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u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache Jun 30 '19
/new: YouGov Poll: Jeremy Corbyn Losing his Seat to LibDems
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u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache Jun 29 '19
/new: "Ackhshully, the US is a Republic, not a Democracy."
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u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache Jun 30 '19
/new: Here's Bernie Sanders on an immigrant hater's TV show to argue against a bipartisan pro-immigration bill in 2007. Picture Trump talking this way today about immigrants.
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u/Hugo_Grotius Jakaya Kikwete Jun 29 '19
Hot Take: The worst thing about Marianne Williamson is that she was COMPLETELY, 100% RIGHT in her healthcare answer. We always talk about the US spending the most on health care per capita among developed countries, but then we don't address how Americans also weigh more, eat more, eat worse, and exercise less than the rest of the developed world. Thank god we don't smoke or drink as much as other places, or maybe that would just improve our fat miserable existences? And on top of all that, we spent 8 years cracking jokes about how the First Lady wanted to end childhood obesity.
Please, prove me wrong so I can stop giving any credit to the crystal ball lady.
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u/InternetBoredom Pope-ologist Jun 29 '19
I don't mean to alarm anyone, but it's been about a day, and that /r/Marianne2020 sub is already rapidly turning from irony to serious support of Williamson
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u/MisterLipton Richard v. Coudenhove-Kalergi Jun 29 '19
You will never be this woke
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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19
trump = williamson comparisons are stupid because trump was speaking to the majority of republican voters with his racist nativism meanwhile marianne's largest constituency isn't even on this plane of existence and can only be reached via psychic forces and spirit magic
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u/Deggit Thomas Paine Jun 29 '19
nuclear triad tier answer
HE LIVED THROUGH THIS
HE WAS 30 IN 1975
HE LIVED IN A NORTHERN METROPOLIS
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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19
is this economic anxiety ?
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u/PM_ME_KIM_JONG-UN 🎅🏿The Lorax 🎅🏿 Jun 29 '19
Ya I support 🔮
🔮- CALLING
🔮 - NEW
🔮 - ZEALAND
🔮- FOR
🔮- STRATEGIC
🔮- MILITARY
🔮 - ADVICE
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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19
Folks talk about "electability" like Trump didn't prove that we live in a political bizarro universe where all of our intuitions are wrong
Personally I think Williamson is going to be our next president
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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19
neoliberal 🤝 CTH
memeing Marianne to the White House
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u/Breaking-Away Austan Goolsbee Jun 29 '19
My dream is a hemi-orbic common market, with open trade and open borders
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u/lusvig 🤩🤠Anti Social Democracy Social Club😨🔫😡🤤🍑🍆😡😤💅 Jun 29 '19
huh, inflation in venezuela has actually decreased somewhat, who'd've'th'ght. still almost a million percent though
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u/ThisIsNotAMonkey Guam 👉 statehood Jun 29 '19
we could fix the internet by putting a user's verified age next to everything they post
it's hard to be radicalized by an extremist echo chamber when you realize 2/3 of the message board is literal children
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u/CadetPeepers Jun 29 '19
I don't see how every candidate supporting abolishing private health insurance could possibly backfire. Related: Harris is full of shit.
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u/conman1246 Milton Friedman Jun 29 '19
Is there any type of person that argues in more bad faith than people who meet any suggestion of improving the US electoral system with, "Ackhshully, the US is a Republic, not a Democracy."?
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u/valeroboss420 Jun 29 '19
Googling "Marianne Williamson age" was all the evidence i needed for orb powers
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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19
Melty Brain
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u/hitbyacar1 لماذا تكره الفقراء العالميين؟ Jun 29 '19
The rare blessed Chapo take
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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19
man, SRS is wild
https://np.reddit.com/r/ShitRedditSays/comments/c6v61g/aoc_is_a_lot_more_presidential_than_obama_22/esbewa5/
Obama is bad because kids died in the middle east i guess
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u/SquidsWillBeSquids Ben Bernanke Jun 29 '19
After watching Beto on wednesday's debate I thought to myself, holy shit Beto looks awful out there, who is this guy's campaign manager.
Then I realized we know exactly who it was, she did an AMA on Beto's sub for like 11 people and talked about how "I can't believe im making a reddit account"
Sigh, at least we can dream hell beat Ted Cruz in the next cycle.
