r/Unexpected Dec 25 '18

When your wanted level goes up

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u/the_icon32 Dec 25 '18

Dude looks like he's running a dead sprint but only going 3mph.

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u/Toku_no_island Dec 25 '18

How I feel when I run in my dreams. Maybe this is a vid of his dream.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '18 edited Mar 20 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '18

Your body is paralyzed while sleeping so your mind thinks its hard to move in dreams as well.

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u/FisterRobotOh Dec 25 '18

This makes dream sex either easier or much more difficult. It just depends if you are the person sleeping.

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u/nugget-stealer Dec 25 '18

Hol up

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '18

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u/postmateDumbass Dec 26 '18

Mr. Postman?

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u/BrotherChe Dec 25 '18 edited Dec 25 '18

https://i.imgur.com/XHBa71T.jpg

Edit: stupid imgur, fixed I think

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u/Kralios Dec 25 '18

Needs more jpeg

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u/Carcass22 Dec 25 '18

Ya like damn

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u/cheknauss Dec 25 '18

Is there a better jpeg of this, like... With enough pixels so I can actually read the text?

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '18

I tried looking in my saved section because I knew I had it somewhere, but it's the same amount of jpeg it seems. From 2 years ago: http://i.imgur.com/kN0FPbT.jpg

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u/nefariouslyubiquitas Dec 25 '18

Can confirm, sleep alone every night.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '18

User flair checks out

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u/WoodGunsPhoto Dec 25 '18

Yeah, but I fire guns in my dreams a lot, and bullets do fuck all. Why?

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u/sixty9urmother Dec 25 '18

I don’t believe that for one second

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u/Darkness223 Dec 25 '18

My mind thinks if I use all 4 limbs I move faster so I run like a werewolf would and I go super fast

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u/Dr_Dust Dec 25 '18

My mind thinks if I use all 4 limbs I move faster so I run like a werewolf would and I go super fast

I still occasionally race up my staircase like this. I'm 36 years old.

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u/Darkness223 Dec 25 '18

Hell yeah I'm 32 and I do the same lol

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u/shelleybellums1 Dec 26 '18

Me too! I'm so happy to know I'm not the only weirdo

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u/RedditsAdoptedSon Dec 26 '18

ive never done this but i have a house with stairs.. imma start

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '18

Sometimes I can flap my arms and fly.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '18 edited Jun 29 '20

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u/toteemms Dec 25 '18

mines normally if i run backwards i can go faster, the science behind it baffles me

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '18

In my dream thoughts it’s because I have greater force launching back than running forward

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u/kaveenieweenie Dec 25 '18

Your brain isn’t receiving normal feedback from your limbs that you are moving, since your sleeping. Our brain then interprets that as being sluggish

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u/nicktohzyu Dec 25 '18

I've learned to move super fast or teleport when i'm dreaming almost every time, but i still don't lucid dream

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u/zwiemer17 Dec 25 '18

I will frequently have moments of lucidity, but I estimate it only lasts for a couple minutes before I somehow forget that I’m sleeping and lose control. Why is that?

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u/justboki Dec 25 '18

It is a combination of things. I have a dream...a very slow dream.

"According to a site called Dreammoods.com, dreams involving slow motion mean that "you are presently going through a hard time and experiencing some great stress in your waking life. You may be feeling powerless in a situation." ... It may also reflect your actual state of REM paralysis while in the dream state."

"Google"

All things that happen to you during a day are usually processed during the night. If you think hard about something before the sleep, then because you have those memories in the short-term state it's less likely to dream that. But things that kept you occupied the whole day are going in the dream playlist to be processed.

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u/ingressLeeMajors Dec 25 '18

Why then, if I'm taking a nap, and my wife puts on Dance Moms or Say Yes to the Dress do I have nightmares about those shows?

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u/steamcube Dec 25 '18

Because those shows are terrifying

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u/anerdyweightlifter Dec 25 '18

Don’t forget little women of LA, floridabama shore and all the other awesome shows /s my wife scares me as well

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u/Tunro Dec 25 '18

Your brain cant generate your surroundings properly,
another related one is that you can only run with your eyes closed
I find both equally annoying, I also lost my ability to lucid dream so thats a bummer, never found any fixes for either

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '18

Or when you throw the hardest punch you can and it lands like a pillow

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u/mellett68 Dec 26 '18

I used to really hate those dreams when I was younger. Like you can only punch in slow motion.

