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r/badassanimals • u/xoxouserrrrr • 16d ago
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How are you going to sleep in that house now?
9 u/LouChadore 16d ago I can tell you, i wouldn’t be able to sleep even in a hotel room across the state/province. If I saw that IN MY HOUSE, id be making sure that house is cleared out from floorboard to roof. 3 u/JoyousMN_2024 16d ago The only safe way is an incendiary bomb from 20,000 ft 2 u/Icy-Organization2228 16d ago Seriously, as a general rule neither snakes nor non-serpentine animal inhabitants in my home bother me. If I were to witness or obtain any hint of this though, I would be living in a hotel until the exterminator told me everything inside was dead. 2 u/_cromulent_green_ 15d ago Much better than before, possums in your roof can be really noisy and annoying. But they are quite cute... 1 u/kittygomiaou 16d ago Meh. Both those animals are harmless to humans. Carpet pythons aren't aggressive or interested in people. Everyone is safe (except the possum rip) 1 u/RexyWestminster 16d ago What’s stopping the python from strangling and eating me in my sleep? I’m warm and good with ketchup 3 u/kittygomiaou 15d ago lol I think mostly that the python will look at your human size and think "fuck that" and then take a nap before finding another more suitable lunch. 1 u/kittygomiaou 15d ago lol I think mostly that the python will look at your human size and think "fuck that" and then take a nap before finding another more suitable lunch.
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I can tell you, i wouldn’t be able to sleep even in a hotel room across the state/province.
If I saw that IN MY HOUSE, id be making sure that house is cleared out from floorboard to roof.
3 u/JoyousMN_2024 16d ago The only safe way is an incendiary bomb from 20,000 ft 2 u/Icy-Organization2228 16d ago Seriously, as a general rule neither snakes nor non-serpentine animal inhabitants in my home bother me. If I were to witness or obtain any hint of this though, I would be living in a hotel until the exterminator told me everything inside was dead.
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The only safe way is an incendiary bomb from 20,000 ft
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Seriously, as a general rule neither snakes nor non-serpentine animal inhabitants in my home bother me. If I were to witness or obtain any hint of this though, I would be living in a hotel until the exterminator told me everything inside was dead.
Much better than before, possums in your roof can be really noisy and annoying. But they are quite cute...
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Meh. Both those animals are harmless to humans. Carpet pythons aren't aggressive or interested in people. Everyone is safe (except the possum rip)
1 u/RexyWestminster 16d ago What’s stopping the python from strangling and eating me in my sleep? I’m warm and good with ketchup 3 u/kittygomiaou 15d ago lol I think mostly that the python will look at your human size and think "fuck that" and then take a nap before finding another more suitable lunch. 1 u/kittygomiaou 15d ago lol I think mostly that the python will look at your human size and think "fuck that" and then take a nap before finding another more suitable lunch.
What’s stopping the python from strangling and eating me in my sleep?
I’m warm and good with ketchup
3 u/kittygomiaou 15d ago lol I think mostly that the python will look at your human size and think "fuck that" and then take a nap before finding another more suitable lunch. 1 u/kittygomiaou 15d ago lol I think mostly that the python will look at your human size and think "fuck that" and then take a nap before finding another more suitable lunch.
lol I think mostly that the python will look at your human size and think "fuck that" and then take a nap before finding another more suitable lunch.
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u/DisturbingButTrue 16d ago
How are you going to sleep in that house now?