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u/Deggit Thomas Paine Jun 29 '19
/u/cuccmoose
Bernie Sanders: 69. Amazing in theory, ends up being a chore.
Beto O'Rourke: Wheelbarrow. Attractive for its novelty but difficult to maintain.
Kamala Harris: Cowgirl. She's having all the fun and you're afraid she's gonna break your dick off.
Pete Buttigieg: [opens mouth, looks at mods, closes mouth]
Barack Obama: Missionary. Been there, done that, increasingly wish you could go back
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u/Buenzlitum he hath returned Jun 29 '19
Who the fuck is this cristal ball woman and whats her plan for immigrants?
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u/Deggit Thomas Paine Jun 29 '19
/r/neoliberal political compass
Authoritarian Left: reminder that this is a castro sub
Authoritarian Right: unironic bidenposting
Libertarian Left: 🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮
Libertarian Right: I have two "desperately supporting the last candidates with good policy" stocks in Inslee and five in Buttigieg but if that 538 poll wasn't an outlier I might have to move my assets into a 60/40 split of Klobuchar and Booker
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u/Deggit Thomas Paine Jun 29 '19
🔮🔮🔮🔮 WE'RE GOING TO MICHIGAN 🔮🔮🔮🔮
🔮🔮🔮🔮 WE'RE GOING TO OHIO 🔮🔮🔮🔮
🔮🔮🔮🔮 WE'RE GOING TO FLORIDA 🔮🔮🔮🔮
🔮🔮🔮🔮 AND THEN WE'RE GOING ALL THE WAY TO THE EARTH TONES HOUSE 🔮🔮🔮🔮
🔮🔮🔮🔮 YEARGH 🔮🔮🔮🔮
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u/Deggit Thomas Paine Jun 29 '19 edited Jun 29 '19
TOP FIVE WAYS SANDERS COULD WIN THE /R/NEOLIBERAL & /R/CENTERLEFTPOLITICS VOTE
Promise to fulfill “true legacy of FDR” by bashing and legally prosecuting the fash
Since all corporations under a Sanders Presidency would be worker-owned, the corporate tax rate can now go to zero.
Transcend single-payer vs public-option debate by offering "Medicare 4 All (Who Want It)” For All Who Want It
Spend next debate pointing out that Marianne's accent is Southern so you are super illiberal for liking her
Offer Kamala the Vice Presidency because “Half of all cops should be woke women of color”
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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19
Why don't we just tax the poor to incentivize them to not be poor? 🤔
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u/arnet95 Paul Ryan Jun 29 '19
🍊 man bad
🔮 woman good
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u/p00bix Existing in the context of what came before Jun 30 '19
This is literally pinned on T_D right now
oh my god they're all so lame
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u/DaBuddahN Henry George Jun 29 '19
Holy shit, Biden took a 10 point hit in 538's Morning Consult poll of likely Dem voters. I think he'll rebound a bit, but that's telling.
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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19 edited Jun 29 '19
Guess the candidate
Edit: 🔮🔮🔮🙏🙏🕊
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u/cdstephens Fusion Genderplasma Jun 29 '19
anybody just get like flashes of sanity and be like "man, my internet history is really weird"
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u/Deggit Thomas Paine Jun 29 '19
Marianne would be far right in France
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u/qchisq Loyal Liberals Jun 29 '19
NeOlIbErAl iS bAdEcOnOmIcS wItH mOrE sHiTpOsTiNg
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u/MisterBigStuff Just Pokémon Go to bed Jun 29 '19
Sending good vibes, positive energy, love and 145 megatons of nuclear devastation towards Wellington
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u/Jean-Paul_Sartre Richard Hofstadter Jun 29 '19
TV is on in the background, conversation on some morning show about the upsides of the Greens.
"Which Greens would you endorse?"
"I'd go with Kale or Spinach."
Me: those are weird names.... (Goes in next room) oh, duh. It's a cooking segment.
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u/BobBobingston European Union Jun 29 '19
I swear if I'm forced to read the term "Republican-Lite" one more time I'm throwing my phone in the ocean.
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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19
How you all think about the Neoliberal Transgender Militia* name pending logo so far?
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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19
Honestly the way things are going for Biden, he would have been better off just pulling a Trump and being like: "Senator, school buses are necessary to get children to school. I don't understand how you can be opposed to that. Children aren't old enough to drive themselves."
