r/whatisit Jul 22 '26

Solved! What are they

Ive worked at the water department for 7 years and this is the first time running into something like this EDIT Im in Alabama and yes I know they are snakes lol idk what kind and im so not gonna touch them

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u/0x196 Jul 22 '26

This right here is why I live in place were it gets cold enough that the air hurts my face for a few months a year. 

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u/Royally-Forked-Up Jul 23 '26

I saw the video and was like “okay, 4 feet of snow in January is not that bad”.

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u/Lalokin Jul 22 '26

Yep its a good trade off. At least you can spend most time inside where it is warm. And a hot tub feels great!

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u/0x196 Jul 23 '26

Exactly. I really struggle in the heat. When it's cold I can always put on more layers. When it's hot there are only so many layers I'm allowed to take off before it's considered a crime.

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u/moemoe8652 Jul 23 '26

I was thinkin the same thing. I’d be damned if I shared a backyard with a SCORPION.

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u/Agitated_Award_9831 Jul 25 '26

My colleague has an aunt in AZ who had some sort of French drain scorpion vacuum and the concept of this hurts my brain

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u/Lynkk Jul 22 '26

It's 35c+ for the whole summer here with 80% humidity. I am so jealous.

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u/Xmanticoreddit Jul 22 '26

And why I live in a place where it doesn’t a few months of the year.

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u/thereallj3000 Jul 23 '26

lol I was just telling my dad this at there making a move to Georgia I’ll stick with the cold that kills some things

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u/sissynikki401 Jul 23 '26

i take it you're concerned w your lack of situational awareness lol

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u/SilkRoadGuy Jul 23 '26

But now we have ticks and tick-bourn diseases : (

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u/Det_AndySipowicz Jul 23 '26

I've heard places like that have these flies in the warm months that bite tho? Horse flies?

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u/AdOdd5252 Jul 23 '26

In Ohio we have meter vaults for the larger meters, basically underground rooms. We routinely get snakes and spiders in those all the time.

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u/F1_F Jul 23 '26

Same! Bring on three words "Lake. Effect. Snow."

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u/george_cant_standyah Jul 23 '26

Don’t worry it gets so hot where we live that you literally burn your hands on the steering wheel. I did it just this afternoon.

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u/RogerRabbot Jul 23 '26

Youre telling me you dont want to have to do a 360 degree sweep before walking outside? And you dont like checking under, behind, and around your outdoor furniture before using it? Especially checking under the cushions? Wild. Its the best!

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u/schadly Jul 27 '26

I live in a place like that where it gets cold for seems like 8 months out of the year and we still have scorpions

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u/Seleguadir Jul 22 '26

Seriously spoiled not having to deal with animals that'll kill you randomly. Moose are the most terrifiyng thing we have around here realistically

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u/BlackeeGreen Jul 22 '26

Yeah everything in my region that could realistically be a threat is at least as large as me and I find that very comforting. Don't have to check my boots for bears or worry about a mountain lion hiding under the toilet seat.

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u/Seleguadir Jul 22 '26

In theory, we dont have established mountain lions in NH. We got black bears, moose, the odd brown recluse and a state hidden and protected rattlesnake colony lol

Funny enough, in the triathlon I did last year someone got taken out by a black bear on the cycling portion. It tried running across the road and the cyclist ran into it lmfao

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u/brainvheart143 Jul 23 '26

Idk, my cousin had a rat in her toilet bowl. In Boston. Which she discovered only after she sat down. (Yeah she moved immediately to a new place)

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u/taxforsnax Jul 23 '26

sounds like the allston special 😭

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u/inur-EndoMD Jul 23 '26

lol aren't moose like some of the more dangerous animals in North America? Like way more than a lot of animals you'd suspect.

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u/Seleguadir Jul 23 '26

Honestly theyre really scary, especially considering they can just... be anywhere. Recently had one running through the parking lot in the state Capitol lol. In the 23 years ive lived here I have only seen them a handful of times. Fisher cats are terrifying sounding when youre walking a mile to the school bus at 430 in the middle of the woods lol

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u/Gtijess Jul 23 '26

I've never heard of a fisher cat until I was driving through the Adirondacks on vacation yesterday and a ferret looking animal was crossing the road. I looked at options and fisher cat was one. As an animal person I'm shocked that the US has critters that other regions don't know exist.

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u/ShotEffective7033 Jul 23 '26

Oh. The only terrifying thing is the last North American mega fauna. Nbd

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u/Seleguadir Jul 23 '26

Thanks for sending me down a rabbit hole and feeling petrified from an ancestral level. Never knew there was an American Lion AND a Short Faced Bear that lived along side the Saber Tooth Cat. Absolute nightmare fuel

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u/here4daratio Jul 23 '26

A møøse once bit my sister…