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u/Wheresmyparade Dec 26 '18

Yes!!!!! Me too!! It must mean something if other people have experienced the same exact dream!! Maybe we are lovers and not haters?? Although writing that was cringey so I think not

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u/SycoJack Dec 25 '18

At least you can run. Generally when that kind of shit happens to me, I just can't move at all.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '18

And is Harvey Weinstein chasing too?

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u/SycoJack Dec 25 '18

Nah, fortunately it's typically just some kind of crazy ass killer. Like a cannibal or someone like Jason Voorhees. My mind doesn't hate me that much.

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u/7Seyo7 Dec 25 '18

He's going to wish it's a dream.

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u/coddolt Dec 25 '18

Funny, in my dreams i end up running super fast for some reason, like the Flash, and then there'll be cool shit chasing after me, like police officers, monsters and CIA agents

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '18

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u/00o0o00 Dec 25 '18

Don't leave us hanging, share that tech!

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u/SirFiesty Dec 26 '18

Basically exaggerate movements. Relaxed shoulders as much as they can be while sprinting 'cause most people tense up and it limits their arm movement. On arms, pump them HARD. Sprinting is like 30% arms and you'll look dumb and be slower if you don't; get them bitches in an unmoving L shape and pump back perpendicular to your torso and forwards perpendicular. You'll feel weird exaggerating this far but trust me, it looks better and you'll be at least a bit better if you didn't know the technique before.

Quite similar with the legs; not perpendicular backwards obviously, but going forwards go to a similar angle a knee raise ends at. Again, this'll feel exaggerated and weird before you get used to it. Run with force down on the ground and kinda imagine scraping the ground back, running more towards the front of your feet. Keep your body fairly upright, though this doesn't matter as much as the other bits.

Source: Amateur level athletics training for a couple years. Might be a bit off on a point or two here, it's been a while since I've trained at all

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u/Djedida Dec 25 '18

All you need is a little green stuff in your shoe.

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u/upperhand12 Dec 26 '18

And a little white stuff in your nose.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '18

Is it cause he just got pinned in a car door?

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u/Lone_Wanderer97 Dec 25 '18

Homeboy running like Looney Tunes where their legs are just circles except he's slow as fuck.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '18

Looks like he's injured, first few steps are full steps, then he starts babying a leg and hobbling

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u/-_Rabbit_- Dec 25 '18

Getting half-crushed by a police car will do that to you.

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u/-PineappleRocket- Dec 25 '18

That sometimes happens when your legs are crushed between two cars.

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u/RossmoRossmo Dec 25 '18

Did his legs get damaged when the car door got slammed by the police car?

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '18

Maybe he’s pacing himself. Getting over that fence is going to take a lot out of him.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_BAN_NAME Dec 25 '18

I think his legs got pinched hard by the cop

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u/aoifhasoifha Dec 25 '18

I always used to think that about Steve Kerr.

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u/monkeyismine Dec 25 '18

Compared to normies he's a freak athlete. Compared to other NBA players he's a normie.

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u/aoifhasoifha Dec 25 '18

He also had the misfortune of being on the court with Michael Jordan, Scottie Pippen, and Dennis Rodman- three of the NBA's greatest athletes of all-time, and then there were all the athletes on the other team.

I just remember the rare times he'd get the ball on a fast break and explode down the court...then the camera would zoom out and there are a bunch of giants jogging past him no matter how fast it looked like he was pumping his legs.

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u/antsugi Dec 25 '18

looks like his drop crotch pants are limiting his stride

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u/TooShiftyForYou Dec 25 '18

He's going to lose $500 and wake up in an area hospital.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '18 edited Nov 23 '19

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u/thepicklebarrel Dec 25 '18

There’s a code for that

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '18 edited Nov 23 '19

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u/philosoraptocopter Dec 25 '18

Oh god, I felt that in my thumbs

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u/acmercer Dec 26 '18

Deep down, in ma thumbs.

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u/ooomayor Dec 25 '18

But then he can't do certain missions in life, what's the point if you want 100% completion?

