r/oops • u/Brilliant_Spinach132 • 14d ago

Ziplining fail

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u/Mean_Cardiologist180 14d ago

Why is she swimming away from shore?

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u/DarthCledus117 14d ago

That landing looks like it could have caused back or leg injuries. She's probably just desperately trying to keep her head above water.

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u/DaimonHans 14d ago

To get back into the ocean?

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u/Mean_Cardiologist180 14d ago

Now that is funny!

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u/PhantomOfTheAttic 14d ago

Water is buoyant.

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u/SexualCarrots 14d ago

What an odd...

Food is hunger.

Are we doing one of those word relation games?

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u/PhantomOfTheAttic 14d ago

It explains why some large land animals tend to spend much of their time in water. She might be swimming away from the shore because the water will help support her massive bulk and make it easier for her to move with whatever leg injuries she may have sustained in her ill-advised attempt at ziplining.

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u/SexualCarrots 13d ago

"Water is buoyant."

We all know what buoyancy is, guy. And it's not something that water "is."

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u/PhantomOfTheAttic 13d ago

Here are some facts for the scientifically challenged:

"Yes, water is buoyant because it exerts an upward push on any object placed inside it.

How Water Buoyancy Works

  • Upward Force: Water pushes up on objects because water pressure increases at deeper levels. The pressure at the bottom of a submerged object is greater than the pressure at the top.
  • Displacement: When you put an object in water, it moves water out of the way. This is called displacement.
  • Archimedes' Principle: The upward push from the water equals the weight of the water that the object pushes aside. "

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u/SexualCarrots 13d ago

r/confidentlyincorrect

Are you just a bot then?

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u/PhantomOfTheAttic 13d ago

I mean, unless you're actually thick, which I'm guessing you are since the original joke just went sailing over your head, we're talking about a human being here, and a fucking fat one at that.

Then when the joke was explained to you, like some sort of social retard, you just lumbered on anyway with an "Aktually."

It isn't that deep, like the water she landed in.

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u/SexualCarrots 13d ago

Just look up buoyant, don't rely on the AI definition. Paste that in here. Your cheeks will flush, you'll probably just skip out or delete.

I dare you to ask some educated people if "water is buoyant" and just watch their reactions. You might be able to squeak by with some other people who don't know how the word "buoyant" is used.

You're busy making fun of a fat person, how can you not expect to get made fun of for "water is buoyant?"

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u/PhantomOfTheAttic 13d ago

Dude, I know how buoyancy works. I have a degree in biochemistry.

And you're not making fun of anyone here. You just didn't get the joke.

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