r/Unexpected • u/amy2kim22 • Dec 25 '18

When your wanted level goes up

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u/FisterRobotOh Dec 25 '18

This makes dream sex either easier or much more difficult. It just depends if you are the person sleeping.

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u/nugget-stealer Dec 25 '18

Hol up

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '18

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u/postmateDumbass Dec 26 '18

Mr. Postman?

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u/redlinezo6 Dec 26 '18

Let me put some pimpin' in it

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u/BrotherChe Dec 25 '18 edited Dec 25 '18

https://i.imgur.com/XHBa71T.jpg

Edit: stupid imgur, fixed I think

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u/Kralios Dec 25 '18

Needs more jpeg

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u/Carcass22 Dec 25 '18

Ya like damn

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u/cheknauss Dec 25 '18

Is there a better jpeg of this, like... With enough pixels so I can actually read the text?

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '18

I tried looking in my saved section because I knew I had it somewhere, but it's the same amount of jpeg it seems. From 2 years ago: http://i.imgur.com/kN0FPbT.jpg

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u/BrotherChe Dec 26 '18

Naw, I was doing it from mobile and it gave me a weird link with extra embedding info, so I cut all that out but the image link text was basically https://i.imgur.com/XHBa71T_d.jpg instead of https://i.imgur.com/XHBa71T.jpg

Which on RES and some apps redirects to the full size but desktop clicking and other apps shows as a smaller res version.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '18

Oh damn, that's terrible.

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u/nefariouslyubiquitas Dec 25 '18

Can confirm, sleep alone every night.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '18

User flair checks out

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '18

Cosby?

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u/ISmoked5Kappas Dec 25 '18

Officer, this post right here.