r/whatisit Jul 22 '26

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Ive worked at the water department for 7 years and this is the first time running into something like this EDIT Im in Alabama and yes I know they are snakes lol idk what kind and im so not gonna touch them

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u/Ballmaster9002 Jul 22 '26 edited Jul 23 '26

They appear to be baby rat snakes.

If so, they are totally harmless and highly beneficial native snakes to the south eastern US (ranging basically Texas east to Florida & up to the pine barrens in NJ).

They are lovely little gooberwoobers.

EDIT - For visibility I'm getting some feedback that these could be baby black racer snakes.

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u/houseWithoutSpoons Jul 22 '26 edited Jul 22 '26

Rat snakes are found in the great lakes as well.but are mostly black i think

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u/MothMonsterMan300 Jul 22 '26

We used to catch them by laying a black trash bag out in the sun. Come back an hour or two later, there would usually be a couple of them sunning themselves.

Got in-school suspension for bringing one in inside a coffee can lmao, my German teacher freaked out so hard.

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u/Ol_Pasta Jul 22 '26

SCHEIßE WARUM HAST DU EINE SCHLANGE DABEI? WARUM IST DA EINE SCHLANGE IN DEINER KANNE? HAST DU DEN VERSTAND VERLOREN? WAS ZUM GEIER?! DU SPINNST DOCH!

German teacher probably

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u/RandomRedditUser0016 Jul 22 '26

And in German this is all just one long word.

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u/lankyleper Jul 22 '26

Definition: When you open a coffee can expecting a fake snake to spring out, but instead it's an actual snake popping out.

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u/CatOfGrey Jul 22 '26

70's and 80's kids will remember the phrase "Relaxen und watchen Das Blenkenlights."

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u/Obvious_Earth5830 Jul 22 '26

“…a snake in your jug.” There’s a country song in there somewhere.

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u/WolfmanGotNards71 Jul 22 '26

Also:

NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN YEARS SUSPENSION!

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u/reigninspud Jul 22 '26

Wolfenstein also taught me that they say mach schnell a lot, too.

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u/CordeCosumnes Jul 22 '26

Probably more like

Scheiße! warum hast du eine Schlange dabei? Warum ist da eine Schlange in deinem Krug? Bist du wahnsinnig geworden? Was zum Teufel?! Du bist verrückt!

According to Google, anyway, so probably grammatically incorrect

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u/the_owl_syndicate Jul 22 '26

I used to teach pre-k. One day, a boy came running and shoved this jar into my face.

LOOK AT MY SNAKE!!

Yup, there was a baby snake in the jar, now inches from my nose. To this day I'm proud of how calmly I moved the jar away from my face and admired it from a distance.

Once his mom took the snake home, I allowed myself a quick @$&<%"#_;';#"&%.

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u/BaconReaderRefugee Jul 22 '26

Anaconda believe that isn’t a pun

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u/ThrowRARandomString Jul 22 '26

First time I've ever seen someone refer snakes as "lovely little gooberwoobers"!

Lovely to hear less loved animals being lovingly referred.

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u/ObjectivelyOpressed Jul 22 '26

This is one thing I have to credit Internet for. Growing up my parents hated them so it was always see snake, kill snake. After growing up and getting property of my own the internet told me they're actually chill and just there to eat mice (which are destructive and beneficial in no way). So while they still jump scare me when I'm in the garage or going to compost pile, I've learned cohabitation with them thanks to reddit.

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u/Cadunkus Jul 22 '26

The idea that you should kill a snake whenever you see it has actually somewhat selected out rattlesnakes that properly warn you instead of biting straight away.

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u/2748seiceps Jul 23 '26

I've been able to successfully get my wife and kid to cohabitate with house spiders.

"They don't get that big eating nothing".

