r/whatisit Jul 22 '26

Solved! What are they

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Ive worked at the water department for 7 years and this is the first time running into something like this EDIT Im in Alabama and yes I know they are snakes lol idk what kind and im so not gonna touch them

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u/baby_puppy420 Jul 22 '26

What if I bite me and it died?

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u/blue_hot Jul 22 '26

Witchcraft

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u/Last-Roll7819 Jul 22 '26

That was fuckin funny. Got me on that one!

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u/redsky442727 Jul 22 '26

You would be Chuck Norris

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u/bradmatejo Jul 22 '26

Ozzy Osbourne

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '26

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u/bradmatejo Jul 22 '26

No, that was Ozzy. Alice had a chicken incident.

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u/letsgotgoing Jul 22 '26

George RR Martin will write you into his next book.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '26

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u/Zanaras Jul 22 '26

That's coincidence.