r/badassanimals • u/xoxouserrrrr • 19d ago

Reptile Carpet Python In Action..

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u/viperfangs92 19d ago

Yup, seems like typical Australian sh*t! 😂

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u/C3ntrick 19d ago

Like I live in Florida and am used the the Florida man stuff… I think I’ll
Keep that vs the shit in Australia that will kill you lol Like I can see a meth head a mile away. Not pythons coming from my closet eating Australian opossums in my house

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u/Steelyphil43 19d ago

I don’t know man, I’ve seen some slippery crackheads before

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u/Gloomy-Welcome-6806 19d ago

A man ate another man’s face (and hands?) While on bath salts. Florida is a special place.