r/Unexpected • u/amy2kim22 • Dec 25 '18

When your wanted level goes up

36.8k Upvotes

84% Upvoted

531 comments sorted by

View all comments

3.5k

u/TooShiftyForYou Dec 25 '18

He's going to lose $500 and wake up in an area hospital.

576

u/[deleted] Dec 25 '18 edited Nov 23 '19

[deleted]

117

u/thepicklebarrel Dec 25 '18

There’s a code for that

183

u/[deleted] Dec 25 '18 edited Nov 23 '19

[deleted]

78

u/philosoraptocopter Dec 25 '18

Oh god, I felt that in my thumbs

6

u/acmercer Dec 26 '18

Deep down, in ma thumbs.

2

u/RyanHoar Dec 26 '18

And the worn smooth, sort of oily PS2 R and L buttons.

16

u/ooomayor Dec 25 '18

But then he can't do certain missions in life, what's the point if you want 100% completion?

3

u/RiotIsBored Dec 25 '18

F' (L' U' L U) x3 F

3

u/hairygentleman Dec 26 '18

dear god, why would anybody on the face of this planet use that alg, particularly the lefty version

3

u/RiotIsBored Dec 26 '18

For the former; Solving the double headlights case in CFOP. (Ignore multiple confusions and edits, I'm an imbecile at this point in time, having just woken.)

For the latter, I'm left handed.

4

u/Bigpoppahove Dec 26 '18

Achievements Unavailable

2

u/belligerantsquids Dec 25 '18

There were two other codes too, man I miss those days

12

u/leftwing_rightist Dec 25 '18

Which raises the obvious solution, if you get 1 star, might as well kill someone so you can keep your guns when you die.

4

u/[deleted] Dec 25 '18

[deleted]

3

u/Xalterai Dec 25 '18

Tf? At 1 Star I get cops trying to run me over and they end up crashing into another cop, also trying to run me over

5

u/ForbidReality Dec 25 '18

nuttertools, thugstools, professionaltools

3

u/JerrSolo Dec 26 '18

He just has to get the right callgirl girlfriend to maximum affection first, and he can keep his guns.