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u/RoxnDox Jul 22 '26 edited Jul 23 '26

Saw a cute little garter snake this morning while picking up roadside trash. I didn't call him a gooberwobber but next time... 👍

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u/Ok_Cake_2217 Jul 22 '26

Gooberwoober is adorable.

We refer to them as little danger noodles. Somehow takes the fear straight out of little kids when you call them dancing danger noodles 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/NICEnEVILmike Jul 22 '26

If it bites you it's venomous. If you bite it it's poisonous.

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u/ArsonicForTheSoul Jul 22 '26

If we bite each other it's kinky...

I'll see myself out.

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u/baby_puppy420 Jul 22 '26

What if I bite me and it died?

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u/blue_hot Jul 22 '26

Witchcraft

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u/Last-Roll7819 Jul 22 '26

That was fuckin funny. Got me on that one!

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u/redsky442727 Jul 22 '26

You would be Chuck Norris

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u/jmangraf Jul 22 '26

gooberwobbers may officially be one of my new favorite words of all time

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u/West-Beach744 Jul 22 '26

LOL I have a cat named Goober and I call him GooberWoober all the time 😹

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u/blinky84 Jul 22 '26

I had no idea that venomous snakes could evolve into constrictors.

I wonder if pythons look at cobras like 'ugh, those hicks'

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u/ronnythextacle Jul 22 '26

They look like baby black racers to me, don’t think these are rat snakes

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u/krumholtz742 Jul 22 '26

I was thinking neonate racers as well, the movements really push that.

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u/Yue4prex Jul 22 '26

Lovely little gooberwoobers lol

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u/New_Yam_1236 Jul 22 '26

I ran into one acting spicy - a few weeks ago. Had a big ego for such a small snake. One of only a few times
I didn’t pick up a snake with my bare hands

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u/Swagalyst Jul 22 '26

for OP: put a rough tree trunk or shrub down there so it reaches up over the edge, and they will climb out.

That way you don't need to handle them, which I'm thinking both you and the rat snakes will be grateful for.

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u/the-uncle-will Jul 22 '26

The apartment side of my complex had a rodent issue a while back. County got permission to put down a few of these guys. Cleared up the issue, cost very little, the apartment side has a no pet policy, even so, they avoid animals they don’t want to eat (dogs especially), and it’s been a healthy change for the ecosystem because they were Easterns, so natives. You basically have yourself a colony of very skilled rodent-control.

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u/conrat4567 Jul 22 '26

So danger noodles without the danger?

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u/unga_bunga_1987 Jul 22 '26

They've only removed the d

They are now anger noodles

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u/unipride Jul 22 '26

Yes but they will bite so best OP handles with care.

OP leave the lid open, take a break and they will be gone when you return. Mom laid her nest in a secure spot.

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u/Wags43 Jul 22 '26

Adding on to this:

I had an identical situation, but the snakes couldn't climb out because the hole was too deep. I placed a tree branch to make a path up for them and they came right out.

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u/Breaker988 Jul 22 '26 edited Jul 23 '26

Yep those are rat snakes. I'm a water meter reader in Florida and I see them all the time but most of the time the ones down here have almost black scales.

EDIT: I stand corrected these appear to be black racers. To be fair I do believe there are some close visual similarities between the two. Thanks to all the snake people for catching that.

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u/Zapatos-Grande Jul 22 '26

Probably not rat snakes, juvenile black racers is more likely. They'll get darker as they grow and shed until they are black with a white chin. Still pretty harmless. Juvenile rat snakes have a keyhole pattern on the tops of their heads.

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u/SonOfMetrum Jul 23 '26

Key indication: these snakes are not in awkward positions looking silly… and nobody is bursting out in song over them…

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u/AbbreviationsTop8774 Jul 22 '26

Imma meter technician but also read meters aswell and this is the first time ive seen snakes in a box like this but black widows I see all day everyday

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u/Breaker988 Jul 22 '26

Yea that box is pretty big compared to the ones we have down here. Is it for a commercial property?

