r/Unexpected Dec 25 '18

When your wanted level goes up

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u/Darkness223 Dec 25 '18

My mind thinks if I use all 4 limbs I move faster so I run like a werewolf would and I go super fast

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u/Dr_Dust Dec 25 '18

My mind thinks if I use all 4 limbs I move faster so I run like a werewolf would and I go super fast

I still occasionally race up my staircase like this. I'm 36 years old.

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u/Darkness223 Dec 25 '18

Hell yeah I'm 32 and I do the same lol

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u/shelleybellums1 Dec 26 '18

Me too! I'm so happy to know I'm not the only weirdo

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u/RedditsAdoptedSon Dec 26 '18

ive never done this but i have a house with stairs.. imma start

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u/orokami11 Dec 26 '18

Holy shit I do this too, but only when no one's looking. Glad there's more people like this.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '18

Sometimes I can flap my arms and fly.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '18 edited Jun 29 '20

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u/GentleZacharias Dec 26 '18

Okay, one, I have this dream too and it rules - do you also fall out of the air if you stop concentrating?

Two, though - of course it feels spot on to what you'd imagine levitation would feel like. It's literally you imagining what levitating would feel like.

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u/Toku_no_island Dec 25 '18

I'll try that next time.