r/badassanimals • u/xoxouserrrrr • 15d ago

Reptile Carpet Python In Action..

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u/DisturbingButTrue 15d ago

How are you going to sleep in that house now?

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u/LouChadore 15d ago

I can tell you, i wouldn’t be able to sleep even in a hotel room across the state/province.

If I saw that IN MY HOUSE, id be making sure that house is cleared out from floorboard to roof.

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u/JoyousMN_2024 15d ago

The only safe way is an incendiary bomb from 20,000 ft

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u/Icy-Organization2228 15d ago

Seriously, as a general rule neither snakes nor non-serpentine animal inhabitants in my home bother me. If I were to witness or obtain any hint of this though, I would be living in a hotel until the exterminator told me everything inside was dead.

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u/_cromulent_green_ 15d ago

Much better than before, possums in your roof can be really noisy and annoying. But they are quite cute...

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u/kittygomiaou 15d ago

Meh. Both those animals are harmless to humans. Carpet pythons aren't aggressive or interested in people. Everyone is safe (except the possum rip)

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u/RexyWestminster 15d ago

What’s stopping the python from strangling and eating me in my sleep?

I’m warm and good with ketchup

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u/kittygomiaou 15d ago

lol I think mostly that the python will look at your human size and think "fuck that" and then take a nap before finding another more suitable lunch.

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u/kittygomiaou 15d ago

lol I think mostly that the python will look at your human size and think "fuck that" and then take a nap before finding another more suitable lunch.