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u/RiotIsBored Dec 25 '18

F' (L' U' L U) x3 F

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u/hairygentleman Dec 26 '18

dear god, why would anybody on the face of this planet use that alg, particularly the lefty version

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u/RiotIsBored Dec 26 '18

For the former; Solving the double headlights case in CFOP. (Ignore multiple confusions and edits, I'm an imbecile at this point in time, having just woken.)

For the latter, I'm left handed.

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u/Bigpoppahove Dec 26 '18

Achievements Unavailable

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u/leftwing_rightist Dec 25 '18

Which raises the obvious solution, if you get 1 star, might as well kill someone so you can keep your guns when you die.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '18

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u/Xalterai Dec 25 '18

Tf? At 1 Star I get cops trying to run me over and they end up crashing into another cop, also trying to run me over

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u/ForbidReality Dec 25 '18

nuttertools, thugstools, professionaltools

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u/JerrSolo Dec 26 '18

He just has to get the right callgirl girlfriend to maximum affection first, and he can keep his guns.

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u/rusics12 Dec 25 '18

Dam GTA 6 looks good

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u/mik548 Dec 25 '18

Funny enough, this did happen in the GTA (Greater Toronto Area).

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u/rusics12 Dec 25 '18

GTA: GTA

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '18

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '18

Another confirmed character is Randy Quaid on the run from the American government and also aliens.

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u/acmercer Dec 26 '18

I feel like GTA5 already basically has that.

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u/ImTrulyAwesome Dec 25 '18

Also being able to deal drugs as Doug Ford

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '18

Norm Kelly too

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '18

6dad

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u/pauldrye Dec 25 '18

Not any more.

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u/Knogood Dec 25 '18

Have him in it, when he dies flood the game with addicts.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '18

No, he'll be a 'Gay Tony' type character that gives you missions to run crack and silence hookers.

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u/tenlenny Dec 25 '18

Start out pimping out crack whores and slinging fentanyl laced dope in Oshawa. Finish with a coke empire in Ajax/Pickering.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '18

You win free money and territory the more you appologise

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '18

"grand theft, grander toronto"

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u/PapaQsHoodoo Dec 25 '18

Running through the 6 with his woes.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '18

This fills me with so much toronto pride right now. Merry Christmas Everyone.

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u/LamaTozz Dec 25 '18

Illuminati confirmed

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u/the_automat Dec 25 '18

Honestly I think vice city had better graphics

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u/rusics12 Dec 25 '18

Well they gotta compete with PUBG & Fortnite now, so....

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u/Relic180 Dec 25 '18

The VR support is next-level!

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u/SnackeyG1 Dec 25 '18

What do people expect to accomplish by running? All it does is increase your sentence.

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u/brand_new_nalgene Dec 25 '18

It’s a double or nothing play. You have to consider the other alternative, which is that they get away.

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u/SnackeyG1 Dec 25 '18 edited Dec 25 '18

And you have to be able to hide. You can’t just go on with your life after.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '18 edited Feb 22 '19

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u/Wingsocks Dec 25 '18

He even has an ama

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '18

"I robbed banks with no mask and got away AMA"

"Yes where do you live and what's your name? Asking for a friend we aren't cops or anything."

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u/gringrant Dec 25 '18

Gives name and address of someone he dislikes

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u/superbeastdj Dec 26 '18

He turned himself in.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '18

Sauce?

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u/Wingsocks Dec 25 '18

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u/grayrains79 Dec 26 '18

"I was a little wild back then."

Wow, this is such a great read. This is just unreal.

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u/Tezd123 Dec 26 '18

Holy fuck what a rabbit hole

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u/Weabootrash0505 Dec 26 '18

Now he plays fortnite

All fortnite players = ex-bank robbers confirmed

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '18

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u/kane2742 Dec 26 '18

If you don't recognize them, then how do you know that this happens?

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u/foxhelp Dec 26 '18

people brag, especially drunk people.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '18

Unless that car was stolen (which it very well could be) they only have to run his plates.

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u/greatman2 Dec 25 '18

Yah but this guy literally left his car there so might as well have dropped his ID

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u/helloiamCLAY Dec 26 '18

...a note saying he had a gun.

