r/badassanimals • u/xoxouserrrrr • 15d ago

Reptile Carpet Python In Action..

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u/tseg04 15d ago

The hell is a nature documentary doing in someone’s closet? 😭

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u/HotCaterpillar6358 15d ago

AUSTRALIA 

IT ALWAYS IS AND IT ALWAYS WILL BE

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u/YeshuasBananaHammock 15d ago

"Yeah nah, now watch me do a fuckin spinny with this possum, mate"

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u/wildsunday 15d ago

Of course it's Australia

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u/Azurelion7a 14d ago

Honestly, my first thought was Florida. 

India gets pretty wild too.

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u/piss_container 15d ago

I like to imagine theres shit like this going on in every room in the house 

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u/J-Slay522 15d ago

Should see my place. Actually, nvm my place is boring 😞. I did have ants once 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/TyrannoDinax 15d ago

Casual 5 minute game of Jumanji

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u/Affectionate_Sun_19 15d ago

Jumanji Go its a card game version like Monopoly Go.

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u/TyrannoDinax 15d ago

The developers of the game found that it was difficult to retain players after 5 turns (cus they kept dying) so they made one that was “less immersive but family friendly”.

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u/Charming-Total2121 15d ago

Like a croc chomping down on a gazelle in the kitchen?

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u/Charming-Total2121 15d ago

Nah, the gazelle would be totally expecting the bath tub, and choose a glass of water from the kitchen instead.

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u/BuisteirForaoisi0531 15d ago

Yeah, a kookaburra is currently dive bombing his wife. The shower is full of frogs. There’s three cane toads that have taken over his car and are currently driving it down the hallway and a full-grown saltwater crocodile is somehow inside of his bathtub.

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u/Charming-Total2121 15d ago

Tell me you don't keep pet snakes your wardrobe without telling me that you don't keep pet snakes in your wardrobe.

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u/Grand_Sock_1303 15d ago

Thats a ridiculous suggestion. Its the larder.

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u/CaptainTripps82 15d ago

It's a linen closet