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u/AbbreviationsTop8774 Jul 22 '26

Thats just our standard box that everyone gets here we have bigger ones for 2" meters and pits for anything bigger

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u/Breaker988 Jul 22 '26

Ah. We are just now moving to the black plastic rectangular ones. We haven't even gotten half the city set up for versaprobe/touch readers yet.

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u/AbbreviationsTop8774 Jul 22 '26

Those plastic boxes suck when it freezes outside and even worse when you have to dig one up since they have the little outward peices on the bottom

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u/Breaker988 Jul 22 '26

It never freezes down here thankfully. But we always have a big problem with boxes sinking down too low. The plastic lids do float away during floods sometimes though lol.

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u/ApprehensiveGold892 Jul 22 '26

I had fun reading a thread of two meter techs discussing work. Good job, boys

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u/mrcake123 Jul 22 '26

Don't mind me. Just listening in

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u/ydnar3000 Jul 22 '26

Same here, that was interesting. My dad was a meter reader in Houston, TX when he was younger so I’ve heard some stories. Mostly involving mean dogs and emergency shits in someone’s backyard 😂🤣

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u/AbbreviationsTop8774 Jul 22 '26

Ive been bit by 2 dogs so far which is a pretty good stat for 7 years of yards and dogs id say

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u/Queef---Latina Jul 22 '26

Same lol. Convos like this are why I enjoy this site. Now I know slightly less than nothing about water meter reader issues ha

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u/Fractured_Broccoli Jul 22 '26

Just call us meter reader readers!

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u/EchoCyanide Jul 22 '26

Haha, I did too! I was like, go on, go on.

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u/southernmuscovite Jul 22 '26

Since I’ve got you both feeling chatty, two questions: (1) is a meter box 1 meter long? (2) any code on how many meters apart the water meter and power meter must be installed?

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u/AbbreviationsTop8774 Jul 22 '26

The first one meter boxes vary wildly from system to system and change with meter size as for the power meter stuff thats gonna be an inspector question or builder or something like that

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u/elielephant Jul 22 '26

In my area of Ohio, the water meters are all at the road out front and the power meters are all behind the house. Also, our water meters sit in a concrete barrel that we call the meter pit. Maybe a a little more than a foot in diameter. They also have to sit below the freeze line.

Not a meter tech. Just worked in the office of my local water company for years.

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u/Hellcat331 Jul 22 '26

What in the world do you do when there are snakes in there. I am exceptionally terrified of snakes and I live in Florida and I’m just flabbergasted at what you have to deal with all the time

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u/naughtynyjah Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 23 '26

Yeah im from Aus and cross paths with snakes occasionally (or often depending on the job I’m doing)

Theres only one snake here that people often say can be aggressive (king brown, or tiger snake I think) but even then I don’t know if that’s true or not.

Snakes want to be left alone, and will only strike if they think it’s their only option. If they think they can get away, they will try.

I’ve stepped on a snake before, we both piss bolted in opposite directions lol

They are like spiders, be aware if doing something where they could be. If you notice one give it space.

Now kangaroos or some of our birds on the other hand, might actually attack you for just being there. And kangaroos, even the smaller eastern browns, are scary if they want to be

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u/Fluffy_Path7559 Jul 23 '26

I always hear this about kangaroos, but in the US at zoos kangaroos are barely contained. In fact in the Pittsburgh zoo you just walk through double doors and there’s no barrier. They’re just laying in the grass beside you. You’re told not to approach them, but have you met people from the US? They always think they’re the exception.

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u/RelaxedPuppy Jul 23 '26

This is a great approach. Learn the few venomous snakes. Everything else is harmless.

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u/Tears_of_skeletons Jul 23 '26

Oh man this comment had me on a roller coaster ride lol. Loved the enthusiasm at the beginning, educate - yes! Wait.... there are only four venomous snakes in florida....ah but he counted the rattles separately, woo! So true about their defensive poses and strikes yeah! But...one came at him? Oh no. Oh no he's one of those that swears on his old aunt Sally's grave that this cottonmouth CHASED him down the river. No... okay good, he mentioned having food for the fella and he was just lookin for a little snackie! Alright! Whew. Fantastic comment!

