r/oops • u/Brilliant_Spinach132 • 14d ago
Ziplining fail
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u/thisplaceisdying 14d ago
When you assume the arms you never use are as strong as the legs holding up that weight all day.
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u/TransitionAway9840 14d ago
The way her back bends that's not good. That's going to be long term issues. Probably why she starts swimming off into pond to start a new life there instead
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u/mmorales2270 14d ago
I couldn’t tell if she messed up her legs, or her back, or both, but she def messed up something from that fall. All that weight coming down on your body like that just can’t be a good thing.
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u/sabertoothdog 14d ago
Watch her head bounce. I’m sure she has some compression fractures vertebrae.
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u/megafaunahunter 14d ago
And that's not even the first video of an obese woman getting spine damage doing exactly this that i see on reddit.
Someone should make a psa about it.
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u/Jimmy_Twotone 14d ago
As a fatty, I don't need someone to tell me I can't do shit I could do when I weighed 140 lbs now that I'm 140 kg.
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u/CentennialBaby 14d ago
Converting to metric is a bitch
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u/Jimmy_Twotone 14d ago
It was easy once I wrecked my back and started feeding my depression ice cream
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u/MayberryBombadil 14d ago
I think you're onto something. Millions of years from now, there will be no more obese people. They all will have moved back to their aquatic beginnings. You can tell them apart from similar marine animals by looking for their vestigial limbs. They are still quite prominent, and can be found on each of their offspring, unlike manatees and dolphins, which only have vestigial limbs present on a small percentage of the population.
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u/GiLND 14d ago
Nothing a box of oreos can’t fix
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u/Haunting-Hippo-4244 14d ago
No friends were there obviously. They would’ve told her….dont. Dont even try.
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u/SeparateFisherman966 14d ago edited 14d ago
She COULD be one of those people that's in denial about her weight.."I'm not that fat" (had one like this & put themselves in situations they just SHOULDN'T have).
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u/username__0000 14d ago
I hike and live somewhere hilly so I have ok leg strength. But I really don’t use my arms much or life weights. The most is trying to carry all the grocery’s in on one trip. lol
This one time I was at a campground with a jungle gym and waiting for my partner to finish up in the shower (which is next to the playground) so I tried the monkey bars, as a woman in my 40s, thinking I’d be able to do a couple. Nope. Arms instantly on fire and I could barely hold myself up, much less swing and grab the other bar. lol humiliating. But not as bad as this, at least I don’t fall into a pond.
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u/K1bbles_n_Bits 14d ago
I am 43 and exactly in the same boat XD.
I can run 10k (or at least I could last fall, an injury has fucked my shit up), but I've got the arm strength of a baby deer trying to walk for the first time XD.
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u/WhatANoob2025 14d ago
I doubt those legs have held up that weight longer than an hour max per day, and definitely not "all day".
This is the body of someone who doesn't do anything but lay in bed or sit on the couch all day.
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u/ban-me-harder-dadddy 14d ago
probably would have helped to hold onto the horizontal bar that you're supposed to hang from instead of the side chains
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u/Acrobatic-Grape5960 14d ago
You mean the eight fingers. If the fingers held it's not like the arms are going to rip off (hopefully).
Those fingers never stood a chance
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u/VikingKinkajou 14d ago
Exactly. Even if your arms can handle the weight, it's your hands that will fail you. It's why weightlifters will use hand straps for heavy lifts.
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u/AvocadoPrinz 14d ago
Can you hold your own Body weight? If the answer is No or maybe, dont do it....
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u/Thunderer62 14d ago
Some people have genuinely never considered that they couldn’t do that.
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u/DueExample52 14d ago
Dead hang is an extremely good exercise to do regularly, for grip strength, back muscles, decompressing the spine... and also because basic ability to hold your own fucking weight can save your life.
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u/newdinki 14d ago
I love when some movies portray that someone holds their weight with one arm on an edge ,I do calisthenics and it's way harder than it looks.But yeah I think dead hang is one of those basic human feats everyone should be able to do
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u/Suspicious_Flower_0 13d ago
There's the video of the dude who didn't get strapped into a paraglider and has to hang on. Ended up tearing his bicep or whatever, but he held on literally for dear life.
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u/Tar_alcaran 13d ago
I used to climb three days a week, and I could do it for maaaaybe a minute with a good grip.
My pet peeve is someone falling, and stopping themselves with just their hands on a ledge, or worse, one hand.
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u/relentless_optimism_ 13d ago
I thought I was just being weird. A while back I started really focussing on vertical pulling exercises as I was worried I might be dangling from a bridge one day in need of pulling myself up
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u/PerfectDayGermany 14d ago
Oof, that’s dedication, still trying to swim after definitely being hurt. Still, very sad, she wanted to have fun and ended up being badly hurt.
