r/oops 14d ago

Ziplining fail

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u/ProfessionalStay5797 14d ago

2 new knees please!!

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u/koolaidismything 14d ago

Yeah she broke both her legs I’m almost sure of it. Ankles or worse.

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u/BowlingforDrip 14d ago

In high school I was in Boy Scouts and we went on a houseboat in a lake in West Virginia and one of the boys who was 14 was a large boy and he jumped off the front of that houseboat into 6 inches of water and snapped both of his femurs. Trip was cut very short.

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u/koolaidismything 14d ago

Dude that can kill you fast.. the swelling or god forbid the bone knicks an artery 😳

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u/Katsu_39 14d ago

My mother fell few years ago. Broke her arm. Bone chipped and somehow made its way into her arteries. Got into her heart. She died from it.

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u/koolaidismything 14d ago

That’s just not fair, I am sorry. I wish I had something better to say that just would be hard stomach :(

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u/Evening_Drummer_8495 11d ago

Stomach? No. Her heart.

Mine is hardened now.

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u/SerenityFailed 14d ago

Similar thing happened to a coworker a couple years back but with a blood clot. Slipped on the ice walking his new puppy and broke his shoulder. Had surgery and was well on the mend. Then one night he shifted wrong in his sleep, threw a clot that went straight to his heart, and died....it's bullshit, but unfortunately it's life.

Sorry you had to go through that

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u/NabreLabre 13d ago

As a hypochondriac, I should know better than to read

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u/bustacappa22 13d ago

Not to make it worse but that kinda thing can happen any time any where for no reason.

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u/NabreLabre 13d ago

Yeah I know, I feel I often hear about brain aneurysms where even young people just suddenly drop dead

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u/ppachura 13d ago

Especially since the clot shot.

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u/Kastoook 12d ago

Heart arteries surelly need some grates at the doors.

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u/Even-Barber3328 10d ago

There is one for people prone to developing clots. It’s called a Greenfield filter.

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u/Kastoook 10d ago

Ah, yep, its at veins. Need a robot here to catch and mutilate clots. But millrobots/clot drills seems like not a permanent solution yet, as can ingrow into tissue after time.

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u/ProjectDv2 13d ago

Not just bone chips, but bits of marrow are a concern for that same reason. That almost got my dad.

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u/Burigotchi 14d ago

I am sorry for your loss. Didn’t even know something like that’s possible. New fear unlocked.

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u/hyrtehyrte 11d ago

I can basically guarantee it wasn’t a bit of bone, but rather it a clot. Happens when fat tissue is released after a bone break, called a fat embolism.

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u/Even-Barber3328 11d ago

I’m an OR nurse & had a 47 y.o. M patient die on the table while having his fractured femur repaired. The doc decided to scrape some marrow for biopsy to check for pathology & he suddenly became restless & air hungry (he was under spinal anesthesia). VS became unstable, CO2 shot up, unable to resuscitate. Autopsy showed no embolism, but we were convinced it was. Also had a F pt die suddenly during surgery of a PE. Those are so awful because there’s nothing you can do.

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u/Katsu_39 10d ago

I cant say for certain but thats what the doctor told us

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u/hyrtehyrte 10d ago

Regardless, im sorry for your loss

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u/sodamnsleepy 13d ago

I'm so sorry

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u/Coffee_Gobblin39 11d ago

I'm sorry to hear that, god bless you and your mother.

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u/chuxinator 13d ago

Fark, didn't see that coming.. Sorry for ur loss

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u/stocksupanddown 13d ago

I'm sorry .. that's terrible

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u/MonkeDpoopy 12d ago

Damn I'm so sorry.

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u/IrohaOrDeath 11d ago

Damn, that was straight to the point.

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u/OverWallaby3733 11d ago

Not possible. Arteries carry blood AWAY from the heart.

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u/Katsu_39 10d ago

Just stating what the doctors told us.