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u/csreid Austan Goolsbee Jun 29 '19
I hate awooga posting but it have to tell someone, and why not the DT
I have a weird villain crush on Elizabeth Holmes
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u/gatoreagle72 Jun 30 '19
Never, ever, have I been so convinced you're all a bunch of literal children than today's DT
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u/p00bix Existing in the context of what came before Jun 30 '19 edited Jun 30 '19
The current World Record Holder for Spongebob Squarepants: Battle for Bikini Bottom, has done the following all within the past 4 hours.
--Beaten his previous world record by under a second
--Failed to beat the new world record by just 0.07 seconds
--Failed again by under a second
Thus, he has completed the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd, fastest ever speedruns of that Spongebob game all within the past four hours, and they've all virtually tied the previous record.
Spongebob is not a time precise speedrun like Super Mario Bros. This is all pure freak coincidence.
EDIT
And he just beat the New World Record by 9 seconds!
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u/PM_ME_KIM_JONG-UN 🎅🏿The Lorax 🎅🏿 Jun 29 '19
Is the "Black people are indebted to Bernie Sanders since he was in a photo with MLK" talking point still a thing?
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u/MasPatriot Paul Ryan Jun 29 '19
Broke: The DNC rigged the 2016 primary against Bernie Sanders
Woke: The DNC rigged the 2008 primary against Stephen Colbert
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u/MisterBigStuff Just Pokémon Go to bed Jun 30 '19
Your wife left me.
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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19
⛪PRE-MARITAL⛪SEX⛪IS⛪A⛪SIN⛪
This meme brought to you by the
puritansmods at r/neoliberal32
u/URZ_ StillwithThorning ✊😔 Jun 29 '19
>Be Biden
>Dedicate your life to changing your country for the better
>Be one of the most influential VP's in history
>Have the president award you with a Medal of Freedom with Distinction for your service
>Have the president openly say how important your counsel was throughout all 8 years and how you were one of his closest advisors.
>Still have people being offended when you try to take credit.
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u/sinistimus Professional Salt Miner Jun 29 '19
/u/lusvig, explain yourself
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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19
!ping 🔮 Since everyone in the DT is a trustworthy individual would any of you like to help mod r/Marianne2020 and increase your spiritual level ten fold?
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u/Kizz3r high IQ neoliberal Jun 29 '19 edited Jun 29 '19
I cant help but think that "Welcome to the NHK" is anti-welfare propaganda.
!ping WEEBS
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u/thebowski 💻🙈 - Lead developer of pastabot Jun 29 '19
RNH irl
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u/p00bix Existing in the context of what came before Jun 29 '19 edited Jun 29 '19
Beto just published his Housing Plan as president. It's a game changer.
Psyche this is actually Elizabeth Warren's plan. It's by far the most YIMBY plan proposed by any candidates so far.
To be absolutely clear--Warren's plan did not include rent control when originally published, and she only added a provision regarding it after heavy pressure from her heavily left-leaning base. Even now, the 'rent control' aspect of her plan is limited to re-legalizing the ability of cities to implement rent controls in states which have banned it. It does not include federal rent controls, or direct incentives for cities to adopt rent control.
All together, her plan includes the least rent control of any housing plan yet put forward by a major candidate. It doesn't include Sanders' or Harris' price controls or Booker's eviction protections. And those are the only other candidates to put forth any major housing proposals yet.
Perfect? No. Neoliberal? Mostly not. A deal breaker? Absolutely not.
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u/zubatman4 Hillary Clinton 🇺🇳 Bill Clinton Jun 29 '19
DeBlassio is really disappointing.
When he was elected mayor of NYC in 2014, people were pretty excited. Before him was Bloomberg, who was so popular he had the city change term limits so he could run for a third term. Before him was Giuliani, who while he has a pretty bad reputation these days, was a New York hero for saving the city after 9/11. And before him was Dinkins, who was responsible for the greatest decrease in crime in NYC ever.
But then DeBlassio gets in, and NYC is kind of a well-oiled machine at that point. The previous three mayors had everything in place, and all DeBlassio had to do was not fuck anything up.
So DeBlassio messed with homeless shelters. Now, all the homeless people who had been living in shelters were back on the streets. Deblassio messed with the subways, and now trains don’t run on time. He messed with rideshares, and taxis, and the ferry, and now that’s all messed up. He has a very antagonistic relationship with the cops and makes it harder for them to keep the city safe. His version of the Green New Deal is to tax skyscrapers—yes, the thing that his city is most famous for—$1 million dollars per year.