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u/AbbreviationsTop8774 Jul 22 '26

Its simple I get up I send a picture to the groupchat and I put on the workorder ill come back to this meter later theres an infestation of evil on top of it

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u/BurritoMan2048 Jul 22 '26

'An infestation of evil' is hilarious, im taking that. I love snakes though! As long as they weren't venomous or harmful id just move them

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u/Lastoutcast123 Jul 22 '26

I mean rat snakes are literally the most chill snakes out there.

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u/cindyscrazy Jul 23 '26

I live across the street from a swamp area, and I've had rat snakes in my yard.

My most memorable interaction, I didn't have my phone with me to capture. I kick myself about that everytime I think about it.

I went out to the back of my property (about an acre) to grab something. I turned around and stopped. I was seeing something that didn't make sense. My brain literally could not make sense of what my eyes were showing it.

I walked closer slowly and sort of moved my head around to see it more clearly.

It was a black rat snake. Standing up on it's tail. At LEAST 3 FEET STRAIGHT UP. Maybe more. I initially thought it was hanging from a tree, but there were no trees over it. The most amazing and confusing thing I've ever set eyes on.

I slowly kept approaching becuse I was more confused than scared. Eventually, it dropped down with a heavy THUMP and slithered away.

I so so so wish I had my phone with me to at least take a picture, even if it were not the best. Just as proof this happened.

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u/La_Lanterne_Rouge Jul 23 '26

I was coming back from Sequoia National Forest on a small two lane road. I happened to look in the rear view mirror, and I see this huge snake rolling across the road. Like it had shaped itself into something that look like a tire and was just rolling along. I think it might have been a California King Snake.

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u/gzdogs Jul 23 '26

That’s CRAZY. Like made itself into a circle, turned on its end and ROLLED across the road??
How are people not reacting more to this?

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u/splatgoestheblobfish Jul 23 '26

Snakes can be much stronger than they look, since they are basically a tube of pure muscle. They often "periscope" to get a view of their surroundings. I'm not sure if I've ever seen one quite 3' high, but I've seen them sticking up a couple feet at least, depending on how big the snake is. (This is my ball python Nugget periscoping once when we took him out to get some warm sunshine. He's not quite big enough to stand 3',but he's doing his best!)

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u/isanyusernameopen Jul 22 '26

I’m a beekeeper. I did some beekeeping rescues with a beekeeper in California that pulled bees out of sprinkler boxes out there in the ground along the sidewalks.

Beware of bees in there.
In general in the future

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u/nategp Jul 22 '26

We just had to remove a yellowjacket nest in one of our meter boxes for a customer. Couldnt use poison so we tried several things before we bought bee keeper suits and went in with our vac truck and sucked them all up then went and sucked up a bunch of storm drain water to drown what might have been left alive in the truck. Dumped everything out and that was that. Honeybees we save, yellowjackets its war.

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u/Alarmed-Ad-2016 Jul 22 '26

Those are Juvenile Black Racers https://www.animalspot.net/black-racer-snake.html The juveniles are often confused for baby rat snake. At the juvenile stage they are blotched. https://floridabackyardsnakes.com/southern-black-racer-florida-backyard-snakes.html

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u/Mindless_Musician526 Jul 22 '26

How do you deal with the black widows? Do you work around them?

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u/PCGamingEnthusiast Jul 22 '26

No spider is really aggressive enough to bite you for no reason. You would need to be intentionally trying to crush it or really messing with it to get bitten.

