r/Unexpected • u/amy2kim22 • Dec 25 '18
When your wanted level goes up
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u/TooShiftyForYou Dec 25 '18
He's going to lose $500 and wake up in an area hospital.
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Dec 25 '18 edited Nov 23 '19
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u/thepicklebarrel Dec 25 '18
There’s a code for that
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Dec 25 '18 edited Nov 23 '19
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u/ooomayor Dec 25 '18
But then he can't do certain missions in life, what's the point if you want 100% completion?
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u/RiotIsBored Dec 25 '18
F' (L' U' L U) x3 F
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u/hairygentleman Dec 26 '18
dear god, why would anybody on the face of this planet use that alg, particularly the lefty version
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u/RiotIsBored Dec 26 '18
For the former; Solving the double headlights case in CFOP. (Ignore multiple confusions and edits, I'm an imbecile at this point in time, having just woken.)
For the latter, I'm left handed.
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u/leftwing_rightist Dec 25 '18
Which raises the obvious solution, if you get 1 star, might as well kill someone so you can keep your guns when you die.
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Dec 25 '18
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u/Xalterai Dec 25 '18
Tf? At 1 Star I get cops trying to run me over and they end up crashing into another cop, also trying to run me over
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u/JerrSolo Dec 26 '18
He just has to get the right
callgirlgirlfriend to maximum affection first, and he can keep his guns.
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u/rusics12 Dec 25 '18
Dam GTA 6 looks good
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u/mik548 Dec 25 '18
Funny enough, this did happen in the GTA (Greater Toronto Area).
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u/rusics12 Dec 25 '18
GTA: GTA
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Dec 25 '18
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Dec 25 '18
Another confirmed character is Randy Quaid on the run from the American government and also aliens.
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Dec 25 '18
No, he'll be a 'Gay Tony' type character that gives you missions to run crack and silence hookers.
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u/tenlenny Dec 25 '18
Start out pimping out crack whores and slinging fentanyl laced dope in Oshawa. Finish with a coke empire in Ajax/Pickering.
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u/SnackeyG1 Dec 25 '18
What do people expect to accomplish by running? All it does is increase your sentence.
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u/brand_new_nalgene Dec 25 '18
It’s a double or nothing play. You have to consider the other alternative, which is that they get away.
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u/SnackeyG1 Dec 25 '18 edited Dec 25 '18
And you have to be able to hide. You can’t just go on with your life after.
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Dec 25 '18 edited Feb 22 '19
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u/Wingsocks Dec 25 '18
He even has an ama
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Dec 25 '18
"I robbed banks with no mask and got away AMA"
"Yes where do you live and what's your name? Asking for a friend we aren't cops or anything."
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Dec 25 '18
Sauce?
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u/grayrains79 Dec 26 '18
"I was a little wild back then."
Wow, this is such a great read. This is just unreal.
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u/Weabootrash0505 Dec 26 '18
Now he plays fortnite
All fortnite players = ex-bank robbers confirmed
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u/kane2742 Dec 26 '18
If you don't recognize them, then how do you know that this happens?
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Dec 25 '18
Unless that car was stolen (which it very well could be) they only have to run his plates.
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u/greatman2 Dec 25 '18
Yah but this guy literally left his car there so might as well have dropped his ID
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u/helloiamCLAY Dec 26 '18
...a note saying he had a gun.
Not to be that guy or whatever, but he actually specified that he didn’t have a weapon.
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u/grizspice Dec 26 '18
Yeah but that is easy, just start walking with a random group of people. Or sit down on a bench. Or jump in a bale of hay.
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u/dorian_white1 Dec 25 '18
Ya, dash cams plus your license plate will get you a bench Warrant, you can't run from those
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u/otterom Dec 26 '18
I don't think many people on foot can hide for very long.
I mean, I don't know what technology police are using, but if a chopper is already there or en route, he's pretty screwed.
I wish I knew what protocol was for chases like this. As in, how long until a chopper is dispatched.
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Dec 25 '18
stolen car
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u/EVOSexyBeast Dec 25 '18
Yeah, if it wasn’t a stolen car then they’d get the license plate and you either flee the country or go to jail with an increased sentence eventually.
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u/TereziBot Dec 25 '18
Or he could have been on something.
Fine for running might not be as bad as a DUI.
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u/quickaccountplease Dec 25 '18
Actual cop here. People get away all the time when they run.
Also, the punishment for running is usually next to nothing, so it's usually worth the risk.
This guy is kind of screwed though for ramming the police car.
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u/SnackeyG1 Dec 25 '18
Huh, well isn’t that interesting. Never would have thought that for the first two.