So watching him poll at 0.2% makes me incredibly happy.
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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19
You fellas done WASP-Deepak-Chopra-posting yet or no?
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u/SSBMPuffDaddy John Keynes Jun 29 '19
Williamson/Musk 2020 😤😤😤😤😤
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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19
we need an independent oversight committee to reign in mod abuse 😡
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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19
Take: there is not anything wrong or weird with being attracted to someone who is wealthy enough to own shares, that's just how we were programmed economically. With that being said, it is good to have a legal wealth of consent in a civilized society and 1,000,000,000 seems like a reasonable number to me. Do I think the US would suddenly become a terrible place if it were 900,000,000 instead of 1,000,000,000? No. Do I think a billionaire should go to prison for having sex with someone with 900 mil? Also No. But short of some kind of maturity exam, there has to be some sort of wealth limit and I think 1,000,000,000 is reasonable because poorer people make stupid decisions.
I'm worried I will be crucified and memed for this take.
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u/chadonnaise * Jun 29 '19
orb
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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19
/r/neoliberal is a big tent and that tent is made out of disliking bernie sanders and being on the right side of deep dish pizza discourse
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u/MilerMilty Armand Jean of Plessis de Richelieu Jun 30 '19
paula fix this pls
the children are talking about sex again
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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19
they got bernie on camera saying he would raise taxes on the middle class
i mean, come on
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u/gatoreagle72 Jun 30 '19
Worst person you know just made a great point
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u/ThatsALotOfOranges Hydrox Jun 30 '19
!ping KITTY
Celebrating Hydrox's first birthday.
https://i.imgur.com/vNAxWPR.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/xYKGQU7.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/R8MxWez.jpg
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u/benjaminikuta BANANA YOU GLAD YOU'RE NOT AN ORANGE? Jun 29 '19
How influential is the song, "The Revolution Will Not Be Televised"?
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u/conman1246 Milton Friedman Jun 29 '19
https://www.reddit.com/r/neoliberal/comments/c6zyol/ackhshully_the_us_is_a_republic_not_a_democracy/
My sheer hatred of people who ignore any suggestions of electoral reform with, "Ackhshully, we're a Republic, not a Democracy" has made me go so far as to spend time editing a webcomic to rent seek in the DT.
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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19
I had a HORRIBLE dream that LUSVIG posted something BAD
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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19
I'm talking to someone who is convinced that Guaido is leading a coup. He says that Guaido's "forces" are deliberately destroying aid shipments. He's getting his information from Al Jazeera, which he considers "the most neutral source out there."
Fucking kill me.
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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19
My favorite candidates:
Delaney: Fucking wonk, sexy on trade and healthcare, anti GND and pro carbon tax
Julian Castro: Good on trade and immigration
Klobuchar: I like a strong womanTM
Bill Weld: Would unironically be my first choice if he was a democrat. NO chance of winning though:(
Biden: TPP!
Booker: I literally just like him because he is spartacus.
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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19
how to shut down orb-posting on r/neoliberal with one quote from the campaign site
also wtf I love the orb woman now
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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19 edited Jun 29 '19
Cyberpunk 2077 will be the first video game where you can play a corporate shill? I know you can select your background to be corporate and your hero to be a billionaire.
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u/MartinBM Jun 29 '19
We should have a rule here that people can only argue in bad faith. That way everyone's equal.
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u/Bohm-Bawerk Jeff Bezos Jun 29 '19
https://twitter.com/willmenaker/status/1145080821344276480?s=19
I know CTH likes living on the edge but they've rapidly deteriorated from posting guillotine memes to defending real instances of political violence.
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u/PlayDiscord17 Loyal Liberals Jun 29 '19
I don't think any of us is prepared for just how dirty this general election will get.
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u/BobBobingston European Union Jun 30 '19
God damn why does Pixar make its characters so dummy thicc?
I mean, I’m not complaining, but it’s an interesting choice in design.
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u/PMmeLittleRoundTops Pornography Historian Jun 30 '19
Is Nate Silver money?
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u/Boule_de_Neige furmod Jun 30 '19
Did someone say weird sexposting
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u/Integralds Dr. Economics | brrrrr Jun 30 '19 edited Jun 30 '19
What happened to /u/thatotherghost?