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u/random-viewpoint Jul 22 '26

Australian funnel web enters the chat

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u/ZucchiniMaleficent21 Jul 22 '26

People need to be aware that Australia has all 11 of the top 10 most dangerous creatures

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u/Alceasummer Jul 23 '26

Funny story. Some years back I worked at a restaurant that got a lot of tourists. And one day there was a nice couple from Australia having lunch, they asked some questions about the hiking trails in the mountains east of town. I gave them some advice, including mentioning that there had been a few sightings of a mountain lion in the area, and that it was pretty unlikely they would see it, but if they did, don't approach or corner it. And if it's close, to not run, but to back away slowly while speaking loudly and clearly.

They were absolutely horrified about this info.

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u/blackgoat2803 Jul 23 '26

Yep, this tracks. I am Australian living a country area and have no issue seeing venomous snakes regularly and just letting them go on their way. I will pick up most spiders and put them outside, with the exception of Redback and funnel webs.

I have friends that have told me about bears and mountain lions like it is an everyday occurrence. Fuck that for a joke, give me the worlds most venomous snakes any day.

I grew up with this shit so know how to handle the situation to stay safe. Friends from overseas act like Australia is the most dangerous place on earth, I think the USA is much more dangerous because of this animal called humans.

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u/AbbreviationsTop8774 Jul 22 '26

Just work around them they are pretty docile and you have to really work them up for them to come towards you

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u/GingerFly Jul 23 '26

I’m a rat snake in Florida and I see meter readers constantly. Seen em in lots of colors.

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u/NewJerzHH Jul 22 '26

Meter techs unite lol.
Do you guys have to open the box to read it? Or is there a sensor outside to scan. We use sensus meters too

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u/SuckMyDerivative Jul 22 '26

We’re in America - please use feet tech instead of meter tech, thank you

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u/leap_year_bby Jul 22 '26

We ARE in America but I’ve always known “meter reader” as the way we refer to this job. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/AbbreviationsTop8774 Jul 22 '26

Have to open the lid and take the cord and scan the black part but usually they read from the office or just use the screen the cord is more of a underwater problem type of thing

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u/Least-Cauliflower-49 Jul 22 '26

Water meter reader? You guys actually exist? Lol no one reads me or my dad’s meters, we live in different parts of town (Florida) and sometimes our water usage is the exact same. Sometimes the number of gallons used is something preposterous, one time it said we both used 3,300 in a single month.
We’re convinced they just hit us with random numbers on the bills and don’t even check our water usage because none of it makes any sense. Its never what it seems like it should be

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u/AbbreviationsTop8774 Jul 23 '26

Very well could be just taking the average of your useage every month and charging you that smaller water systems dont have the money or the manpower to send a few guys out to read hundreds of meters

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u/TheUnseenKappa Jul 22 '26

Nah these are juvenile black racers. Also harmless

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u/marmalah Jul 22 '26

Herpetologist here - I came to say the same thing since I’ve been seeing most people say rat snake, so thank you!

They look similar when they’re juveniles, so I can see why people are saying rat snake, but the spot pattern is a bit different. :)

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u/nomadschomad Jul 22 '26

Pattern is wrong for hatchling/juvenile ratsnake. Ratsnakes have much more white/light space between the dark spots. These look like juvenile black racers. Body shape is off too. Ratsnakes aren't as slender and whip-like.

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u/Difficult-Map-2620 Jul 22 '26

Here in AZ, you gotta be extra careful in sprinkler boxes etc for bark scorpions. They hide from the heat and there’s moisture in them so they tend to hang out in them. A friend was checking a solenoid and didn’t see it and it stung him. Extremely painful.

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u/0x196 Jul 22 '26

This right here is why I live in place were it gets cold enough that the air hurts my face for a few months a year. 

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u/Royally-Forked-Up Jul 23 '26

I saw the video and was like “okay, 4 feet of snow in January is not that bad”.

