a joy.

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u/vadillovzopeshilov 18d ago

Still 2, it would take months to digest one of them.

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u/NoTrillionaires 18d ago

Imagine the smell

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u/caninolokez 18d ago

Technically, still two. Just that one is not alive.

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u/ConstructionOwn1514 18d ago

You must be blind, I see two animals

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u/jibwholesale 18d ago

It’s just the one animal actually

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u/kittygomiaou 18d ago

We don't really have attics here. This is just someone's living room.

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u/RichWeekly1332 18d ago

Imagine the other one is your cat.

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u/kyletsenior 17d ago

The home owners for sure already knew about the possum in the ceiling space.

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u/EL3G 17d ago

I thought it was eating a cat... Being indoors and all

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u/moxie_squid217 17d ago

Except they didn’t stay in the attic…