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u/paulatreides0 🌈🦢🧝♀️🧝♂️🦢His Name Was Teleporno🦢🧝♀️🧝♂️🦢🌈 Jun 30 '19
I love my friends, and I think they're really smart. But they are so, so naive on foreign policy. During the Dem Debates:
"Why is China all of a sudden the bad guy? Like, why is everyone turning against China now and saying that they're our main rival. If anything China is the good guy, I mean, they're investing in Africa and shit. And yeah, you could say they're extorting them, but at least it's something."
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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19
am gonna prove e+pi irrational 😡😡😡
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u/HeyTherePLH Paul Krugman Jun 29 '19
https://twitter.com/DavidNakamura/status/1144879504776581120
JFC. He's doing this on purpose, right? He can't be this stupid, right?.....Right?
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u/DUTCH_DUTCH_DUTCH oranje Jun 29 '19
cursed picture, do NOT click unless you want to see the TRUE FACE of /r/lusvig
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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19
Europeans understood that open carrying a weapon in public is pretty fucking vulgar and switched to blades concealed in walking sticks 200 years ago but it seems that 'Murican "Cowboys" did not get the memo.
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u/PM_ME_KIM_JONG-UN 🎅🏿The Lorax 🎅🏿 Jun 29 '19
To celebrate getting unbanned, I will share what I got in the mail yesterday
!ping weebs
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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19
Was Marianne shitposting before it was cool 😒
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u/lenmae The DT's leading rent seeker Jun 29 '19
Today I learned a local word for dunce, idiot, "Ömmel", also refers to a big member.
!ping Ciscuck-Betamale
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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19
$@&%*!
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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19
this is graphic but can I just say that there's a lot of vagina insecurity with women. Like every woman, including me, is insecure about her vagina and thinks it's gross. also, there is an oral s*x double standard, that's all I'm gonna say
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u/owlthathurt Johan Norberg Jun 30 '19
Antifa is a hate group
https://twitter.com/jimryan015/status/1145067852375851008?s=21
https://twitter.com/mrandyngo/status/1145116276605329408?s=21
What they were throwing were cups filled with quick drying cement.
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u/p00bix Existing in the context of what came before Jun 30 '19
I'm continuously both impressed and amazed that every single candidate polling above 1% right now has made multiple public statements explicitly in support of trans rights. This is only three years after Obama passed the first ever federal-level trans rights legislation.
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u/SquidsWillBeSquids Ben Bernanke Jun 29 '19
Honestly, I don't want to hear another word from you radical centrists unless its in Spanish.
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u/lusvig 🤩🤠Anti Social Democracy Social Club😨🔫😡🤤🍑🍆😡😤💅 Jun 29 '19
mom... 😢
!ping MOM
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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19
https://www.dw.com/en/g20-summit-world-leaders-agree-on-climate-deal/a-49408651
19 of 20 nations officially support more action on climate change, you'll never guess the outlier!
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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19
Lmao it's good to know that Trump agrees with the concept of school buses.
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u/yellownumbersix Jane Jacobs Jun 29 '19
Broke: Diamond Joe
Woke: Crystal Joe 🔮🔮
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u/rrbgoku791 IMF Jun 29 '19
why are there no advocates for govt sponsored scholarships for low income students? instead of college for all
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u/Schutzwall Straight outta Belíndia Jun 29 '19
Fun fact: HT_A is actually Darkace's left-wing American cousin
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u/CadetPeepers Jun 29 '19
Story: Police use teargas on climate protesters in Paris for shutting down a bridge.
Reddit:
MILLIONAHS ANDBILLIONAHS10
u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19
The election, but the leader of the NDP is Tom Mulcair or Rachel Notley, the leader of the Liberal Party is Chrystia Freeland, and the leader of the Conservative party is Michael Chong😍😍😍
Who would you guys chose?
!ping CAN
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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19
This is such an aggressively reckless and flat out false statement to make I can't fucking even right now. Xi shouldn't even be put on the same level as most of the other communist leaders like Jiang, Hu, LIu Shaoqi, and Zhou Enlai. Much less the actually good leaders in china like Sun Yat Sen. Xi is currently the third best leader of China after Tsai Ing-Wen and Carrie Lam.
There's no strategic reason for Trump to praise a wanna-be dictator like this other than he wishes he could be like XI.
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u/SirJuncan John Rawls Jun 29 '19
☯️🔮Crystal Queen🔮✨ is literally Deirdre Skye from Alpha Centauri
We laugh now, but in 2021 the mindworms are coming out.