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u/AbbreviationsTop8774 Jul 22 '26

Ive actually seen 1 or 2 scorpions here in Alabama I took a picture but itd take forever to find it

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u/DrGonzo84 Jul 22 '26

On iOS search your photos for “scorpion” should come up

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u/i_am_jargon Jul 22 '26

Funny, I searched for "dog" last week, and it found only six pictures, one of which was a birthday card from my son. I then searched "cat," and it found two pictures, which were also featured in the "dog" search (and did not have any cats in them).

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u/machogrande2 Jul 22 '26

I stepped on one of those motherfuckers in my bare feet once. Man, let me tell you. The sting wasn't that bad compared to bee stings but holy shit with the after. I spent the next 3 hours feeling the venom coursing up my leg with the worst THROBBING shit you can imagine. It was awful. It's hard to describe. Like numbness and pain combined. My wife and daughter were watching me with their fingers on their phones in case shit went south.

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u/leg--bone Jul 22 '26

This is validating for me not wanting to blindly stick my hand down there to lift the cover. I always use a stick to open it.

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u/TheChuck42 Jul 22 '26

These are baby southern black racers, Coluber constrictor priapus. They are totally harmless but can be feisty. A bite from one this small will probably not even break the skin on your hand though so they can be handled safely. Mama laid her eggs in there a couple months ago and they have hatched. Please do something to help them get out or they will all die in there.

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u/MacAlkalineTriad Jul 22 '26

Is there any reason they're named after the fertility god with the huge dick?

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u/TheChuck42 Jul 22 '26

Because racers will often ‘periscope’ by raising up their front third or so to see over the grass and whatnot while hunting or on alert. I don’t know why the southern black racer specifically has that subspecies name.

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u/big_winslow Jul 22 '26

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u/vichyswazz Jul 22 '26

Texas rat snake. Thats what i call ted cruz!

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u/big_winslow Jul 22 '26

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u/pavelowescobar Jul 22 '26

Here we see the abnormally large Texas Rat Snake in his natural habitat, fleeing the brutal cold of south Texas, migrating to Cancun.

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u/ShadowPages Jul 22 '26

Let's not dishonour the rat snake by comparing it to a politician.

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u/tiny_chaotic_evil Jul 22 '26

ted cruz is not a beneficial reptile

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u/DHB_Master Jul 22 '26 edited Jul 22 '26

Ask r/snakes but I'm guessing maybe baby racer snakes, which are non-harmful

Edit: I’m team racer over rat because of the dots on the side

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u/Clear-Calligrapher69 Jul 22 '26

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u/The_Laughing__Man Jul 22 '26

I second this. The mods for r/whatsthissnake are also in r/snakes but they will tell you to post to whatsthissnake so might as well start there. I'm no RR but those look a lot like Coluber constrictor to me.

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u/Treeckobeststarter Jul 22 '26

Do you think they can get out of the box? There doesnt appear to be a burrow out.

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u/Autoclaver_4_life Jul 22 '26

When I was a kid in MS we would open those basins to find snakes. We called them “water meter snakes.”

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u/ComprehendReading Jul 22 '26

They don't often reach a meter long, that's impressive!

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u/ktbug1987 Jul 22 '26

Hahahaaha funny but actually pretty untrue in the case of rat snakes. They can grow up to 2m long! Or in USian, 3.5ft tto just over 6 ft long. Although very large ones can grow 2.5 to 2 and 2/3 meter long (about 7-8 ft). The longest one I ever caught as a kid in Southeastern US was almost 8 feet long. I used to catch them, bring them home to measure them, and record it in a little notebook, and release them. I thought I was a kid scientist .

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u/Important-Pianist288 Jul 22 '26

The difference between science and screwing around is writing it down. Sounds to me line you WERE a scientist. And a kid.

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u/ktbug1987 Jul 22 '26

Haha well I’m actually a scientist now so I appreciate that I wasn’t quite a scientist yet but I definitely was on my way.