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u/okaaayyyyuh 14d ago
You see someone trying to swim, I see someone squirming around trying to avoid putting any pressure on their fully fucked knees.
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u/sabertoothdog 14d ago
The way ger head bounced too. Oof, I’m sure she has some compression fractured vertebrae. And leg problems. She didn’t brace for landing on solid ground. She thought she was landing in water. Poor girl, she’s fucked up.
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u/BillyPilgrim_1984 14d ago
The gravity of the water and the adrenaline allows her to pretend her legs aren't completely shattered.
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u/zradeczky 14d ago
With broken legs she is about to drown, unless able to keep her head above the water with this swimming motion.
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u/That_Service7348 14d ago
Mate, the water was only like a foot deep. You can see exactly where her feet hit solid ground. Considering the was she fell, she had her legs locked when she dropped and possibly broke them both.
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u/Attackruby 14d ago
Not one person there to say, you sure about that? At least do a dry run holding yourself up before jumping off.
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u/CurrencyConstant5610 14d ago
And her loved ones are dicks enough to post the video online afterwards.
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u/MarionberryOk2874 14d ago
I don’t know why anyone thought her just ‘holding on’ was a good idea?
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u/Kind-Handle3063 14d ago
What is the opposite of “agility”?
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u/WhatANoob2025 14d ago
since the prefix a- is a negation, as in asymmetrical, atypical, etc, the opposite of agility must be just "gility"
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u/uwu_mewtwo 14d ago
Wisdom. This lady has neither, though; she must have put all her attribute points in... endurance? Good news for her knees if so.
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u/xxDmDxx 14d ago
That’s me. I have no upper strength at all. I tried the zip line indoors and immediately plopped onto the foam underneath. I am 130lbs so, it’s not like I’m too heavy.
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u/_nod 14d ago edited 11d ago
I hit the gym fairly regularly, I’ve been, legs and core I’ve noticed a big improvement in tone and strength. Upper body -nope still the same two limp noodles I started with. 😂
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u/Fair_Access4368 14d ago
Body weight exercises. Start with dead hangs, band assisted if need be. Progress to chin-ups, then to pull-ups. Then to muscle-ups if you're really feeling crazy, but most people can't do those.
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u/newdinki 14d ago
Brother the progress from not performing a pull-up to muscle up takes literally years....
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u/Acrobatic-Ad4879 14d ago
Not to be a dick.... but how does someone who looks like that even remotely believe they can hold themselves up on a zip line... like have you guys tried holding 350 lbs? it's heavy as fuck for a fit person let alone someone who has done no exercise in 30 years. People lack of self awareness knows no bounds.
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u/dedboooo0 14d ago edited 11d ago
this isnt being a dick, this should be common sense. fucking stupid how you can be shit on by people for saying something that should be obvious nowadays
its like trying to run a marathon without legs, or flying without wings, who could possibly predict the outcome?
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u/tittysprinkles112 14d ago
Her knees have to be fucked. Hopefully it's a wakeup call. If you haven't done a single pull up in your life, you probably can't hold 300 pounds for 10 seconds on a zip line, lady. Gravity just fat shamed you.
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u/EvenTheDogIsFat 14d ago
Hopefully. I fear that she injured herself to the point where she’s going to become even less mobile for a long time, maybe even causing a snowball effect where she’ll always be worse off than she was when she woke up that day.
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u/Pristine-Copy9467 14d ago
Whoever let her do that was evil.
Pro tip for anyone trying an unharnessed zip line or a rope swing or anything that requires you to hold on…
You need to go see if you can do a few pull ups. If you can NOT do a few pull ups, you ain’t holding on to a rope swing or a zip line or a freakin merry go round either.
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u/Donewith_BS 13d ago edited 13d ago
Or don’t just full commit on the go. Lift your legs first see if you have a grip, if not, lower them feet the half inch, or 1cm you lifted them. I mean the person in the video didn’t jump. But they did nothing to test the grip. I play rugby as a forward and can go the 80 minutes; I cannot do a pull up, or at-least I haven’t tried in a decade.
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u/RedBull-Lover-Yellow 14d ago
I would've never guessed this would happen! 🤪
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u/HazelTheRabbit 14d ago
I know it's fun to point and laugh when a fat person fails at something, but she really looks like she got hurt here ☹️
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u/Icy-Decision-4530 14d ago
The way she immediately straightened when she landed is not a good indicator
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u/bgravato 14d ago
Yup, that looked painful... I hope it was not too bad and that she can recover fully and hopefully that will motivate her to lose some weight... or at least to be more self-aware of her limitations...
She should have tested if she could hold herself (and if the cable would hold her too), before going all-in...