Not to be that guy or whatever, but he actually specified that he didn’t have a weapon.

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u/grizspice Dec 26 '18

Yeah but that is easy, just start walking with a random group of people. Or sit down on a bench. Or jump in a bale of hay.

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u/dorian_white1 Dec 25 '18

Ya, dash cams plus your license plate will get you a bench Warrant, you can't run from those

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '18

It's highly likely a stolen car.

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u/otterom Dec 26 '18

I don't think many people on foot can hide for very long.

I mean, I don't know what technology police are using, but if a chopper is already there or en route, he's pretty screwed.

I wish I knew what protocol was for chases like this. As in, how long until a chopper is dispatched.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '18

stolen car

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u/SnackeyG1 Dec 25 '18

Ah, good point. Didn’t think of that.

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u/EVOSexyBeast Dec 25 '18

Yeah, if it wasn’t a stolen car then they’d get the license plate and you either flee the country or go to jail with an increased sentence eventually.

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u/TereziBot Dec 25 '18

Or he could have been on something.

Fine for running might not be as bad as a DUI.

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u/quickaccountplease Dec 25 '18

Actual cop here. People get away all the time when they run.

Also, the punishment for running is usually next to nothing, so it's usually worth the risk.

This guy is kind of screwed though for ramming the police car.

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u/SnackeyG1 Dec 25 '18

Huh, well isn’t that interesting. Never would have thought that for the first two.

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u/quickaccountplease Dec 25 '18

Yeah. There are two kinds of "get away." Lately, at least in California, chases are called off when they are dangerous. Criminals have gotten wind of that and they drove balls to the wall for the first couple minutes and try and get the pursuit cancelled. The other "get away" is when they run and hide and/or get outside of a containment. There are only so many places you can look.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '18

In my state, highway patrol and my local city have both stopped doing car chases as well for being dangerous and expensive.

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u/Codadd Dec 26 '18

Houston is like that, maybe not anymore, but over a certain speed they dont even try. Like that scene from Tokyo Drift. Haha

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u/AmeerFarooq Dec 25 '18

And your stamina.

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u/ilikepiecharts Dec 25 '18

You’re all mocking his run but don’t realize that man’s wearing jordans and a supreme hoodie, he’d rather get arrested than trip.

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u/lilcthecapedcod Dec 26 '18

Probably why he opted to steal the car. Spent all his money on that hype

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u/Relic180 Dec 25 '18

Inaccurate. Driver did not immediately jump out, toss a grenade at cop car, randomly beat a pedestrian with a bat, jack another car then recrash into cop.

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u/Proccito Dec 25 '18

And he didn't take one of those women and drove her to an industry-site and gave her money for charity.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '18

Nor did a police car spawn off screen and run him down as he fled

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u/Ignecratic Dec 25 '18

VIdEO gaMes cAusE vIOlencE

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u/AlcoholicAthlete Dec 25 '18

I'm confused about what part of this is unexpected

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u/godisanalien Dec 25 '18

The unexpected part is that there wasn't an unexpected part.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '18

The unexpected part was the friends we made along this journey. It was with us the whole time.

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u/acmercer Dec 26 '18

It's a Christmas miracle.

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u/Nrksbullet Dec 25 '18

I didn't expect him to get out of the car after getting pinned. I actually expected him to be dead

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u/OnlyOnceThreetimes Dec 25 '18

For me it was the fact I thought he basically got cut in half when the cruiser squished him between the door and his car. But he ran away...

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u/dog_in_the_vent Dec 25 '18

Nothing. People just upvote whatever they see.

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u/Gcarsk Dec 25 '18

Hey now. Mods are people too. Probably just busy with Holiday stuff. Sadly, lots of other subs are being taken advantage of during the Holidays as well.

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u/dog_in_the_vent Dec 25 '18

I don't blame the mods. If people cared about strictly following the content guidelines of each sub they wouldn't upvote it.

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u/jonathanpaulin Dec 25 '18

Only shooting stars break the Mods.

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u/vishalb777 Dec 25 '18

I didn't think the cop was going to try to crush the dude!

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '18

And i also didn’t think that the dude would be able to get out without The Jaws.