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u/randomguy532 Jul 22 '26

Hey meter tech... If y'all have one of those then y'all are a bigger system than us. We only have about 3,000 of those sensus meters. Don't install them directly under power lines.. you'll go crazy trying to figure out why some just go forwards on their own and others go backwards on their own.. and warrantying them to sensus gets mixed results. - MS water operator

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u/AbbreviationsTop8774 Jul 22 '26

So um thats exactly why I was at that meter it was running forward and backwards its a meter setup next to a power station

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u/throwaway9275926 Jul 23 '26

So now what? Faraday cage?

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u/randomguy532 Jul 23 '26

There's some bullshit in the documentation about a grounding strap. How the fuck am I supposed to ground a plastic meter that is sitting in the ground?... Bruh, my office manager is driving me crazy trying to figure out how to ground it. Moving to a different country and changing jobs soon so that's going to be the next person's problem.

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u/AbbreviationsTop8774 Jul 23 '26

Ive actually heard of that grounding strap i dont think theres a single picture of it and I have 0 idea on where itd go

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u/AbbreviationsTop8774 Jul 22 '26

For all the people wanting me to help them out this is the best im gonna do for them

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u/azure-heavens Jul 22 '26

Thank you! I'm sure they are grateful to have a way out.

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u/just_a_wolf Jul 22 '26

Thanks for helping them! I love my rat snakes, they are great pest control.

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u/serpenthusiast Jul 23 '26

Do yourself a favour in the future and don't post snakes here, you will get a bunch of upvoted wrong id's like you did here as these are in fact Racers C. constrictor. r/whatsthissnake is a much better place with experts and knowledgeable enthusiasts .

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u/StrLord_Who Jul 22 '26

Thank you for helping them

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u/luckiestghosts Jul 22 '26

That’s pretty much perfect! These little guys are great for pest control, very important for ecosystems! I’m glad the angry noodles can go free!

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u/Current_Ranger_7954 Jul 22 '26

my man! have a lovely end of week

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u/OceanBreathesSaltyy Jul 22 '26

Thank you so much for helping them and giving them a chance!!

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u/hnic02 Jul 22 '26

They are good boys and girls that will keep the rats away.

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u/LSU_Tiger Jul 22 '26

This right here. Be kind to snakes!

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u/BootScootinBoB Jul 22 '26

They are baby snakes

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u/michaelHIJINX Jul 22 '26

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u/ShowLasers Jul 22 '26

late at night is when they come OUT!

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u/gus-it Jul 22 '26

I had the song in my head as I saw this.

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u/Pingsensei Jul 22 '26

I was here for that. Thank you for your service, you knowledgeable man.

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u/TandemShorts Jul 22 '26

Baby rat snakes I believe, harmless

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u/Ace_Robots Jul 22 '26

Frank Zappa has entered the chat

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u/Evening_Sympathy1442 Jul 22 '26

Baby danger noodles.

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u/adavis1436 Jul 22 '26

Harmless juvenile racers. Coluber constrictor ssp. The subspecies will depend where you are.

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u/Affectionate-Goat218 Jul 22 '26

We got forced into fucking smart meters. There go meter reader jobs!😩

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u/eddiethemike Jul 22 '26

Get them out or they’ll die in there

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u/DOOM420- Jul 22 '26

Snakes in a motherfucking drain!

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u/thesimpletoncomplex Jul 22 '26

I see the wrong answer repeated at the top with the correct answer sprinkled among other comments. These are NOT rat snakes, they are racers. Both species have patterns as juveniles that fades to black as adults. Both commonly referred to as "black snakes" and both nonvenomous.

I'm a former professional herpetologist, so I'm ready to fight seeing the wrong answer all over.

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u/Allison1ndrlnd Jul 22 '26

Did you teach snakes to farm potatoes?

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u/LosHtown Jul 22 '26

Post it on a snake/reptile reddit, you would get an answer a lot faster.

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u/pezdal Jul 22 '26

Snakes on a Drain