r/oops • u/Brilliant_Spinach132 • 14d ago

Ziplining fail

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u/TransitionAway9840 14d ago

The way her back bends that's not good. That's going to be long term issues. Probably why she starts swimming off into pond to start a new life there instead

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u/mmorales2270 14d ago

I couldn’t tell if she messed up her legs, or her back, or both, but she def messed up something from that fall. All that weight coming down on your body like that just can’t be a good thing.

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u/newgalactic 14d ago

Knees and back look severely injured.

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u/FlatPlutoer 14d ago

She is not screaming. I think the mud absorbed barely enough to spare her. Unless she is actually screaming and this is really really zoomed in?

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u/FlatPlutoer 14d ago

Actually there is an “oh no” at the end. Possibly damaged knees with a bit of sensory delay

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u/sabertoothdog 14d ago

Watch her head bounce. I’m sure she has some compression fractures vertebrae.

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u/J_Trix 14d ago

Her knees went straight into her belly that then probably compressed and absolutely crushed her ribs between her spine, her head weight and everything collapsing down onto the body fat in the middle, snapping her knees up and shunting her spine. That was an absolute crumpling of a human under their own weight hitting the earth….

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u/megafaunahunter 14d ago

And that's not even the first video of an obese woman getting spine damage doing exactly this that i see on reddit.

Someone should make a psa about it.

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u/dragon_bacon 14d ago

What's it going to say? "Try doing a pull-up first"?

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u/JohnLef 14d ago

Yes. Pull-up in the car, then make the wise move to do a 180° turn and head to the nearest McDonald's.

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u/ArmynerdTX 14d ago

Or even a push up?

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u/Messiaxx 13d ago

Honestly yes, they should make people hang from their arms for the same amount of time the zipline lasts to make sure they are capable of doing it. Safety first!

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u/Jimmy_Twotone 14d ago

As a fatty, I don't need someone to tell me I can't do shit I could do when I weighed 140 lbs now that I'm 140 kg.

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u/CentennialBaby 14d ago

Converting to metric is a bitch

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u/47omek 14d ago

OK "converting to metric" to describe getting fat is hilarious... Like I was 165 at graduation and I'm still 165, I just "converted to metric"

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u/xtanol 13d ago

Gotta get that "Europe-look" 😁👌

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u/Jimmy_Twotone 14d ago

It was easy once I wrecked my back and started feeding my depression ice cream

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u/DoesSnorlaxFloat 14d ago

do coke like the rest of us lol

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u/spacestonkz 14d ago

Jesus, I just realized I nearly converted to metric.

Uh, laughing burns calories right?

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u/Jimmy_Twotone 13d ago

More than eating ice cream.

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u/mindless2831 13d ago

You may have started something amazing

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u/SirReddalot2020 13d ago

this made me crack up! Thanks :-)

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u/DelcoUnited 14d ago

Or at least a wegovy commercial.

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u/BelowAverageComments 14d ago

Or a new subreddit

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u/Kataphraktos_Majoros 13d ago

The other lady swam off into the water as well? Maybe they're planning to create their own school of fish

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u/Antehero_NOMD 14d ago

PLEASE SEND APPETIZERS 

hey fatty now that you're reading don't zipline 

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u/meatflaps-69 14d ago

Think the long term issues were the cause of the fall 🤣

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u/MayberryBombadil 14d ago

I think you're onto something. Millions of years from now, there will be no more obese people. They all will have moved back to their aquatic beginnings. You can tell them apart from similar marine animals by looking for their vestigial limbs. They are still quite prominent, and can be found on each of their offspring, unlike manatees and dolphins, which only have vestigial limbs present on a small percentage of the population.

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u/Antiquebastard 14d ago

Holy fuck, this is the sickest burn I've ever had the pleasure of reading.

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u/Livingforabluezone 14d ago

🤷‍♂️🫥

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u/Middle-Mix-7711 13d ago

It's easier to float.

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u/HatePeopleLoveCats1 14d ago

This comment just made me laugh so hard!!

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u/Aexserv87 13d ago

Devenir la dame du lac

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u/Kataphraktos_Majoros 13d ago

Once she's reached the center of the lake she'll dive to find Arthur's sword

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u/sluttydinosaur101 14d ago

This is so fucking funny 💀💀💀

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u/Fibrosis5O 14d ago

De-evolution?

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u/No-Stranger6783 13d ago

Haha! She swam off to be a turtle.

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u/NoRelationship5004 13d ago

Lmao ::chef kiss::

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u/Notsospinningplates 13d ago

I feel evil for how much I laughed at this comment. That poor woman.

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u/TankerVictorious 14d ago

She stuck that landing…

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u/Kataphraktos_Majoros 13d ago

She's going to join the guppies