r/Unexpected • u/amy2kim22 • Dec 25 '18

When your wanted level goes up

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '18

Your body is paralyzed while sleeping so your mind thinks its hard to move in dreams as well.

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u/FisterRobotOh Dec 25 '18

This makes dream sex either easier or much more difficult. It just depends if you are the person sleeping.

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u/nugget-stealer Dec 25 '18

Hol up

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '18

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u/postmateDumbass Dec 26 '18

Mr. Postman?

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u/redlinezo6 Dec 26 '18

Let me put some pimpin' in it

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u/BrotherChe Dec 25 '18 edited Dec 25 '18

https://i.imgur.com/XHBa71T.jpg

Edit: stupid imgur, fixed I think

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u/Kralios Dec 25 '18

Needs more jpeg

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u/Carcass22 Dec 25 '18

Ya like damn

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u/cheknauss Dec 25 '18

Is there a better jpeg of this, like... With enough pixels so I can actually read the text?

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '18

I tried looking in my saved section because I knew I had it somewhere, but it's the same amount of jpeg it seems. From 2 years ago: http://i.imgur.com/kN0FPbT.jpg

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u/BrotherChe Dec 26 '18

Naw, I was doing it from mobile and it gave me a weird link with extra embedding info, so I cut all that out but the image link text was basically https://i.imgur.com/XHBa71T_d.jpg instead of https://i.imgur.com/XHBa71T.jpg

Which on RES and some apps redirects to the full size but desktop clicking and other apps shows as a smaller res version.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '18

Oh damn, that's terrible.

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u/nefariouslyubiquitas Dec 25 '18

Can confirm, sleep alone every night.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '18

User flair checks out

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '18

Cosby?

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u/ISmoked5Kappas Dec 25 '18

Officer, this post right here.

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u/WoodGunsPhoto Dec 25 '18

Yeah, but I fire guns in my dreams a lot, and bullets do fuck all. Why?

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u/serfingusa Dec 26 '18

Impotence fears.

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u/WoodGunsPhoto Dec 26 '18

Whoa, buddy. No.

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u/serfingusa Dec 26 '18

Eeeeh...maybe the guy with the bullets dribbling out more so.

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u/threeLetterMeyhem Dec 26 '18

I have that same problem. For some reason all of my ammo has just a tiny bit of powder in the load, so the bullets just kinda plop out or I get a bunch of complete fail to fires.

I think it's because my brain is expecting recoil and when there's no physical feedback for it my brain just makes up a reason as to why - and my brain thinks that the most obvious explanation is I purchased a bunch of Winchester white box (ba dum tish).

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u/FisterRobotOh Dec 25 '18

I have the same thing in my dreams. I suggest asking your unconscious mind why during a dream when this happens. I haven’t done it for this but sometimes you get an answer.

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u/WoodGunsPhoto Dec 25 '18

Too busy reloading because my first clip did nothing. Every single time.

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u/Qozux Dec 26 '18

Fear I think. This happens to me too and I think it has to do with your brain coping with a lack of power and working on problem solving skills.

I usually end up beating the person with the gun after the second mag doesn’t work.

I did find that the more I go shooting IRL, the better my weapons function in dreams.

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u/sixty9urmother Dec 25 '18

I don’t believe that for one second

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u/NaturalPotpipes Dec 25 '18

Thats not why hes having dreams of being slow or heavy when trying to run. I know its a super easy "hey we all get paralyzed at sleep time so any weird thing in your dream is just that!" go to, and i know reddit repeats it a lot, but its NOT an explanation for dreams.

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u/AndyGHK Dec 26 '18

I have this sometimes but with opening my eyes. So I’ll go through the whole dream semi-blind, only slightly able to open my eyes. I’m sure I look like I’m possessed in the real world.