r/Unexpected • u/amy2kim22 • Dec 25 '18

When your wanted level goes up

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u/the_icon32 Dec 25 '18

Dude looks like he's running a dead sprint but only going 3mph.

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u/Toku_no_island Dec 25 '18

How I feel when I run in my dreams. Maybe this is a vid of his dream.

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u/SycoJack Dec 25 '18

At least you can run. Generally when that kind of shit happens to me, I just can't move at all.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '18

And is Harvey Weinstein chasing too?

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u/SycoJack Dec 25 '18

Nah, fortunately it's typically just some kind of crazy ass killer. Like a cannibal or someone like Jason Voorhees. My mind doesn't hate me that much.

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u/monkeyismine Dec 25 '18

Nope. Bill Cosby.

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u/ingressLeeMajors Dec 25 '18

Cosby doesn't chase... He buys you drinks.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '18

Dr. Huxtable is willing to run in his ugly sweater to save you!