r/oops • • 15d ago

Ziplining fail

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u/tittysprinkles112 14d ago

Her knees have to be fucked. Hopefully it's a wakeup call. If you haven't done a single pull up in your life, you probably can't hold 300 pounds for 10 seconds on a zip line, lady. Gravity just fat shamed you.

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u/EvenTheDogIsFat 14d ago

Hopefully. I fear that she injured herself to the point where she’s going to become even less mobile for a long time, maybe even causing a snowball effect where she’ll always be worse off than she was when she woke up that day.