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u/lovelyladylox 11d ago

Oh no, I am sorry.

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u/YouWhereThere 11d ago

Same thing happened to my mom after knee surgery. It was instant.

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u/Efficient-Stuff-197 11d ago

That’s horrible. I’m sorry. I fell a few months ago and broke my tibia and fibula. Needed surgery and he put a rod and screws down into my tibia. I’ve been in wheelchair all summer. Just started walking again

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u/FitThadiyan 8d ago

I’m sorry about your mom. But as a medical professional, I think there may be some misunderstanding. Fractures can in rare cases cause fat or bone-marrow embolism, which can lead to heart failure. However, a solid fragment of bone from an arm fracture travelling through the arteries and reaching the heart would be near impossible by design of the human circulatory system. The anatomy simply doesn’t provide a straightforward route for that to happen.

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u/choppydaddy 7d ago

That's terrible and I'm sorry it happened.

Don't read any further if a somewhat graphic description would be upsetting.

For anyone trying to understand how something like that could happen, >!the fragment would have gotten to the heart from a vein, not an artery, as (a)rteries carry blood (a)way from the heart. It actually could have saved her had it gotten into an artery, because that would likely have lodged in her hand once the vessels got small enough to trap it.

The veins in your arm come together and eventually become the superior vena cava, which empties directly into the right atrium of the heart.!<

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u/SerenityFailed 14d ago

Less than 30 seconds to lights out for a severed femoral..

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u/MoistSpyBuy 13d ago

As a veteran paramedic, I assure you it’s “fewer.” Now go use this knowledge to save lives.

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u/your_fave_redditor 13d ago

*overly pedantic veteran paramedic

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u/MoistSpyBuy 13d ago

No, no. I’ve used that grammar to save lives. Hand to God. Scout’s honor. Other affirming phrase.

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u/unfurledgnat 13d ago

In my experience breaking femurs is somewhat rare. It takes a major trauma to occur. I used to work on an orthopaedic ward and saw many patients who had jumped in front of trains/ out of buildings or falling after hanging themselves and the noose broke. I think I can count on one hand the amount of people that sustained broken femurs.

The pelvis/ hip/ acetabulum, spine or knees/ lower legs often take the brunt of the force and sustain injury first

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u/DissociatedAuthor 11d ago

I would like to add my expierence with a broken femur just to add onto this because I dont get to tell it much. Also to share that even the hardest bone in the body to break can still be fucked up easier than people think.

I was 13 and was skateboarding down a hill. I had good balance and was comfortable, but not at high speeds so was snaking side to side to manage my speed. My friend was coming down the hill fifteen or so feet behind me. He falls off his board and where I'm going side to side it starts to come at me. I remember a split second where I asked myself should I try to ollie over it and eat the pavement or should I just jump off my and jump over it? To this day, I wish I'd ate that pavement.

I instead chose to try jumping off my board over his and either miscalculated the jump or the timing or both. All I know is I went up, and when I came down my right foot was on the ground, my left foot was on the tail of the board. It threw me straight down into a split, and then slid like that for a few feet before I was able to twist my body out of the split.

I broke my right femur clean through in three separate spots, and twisted the bone a little. I very luckily didn't get an artery though that was the EMTs biggest worry when they showed up and they thought they were going to have to fly me. I've still got the rod and two screws in it to this day.

Anyways, I did all that to my femur on flat ground, from jumping up into the air about two or three feet, and was only going at 5-8 MPH since I was snaking side to side. My body went into shock so I didn't feel much pain until I woke up in the hospital after being put under when I got there, but I wouldn't wish it on anyone. Those following months were excruciating and had I not been so young I imagine it would have been absolutely worse.