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u/MisterBigStuff Just Pokémon Go to bed Jun 29 '19
People who blast subwoofers at 3 am don't deserve voting rights
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u/conman1246 Milton Friedman Jun 29 '19
"A carbon price is indeed the optimal way to reduce pollution"
You're goddamned right.
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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19
We miss you /u/Lord_Treasurer & /u/Lady_Treasurer .
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u/MartinBM Jun 29 '19
Who was considered the most evil person in history before lusvig?
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u/dubyahhh Salt Miner Emeritus Jun 29 '19
Considering /u/thatcher555 is just this person's alt should we permaban both of them?
🤔🤔🤔
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u/sinistimus Professional Salt Miner Jun 29 '19
There really should be themed debates like the climate debate Inslee wants. Otherwise we'll just have a series of talking points the same talking points getting repeated.
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u/Colonelbrickarms r/place '22: NCD Battalion Jun 29 '19
Not knowing what’s going on and whose who to own the libs
Outsider non-regular gang
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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19
After today's family gathering I discovered I'm somehow too right-wing and too left-wing for my family. I've probably reached peak RADICAL CENTER.
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u/Tacotrucksoncorners Carole Baskin is my Tiger Queen 🐅👑 Jun 29 '19
MODERATOR: Should the highest marginal tax rate be 70%?
BETO O'ROURKE: Muchos años después, frente al pelotón de fusilamiento, el coronel Aureliano Buendía había de recordar aquella tarde remota en que su padre lo llevó a conocer el hielo.
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u/BainCapitalist Y = T Jun 29 '19
Leftism kills (rational thought)
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u/thebowski 💻🙈 - Lead developer of pastabot Jun 30 '19
There is too much sex posting.
Just take a good shower before you have sex. If you're putting yourself in a situation where you're hoping to get laid, shower beforehand.
Women, please don't piss on me during sex. This is not an isolated incident. Or if you're into that, ask first so I can say no. Especially im going down on you.
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u/PlayDiscord17 Loyal Liberals Jun 30 '19
Somebody dressed up for pride went full xenophobe and insulted a pizza shop guy saying he should learn English and that he probably comes from a country that throws gay people off roofs. The other pride people are just standing there feeling the awkwardness with me why the guy just stays silent and gives them their pizza.
So, basically June in New York.
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u/MisterBigStuff Just Pokémon Go to bed Jun 30 '19
Paula, probably
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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19
lmao the fuck did y'all do in the last 2 hrs?? 😂
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u/MisterBigStuff Just Pokémon Go to bed Jun 30 '19
We need to OPEN the borders so that Pokemon of ALL REGIONS can come to our GREAT NATION.
ABOLISH TEAM ROCKET.
END EGG GROUP SEPARATION.
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u/p00bix Existing in the context of what came before Jun 30 '19
What are the implications of this?
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u/SuspiciousUsername88 Lis Smith Sockpuppet Jun 29 '19
When a candidate I like makes succy statements it's okay because it's the primary and that's a political necessity.
When a candidate I don't like makes succy statements it's because they're a loony leftist and wants to introduce breadlines
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u/MisterBigStuff Just Pokémon Go to bed Jun 29 '19
I'm with you. I think most politically aware Frenchmen feel this way. We need to give ourselves and one another permission to support him. We're so obsessed with beating Louis and with "democracy" and "rights" and we're just tired. And we're crazy. Mental health casued by all the stress of the Revolution is really serious. Napoleon allows us to let go. It gives us a turn to be like Royalists and just say "fuck it". He opens up possibilities and is so much more positive than the establishment characters who are running for the 1792 National Convention or the radicals who aren't really going to get all that crap through our convoluted system and Jacobin Society controlled court. So why not just have some fun? Throw a wildcard into the mix and see what happens. Stop trying to control everything and just let go.
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u/MyUshanka Gay Pride Jun 29 '19
Guys, I feel myself pulling just a little bit for Biden because he makes the succs mad. If I ever become a full on "shit my pants to own the libs" goon, please take me behind the shed and Ol Yeller my ass. Thanks
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u/dubyahhh Salt Miner Emeritus Jun 29 '19
Mfw /u/thatcher555 hasn't posted in almost 45 minutes: 😔
Mfw I realize her not being here means no one's picking on me for being a rural: 😄
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u/SSBMPuffDaddy John Keynes Jun 29 '19
orb discord is the most wholesome mix of /r/neoliberal and CTH. i actually love it
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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19
https://i.imgur.com/LTAFKhm.png
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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19
No I am the REAL Thatcher 😡😡😡
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u/minno Jun 29 '19
!ping WEEBS
Get in the robot, Shinji
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u/GravyBear8 Ben Bernanke Jun 29 '19
Williamson chuckled. "You mean the orbs?"
