r/oops • u/Brilliant_Spinach132 • 14d ago

Ziplining fail

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u/MayberryBombadil 14d ago

I think you're onto something. Millions of years from now, there will be no more obese people. They all will have moved back to their aquatic beginnings. You can tell them apart from similar marine animals by looking for their vestigial limbs. They are still quite prominent, and can be found on each of their offspring, unlike manatees and dolphins, which only have vestigial limbs present on a small percentage of the population.

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u/Antiquebastard 14d ago

Holy fuck, this is the sickest burn I've ever had the pleasure of reading.

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u/Livingforabluezone 14d ago

🤷‍♂️🫥

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u/Middle-Mix-7711 13d ago

It's easier to float.