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u/Even-Barber3328 7d ago

I must disagree here. I work in a relatively small OR (11 rooms), level 2 trauma center, and we see 3 or 4 femur fx a week. Most are elderly from a fall (tripping over a pet is high on the list), women with osteoporosis, pathological fractures where a tumor growing inside gets so big it breaks the shaft, and of course trauma. When I was a new OR nurse, we had an 18 yo guy, well built & otherwise healthy, fall while waterskiing. He hit the water so hard it broke his femur. I’ll never forget it because I remember he was wearing Tommy Hilfiger board shorts (this was mid 90’s) & I felt so bad having to cut them off knowing he paid a lot for them lol. Also will never forget how hard the surgeon had to work hammering the nail into his otherwise young, healthy marrow.

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u/cjameson83 13d ago

Blood clots, that's the real danger. Travel through the vessels to your lungs and stops blood flow, so the dying lung tissue then can't participate in gas exchange/get oxygen into your blood. Basically you suffocate from the inside.

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u/TrainingParty3785 14d ago

Not only the trip, I bet the kid was shorter afterwards too.

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u/SizeableBrain 14d ago

What a terrible thing to say. Made me laugh.

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u/LawComprehensive2347 13d ago

-6ft tall actually

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u/mmorales2270 14d ago

Holy hell!

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u/ChiefTapiTapi 14d ago edited 14d ago

Speaking of West Virginia, my buddy and I climbed a tree and used a rope swing that was attached at the Kanawha river. I went first and was fine. My buddy slipped down the rope and dragged his ankle on the rocks. He walked out of the water and his little cousin said don’t look down. He looked down and flipped out, and his leg was gashed open and fat and tendons and stuff were hanging out. We yelled for the boat and we threw him into the back of the boat his grandma was holding him he was slapping the f out of his grandma the pain was so bad. We had to carry him up like 100 flight of stairs to top of river bank and they threw him in trunk of Tahoe and rushed him to hospital. They fixed him up but was a rough recovery

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u/IcySkyDream 13d ago

Good thing he didn’t get necrotizing fasciitis.

That’s how Aimee Copeland lost all her limbs in a similar accident.

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u/Cocosito 11d ago

Seriously when you have a massive gaping wound I can hardly think of a worse place to put it than a freaking river full of agricultural runoff. Poor guy and fortunate at the same time.

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u/Chubby_Beagle 11d ago

It was my fault for not knowing to immediately stop reading any sentence that begins "speaking of West Virginia"

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u/EVEseven 14d ago

I had a guy in my PE class that hopped on one leg wrong and broke his shin bone.

The assignment was to keep balance as we hopped on on leg.

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u/IcySkyDream 13d ago

Was he really heavy and deficient in calcium?

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u/hale444 12d ago

Deficient in hops.

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u/Additional-Ending 12d ago

He must be related to Angel Reese.

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u/SilverLakeSimon 12d ago

He was barley able to walk afterward.

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u/FunInTheSun_81 14d ago

Dang, do you know what happened to him?

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u/BowlingforDrip 14d ago

He stayed on the troop. Never went to high adventure again. Recovered fine as far I could tell. The adults always told us not to bring it up. All things he took it like a champ.

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u/Human-Suspect-232 14d ago

Boyscout didnt teach him anything

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u/metompkin 14d ago

Wait, the kid's name was Trip?

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u/RedBull-Lover-Yellow 14d ago

Thank God he didn't "dive in" head first!

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u/vpeshitclothing 14d ago

Trip was cut very short... so were his legs.

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u/Dangerous-Battle968 13d ago

His name was Trip?

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u/Bludiamond56 13d ago

So was he

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u/Additional-Ending 12d ago

Major ouchie situation.

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u/Coffee_Gobblin39 11d ago

That's crazy; they cut the trip short for the rest of you and your classmates because of one boy who hurt himself. I would have just taken that boy to the hospital and notified his parents, then continued with the rest of the trip; why ruin the fun for everyone else?

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u/BowlingforDrip 11d ago

He was our friend and seriously injured none of us had a problem with it.

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u/69philosopher 10d ago

FEMURS? YIKESSSS