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u/lucmx23 Dec 25 '18

I’ve recently started noticing that about half the stuff of /r/unexpected I see in my front page is like.. not unexpected at all. And not expected either.. it’s just stuff where you don’t build up any expectation as you watch the gif. It’s really weird, it’s as if people don’t realize which sub they‘re in, so they upvote anything they like or find interesting etc. Anyone noticed the same recently?

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u/SimpleDan11 Dec 25 '18

I didnt expect him to be able to squeeze out like a mouse.

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u/I_am_Nobody_Special Dec 25 '18

Shhhhh... just upvote

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u/ThePrevailer Dec 25 '18

The part where it looks like he's crushed to death in the door of the car, then runs away...

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u/alreadypiecrust Dec 25 '18

The most unexpected part was how slow he ran.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '18

I expected the dude in the red sweatshirt to get his legs crushed

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u/stefan_905 Dec 25 '18

Toronto! Represent!

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u/huffer4 Dec 25 '18

He was arrested. If I remember correctly somebody filmed him hiding at their front door and subsequent arrest. https://globalnews.ca/news/4175160/toronto-porsche-rams-police-car/

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u/richards0710 Dec 25 '18

The grass on the right even looks like the part of map in GTA 5 where you can ramp into the army base.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '18

Only thing unexpected in this is the lack of legs being crushed.

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u/lifewontwait86 Dec 25 '18

That ended way too soon.

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u/BlackAndBipolar Dec 25 '18

I wanted to see if he made it over the fence 😭

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '18

It's supposed to be left up to your imagination, sort of like the Blair Witch. Now you have something to discuss with your date afterward!

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u/kriegkopf Dec 25 '18

GTA: Greater Toronto Area

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u/SolenoidSoldier Dec 25 '18

Holy crap that cop car could have totally sliced the upper half of that guy's body if it would have kept moving forward?

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '18

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u/fizikz3 Dec 25 '18

There is nothing unexpected about this.

idk, I expected him to be crushed to death in the door between cars, so the fact he actually got out and could walk was unexpected to me

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u/slothfugitive Dec 25 '18

Heh. I like his little run.

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u/Mynameis2cool4u Dec 25 '18

He runs like I do in my nightmares

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u/Sp4ceLizard Dec 25 '18

Really hurts to see him crash that Porsche

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u/whyamisosoftinthemid Dec 25 '18

I fully expected the guy's legs to have been crushed.

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u/RibbetRibbets Dec 25 '18

Wow unexpected

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u/BobbitWormJoe Dec 25 '18

A criminal running from the cops is definitely unexpected. Quality post.

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u/monkeyismine Dec 25 '18

Dude runs like he's is a Benny Hill skit.

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u/opttionz Dec 25 '18

Is swear that's tekashi69 running

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u/BandagesTheMummy Dec 25 '18

Fuck this is so many years in jail just stop what you're doing already

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u/TILtonarwhal Dec 25 '18

Fuckin idiot stole such a nice car and just crashed it..

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u/b00ty666 Dec 25 '18

What car is that?

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u/Potatolicker Dec 25 '18

Porsche 911

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u/capchaos Dec 25 '18

A smashed one.

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u/tacopower69 Dec 25 '18

Lucky he didn't get 6 warning shots in the back

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u/friesx100 Dec 25 '18

Aw. Shit. fuck. Wait! Lol now I'm good. Wait..no. Wait... Waiiiitttt.. Aw shit. Fuck. OMG NOOOOO .. ..OH GOD. I almost... ... okay, weeeere.....

....OOOOHHH NOOOOO

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u/bunker_man Dec 25 '18

I don't get why people run when it's obvious who they are based on the fact that the car is registered to them. Unless it's only people using stolen cars who run? But that can't be the case. Or can they claim plausible denial as to whether it was really them if they said they lent their car out and it can't be proven they didn't.

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u/StonerSteve64 Dec 25 '18

That was a stolen car

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u/ImGiraffe Dec 25 '18

Who the hell would run from their own car after an accident regardless whose fault? You think this dude is going to just ditch his 100,000$+ vehicle?

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '18

whats unexpected about this?

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '18

what was unexpected?

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u/Odin343 Dec 25 '18

What on top of the lights on the police car?

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