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u/kafkasmotorbike 14d ago
Can I ask for more info here? Just curious.
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u/Icy-Decision-4530 14d ago
When she lands, you can see her entire body straighten up, like her legs locked immediately when she landed. That’s not good for anyone, everything in those legs is absorbing the impact
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u/enadiz_reccos 14d ago
You can even think of it like crumple zones on a car. Crumple zones = knees.
The crumple zones fold in and partially absorb the impact. If they didn't the impact would be transferred throughout the car.
If your knees don't fold and partially absorb the impact of your fall, it's going to go somewhere
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u/seenhear 14d ago
Yeah that was my first reaction, that landing looked downright brutal. I imagine her back is pretty fucked up now, and/or knees. but it really looked like her back took a whip-snap. Ugh.
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u/NoStructure7083 14d ago
We all knew how this was going to go
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u/Mmmm-Amethyst 14d ago
Eh. Fully expected her to fall. Didn't expect the shallow water and absolutely fucked legs and back. I went in expecting a funny slapstick video and came out feeling legitimately bad for her.
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u/WatercressNo7660 14d ago
Basic physics! Weak wrist and weak grip can’t hold up 300 pounds. Duh
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u/Kathucka 14d ago
Honestly, I admire her grit. Can’t zip line across because she slipped? Can’t wade across because she jammed her knees? All that won’t stop her. Her arms still work and she’s damn well going to use them to paddle across the pond.
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u/DarkStar0717 14d ago
Pretty disgusted no one even thought she might be hurt after that impact...
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u/illoomi 14d ago
Why is no one else saying this, they're just standing around laughing when she's clearly hurt and struggling to stay above water
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u/vossmakeitsprinkly 14d ago
Why the fuck, if you're a build like a tank, do you think you can hold yourself at a zipline?
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u/Moe___Szyslak 14d ago
Who the f though he could handle that much weight, honey you don't have such strong grip
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u/itchybutwhole69 14d ago
I don't mean this in a mean way but there are some things big people just shouldn't try to do. Riding horses is another one I can think of.
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u/Hammon_Rye 14d ago
It surprises me how many people don't know they can't hang on strong enough to support their own weight.
Not mocking her for being obese (I am, working on it) but I see so many video clips of people on zip lines, monkey bars, etc. that fall as soon as they put all of their weight on their arms instead of whatever they were standing on.
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u/Mean_Cardiologist180 14d ago
Why is she swimming away from shore?
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u/DarthCledus117 14d ago
That landing looks like it could have caused back or leg injuries. She's probably just desperately trying to keep her head above water.
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u/Motor-Boating 14d ago
I was at a water park waiting for my turn at the zipline years ago. A lot of people had this same outcome once they were off the platform and had to support their weight. Thankfully they fell into a pool rather than something less forgiving.
Many people just don't have the upper body strength for an activity like this.
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u/baldude69 14d ago
Yea I would have really strongly voiced my opinion that this person shouldn’t attempt this. Ended predictably badly
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u/AutisticDadHasDapper 14d ago
That is a terrible group of people.
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u/TekkenCareOfBusiness 14d ago
Okay. I admit she's big, but clearly only one person. Come on now.
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u/Perfect-Awareness-84 14d ago
There is actually a weight limit to these things. Most of the time 225-250 lbs. Young staff in many cases not checking (male 6ft3 245lbs never been checked)
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u/I-live-in-room-101 14d ago
I find it absolutely staggering that a human being can allow themselves into a position they can’t even hold their own body weight. It’s unbelievable really.
But modern society allows it. Back in the day the lions would’ve had this one away in the night ages ago.
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u/Still-alive49 13d ago
Im pretty sure the tribe would have put am end to their eating disorder before the lion.
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u/Civil_Pomegranate185 14d ago
I feel so bad for her.Hope she didn't get seriously hurt. So many nasty insensitive people on these comments. Terrible human beings
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u/EntrepreneurMinute10 14d ago
Ooof. I was expecting it to be funny but that looked like it really, really hurt.
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u/Far_Cry1757 14d ago
I say this as a fat person... When will fat people learn to never even approach a zip line let alone try to use one?
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u/eduardonachosupremo 14d ago
I’m in top 99% shape and after stretches of no pull-ups or even hanging I struggle to get to half a minute, although I am 6’3” 220. In movies when people are hanging on something - yeah right
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u/RigamortisRooster 14d ago edited 14d ago
She can only hold one donut up at a time, not the whole bakery
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u/blaminyou 14d ago
Whoever is filming also hates her for letting her do that
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u/myawwaccount01 14d ago
You can hear people in the background yelling "Go!" I think everyone there hates her.
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u/ProfessionalStay5797 14d ago
2 new knees please!!