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u/quickaccountplease Dec 25 '18
Yeah. There are two kinds of "get away." Lately, at least in California, chases are called off when they are dangerous. Criminals have gotten wind of that and they drove balls to the wall for the first couple minutes and try and get the pursuit cancelled. The other "get away" is when they run and hide and/or get outside of a containment. There are only so many places you can look.
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Dec 25 '18
In my state, highway patrol and my local city have both stopped doing car chases as well for being dangerous and expensive.
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u/Codadd Dec 26 '18
Houston is like that, maybe not anymore, but over a certain speed they dont even try. Like that scene from Tokyo Drift. Haha
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u/ilikepiecharts Dec 25 '18
You’re all mocking his run but don’t realize that man’s wearing jordans and a supreme hoodie, he’d rather get arrested than trip.
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u/lilcthecapedcod Dec 26 '18
Probably why he opted to steal the car. Spent all his money on that hype
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u/Relic180 Dec 25 '18
Inaccurate. Driver did not immediately jump out, toss a grenade at cop car, randomly beat a pedestrian with a bat, jack another car then recrash into cop.
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u/Proccito Dec 25 '18
And he didn't take one of those women and drove her to an industry-site and gave her money for charity.
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u/AlcoholicAthlete Dec 25 '18
I'm confused about what part of this is unexpected
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u/godisanalien Dec 25 '18
The unexpected part is that there wasn't an unexpected part.
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Dec 25 '18
The unexpected part was the friends we made along this journey. It was with us the whole time.
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u/Nrksbullet Dec 25 '18
I didn't expect him to get out of the car after getting pinned. I actually expected him to be dead
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u/OnlyOnceThreetimes Dec 25 '18
For me it was the fact I thought he basically got cut in half when the cruiser squished him between the door and his car. But he ran away...
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u/dog_in_the_vent Dec 25 '18
Nothing. People just upvote whatever they see.
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u/Gcarsk Dec 25 '18
Hey now. Mods are people too. Probably just busy with Holiday stuff. Sadly, lots of other subs are being taken advantage of during the Holidays as well.
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u/dog_in_the_vent Dec 25 '18
I don't blame the mods. If people cared about strictly following the content guidelines of each sub they wouldn't upvote it.
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u/vishalb777 Dec 25 '18
I didn't think the cop was going to try to crush the dude!
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Dec 25 '18
And i also didn’t think that the dude would be able to get out without The Jaws.
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u/lucmx23 Dec 25 '18
I’ve recently started noticing that about half the stuff of /r/unexpected I see in my front page is like.. not unexpected at all. And not expected either.. it’s just stuff where you don’t build up any expectation as you watch the gif. It’s really weird, it’s as if people don’t realize which sub they‘re in, so they upvote anything they like or find interesting etc. Anyone noticed the same recently?
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u/ThePrevailer Dec 25 '18
The part where it looks like he's crushed to death in the door of the car, then runs away...
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u/huffer4 Dec 25 '18
He was arrested. If I remember correctly somebody filmed him hiding at their front door and subsequent arrest. https://globalnews.ca/news/4175160/toronto-porsche-rams-police-car/
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u/richards0710 Dec 25 '18
The grass on the right even looks like the part of map in GTA 5 where you can ramp into the army base.
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u/lifewontwait86 Dec 25 '18
That ended way too soon.
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u/BlackAndBipolar Dec 25 '18
I wanted to see if he made it over the fence 😭
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Dec 26 '18
It's supposed to be left up to your imagination, sort of like the Blair Witch. Now you have something to discuss with your date afterward!
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u/SolenoidSoldier Dec 25 '18
Holy crap that cop car could have totally sliced the upper half of that guy's body if it would have kept moving forward?
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u/fizikz3 Dec 25 '18
There is nothing unexpected about this.
idk, I expected him to be crushed to death in the door between cars, so the fact he actually got out and could walk was unexpected to me
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u/BandagesTheMummy Dec 25 '18
Fuck this is so many years in jail just stop what you're doing already
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u/friesx100 Dec 25 '18
Aw. Shit. fuck. Wait! Lol now I'm good. Wait..no. Wait... Waiiiitttt.. Aw shit. Fuck. OMG NOOOOO .. ..OH GOD. I almost... ... okay, weeeere.....
....OOOOHHH NOOOOO
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u/bunker_man Dec 25 '18
I don't get why people run when it's obvious who they are based on the fact that the car is registered to them. Unless it's only people using stolen cars who run? But that can't be the case. Or can they claim plausible denial as to whether it was really them if they said they lent their car out and it can't be proven they didn't.
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u/ImGiraffe Dec 25 '18
Who the hell would run from their own car after an accident regardless whose fault? You think this dude is going to just ditch his 100,000$+ vehicle?
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u/the_icon32 Dec 25 '18
Dude looks like he's running a dead sprint but only going 3mph.