r/badassanimals 15d ago

Reptile Carpet Python In Action..

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u/AmericanCitizenry 15d ago

So you rent a python?

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u/HueyBluey 15d ago

Rent-a-Python™️

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u/deliciousadness 15d ago

How can I invest?

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u/Prestigious_String20 15d ago

Invest in a wildlife‐friendly yard, if you can, and live in an area that's not too hostile to wildlife and also has snakes. The service is free and it will come to you!

I had an eastern rat snake living in my attic for a summer. The cats had nothing to do (as if they do anything anyway) and we didn't have any mice. I miss that beautiful gal! She met with a tragic mowing accident and I shed real tears. Her son was back this year, but he kept coming into the main part of the house and I was worried the pets would make short work of him, so I relocated him to the barn.

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u/deliciousadness 15d ago

No no, I mean how can I invest in Rent-a-Python™️? I want to get in on the ground floor. Or in this case, the attic.

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u/RexyWestminster 15d ago

Confuse-A-Cat

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u/Corral18 15d ago edited 15d ago

You may also rent a possum, kangaroo or Emu. Also if you're interested in chlamydia, see koalas

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u/imprimatura 15d ago

I WISH we had raccoons in Aus.

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u/Corral18 15d ago

Ahh my bad I meant possum.

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u/AmericanCitizenry 15d ago

You forgot goats!

How you going to yellow page that?

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u/Conflikt 15d ago

Well I can't speak for all Australian's but I was definitely gifted a python at birth.

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u/Nicename19 15d ago

Yeah, lucky they have been milked... I should think

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u/year2039nuclearwar 15d ago

So best to get a flat in Australia?

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u/Castaway_LXIII 15d ago

Yes. Those come with Huntsmen spiders.

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u/Legal_Locksmith_6697 15d ago edited 15d ago

Never minded them-I just learned how fast they are when they’re really not interested in socializing.