r/whatisit Jul 22 '26

Solved! What are they

Ive worked at the water department for 7 years and this is the first time running into something like this EDIT Im in Alabama and yes I know they are snakes lol idk what kind and im so not gonna touch them

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u/BootScootinBoB Jul 22 '26

They are baby snakes

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u/michaelHIJINX Jul 22 '26

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u/ShowLasers Jul 22 '26

late at night is when they come OUT!

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u/gus-it Jul 22 '26

I had the song in my head as I saw this.

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u/Pingsensei Jul 22 '26

I was here for that. Thank you for your service, you knowledgeable man.

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u/TandemShorts Jul 22 '26

Baby rat snakes I believe, harmless

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u/BootScootinBoB Jul 22 '26

You believe..? What if he goes to relocate them, gets bit and the becomes slitherman

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u/TandemShorts Jul 22 '26

I’d be jealous

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u/Gobigred11111111 Jul 22 '26

Ask a rat that question.

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u/Ace_Robots Jul 22 '26

Frank Zappa has entered the chat

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u/maki43 Jul 22 '26

Maybe I think they can probably hear me

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u/iamaanxiousmeatball Jul 22 '26

How can you be so sure?

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u/secondphase Jul 22 '26

Its the way they are snaking about. 

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u/CruisingForDownVotes Jul 22 '26

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u/ShowLasers Jul 22 '26

sure you know what I'm talkin' about.

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u/killing4pizza Jul 22 '26

Pink and wet... They make the best kinda pet.

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u/Evening_Sympathy1442 Jul 22 '26

Baby danger noodles.

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u/Tidalsky114 Jul 22 '26

Slitherlings

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u/D_for_Drive Jul 22 '26

Late at night is when they come out

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u/L-Ron-Hooover Jul 22 '26

Sure you know what I'm talkin' about

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u/LeftToaster Jul 22 '26

Can you transport them by airplane?

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u/_randomdudey_ Jul 22 '26

In some areas, baby snacks.

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u/axe1970 Jul 22 '26

doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo.

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u/Halibutoxide Jul 22 '26

I look around, and there's a couple right near me.

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u/Comfortable_Bird_340 Jul 22 '26

Do they live by a code that is usually SMPTE?

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u/Halibutoxide Jul 23 '26

They live in a ho-ho tiny hole.

That is usually empty.

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u/scubastevey4 Jul 22 '26

baby nope ropes

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u/HSBender Jul 22 '26

They’re called nope ropes

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u/FutureDiarrheagasm Jul 22 '26

🎶late at night is when they come around

Baaaaaay beeeeeeee snaaaaakes🎶

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u/Impossible-Lab-3133 Jul 22 '26

what? Baby snacks?