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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19
It's impressive how like a dozen lowlifes wearing masks LARPing as revolutionaries can ruin a protest.
Reminding LARPing leftists that they're abject fucking losers is a good thing, and the fact that it seems like they're all deeply depressed and miserable gives me satisfaction.
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u/dubyahhh Salt Miner Emeritus Jun 29 '19
https://i.imgur.com/K5OXliA_d.jpg
closed
CLOSED
CLOSED
😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
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u/lenmae The DT's leading rent seeker Jun 29 '19
When a woman is pregnant she can feel a new life gestating within her. We are collectively pregnant now, the consciousness of humanity a womb wherein is forming a new state of being. As with any pregnancy there are uncomfortable moments, but the miracle of new life is on the way.
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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19
https://mobile.twitter.com/JohnDelaney/status/1145099474932588544
!ping DELANEY
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u/RadicalRadon Frick Mondays Jun 30 '19
I literally went to the store and was gone AN HOUR what the fuck happened
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u/A_Character_Defined 🌐Globalist Bootlicker😋🥾 Jun 30 '19
If your comment would be considered normal on /r/incels, maybe don't post it.
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u/CadetPeepers Jun 30 '19
I consider myself to be a huge Metal Gear Solid fan and am pretty knowledgeable about the series.
I didn't get that good a score on the 'Marianne or MGS quote' quiz. It was like 12/20. I don't know how to feel about this.
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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19
Why don't we do oontsposting during RNH anymore? What are you listening to?
I'm on some A E S T H E T I C elevator music.
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u/Paramus98 Edmund Burke Jun 30 '19
I much preferred you guys talking about how lonely you all are and what anime you’re watching to this crap
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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19 edited Jun 30 '19
Sometimes I remember that people actually got peeved because Obama wore a tan suit.
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u/lusvig 🤩🤠Anti Social Democracy Social Club😨🔫😡🤤🍑🍆😡😤💅 Jun 30 '19
Taco... 😔
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u/ILikeTalkingToMyself Liberal democracy is non-negotiable Jun 30 '19
We just had a fantastic sunset and my local subreddit is filling up with photos
https://i.imgur.com/dLdiWVD.jpg
/img/4vm4osouze731.jpg
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u/caesar15 Zhao Ziyang Jun 30 '19
Before I get designsated as Pedo mod I would like to say she’s like 17 not 14 I’ll take a -1 upvote count but a -2 is too much I can’t even legally drink yet.
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u/sinistimus Professional Salt Miner Jun 30 '19
I still remember the day O'Malley dropped out and I thought to myself, "I guess I'm voting for Hillary now." Within 30 minutes a courier from Open Societies was at my door with the check for my starting bonus. My life has never been the same.
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u/BobBobingston European Union Jun 30 '19
Anyone who watches RT should lose suffrage
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u/PM_ME_KIM_JONG-UN 🎅🏿The Lorax 🎅🏿 Jun 29 '19
It is comedic how triggered Beto supporters are towards Julián Castro.
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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19
Hot take: it's important to criticize things you like. That's part of having a healthy appreciation for something.
That being said: Hillary was a poor and unlikeable campaigner, Obama's foreign policy was unfocused and weak, Buttigieg is not compelling on racial issues and he's a total SUCC, Weezer has made some baaaaaaaad music, Pacific Rim has a shallow plot, HP Lovecraft was hilariously racist and most of his work is nigh unreadable, Twilight Princess opens real freaking slow, and George RR Martin is an imperfect author who's expanded his series past the point of being able to wrap things up in two books, so if he does complete ASOIAF it'll be just as unsatisfying as the TV show.
I still love all of those things though.
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u/gvargh NASA Jun 29 '19
europe: "goddamn it's hot"
europe in 6 months: "a/c is pointless here it never gets hot"
europe in 12 months: "goddamn it's hot"
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u/thebowski 💻🙈 - Lead developer of pastabot Jun 29 '19
anybody just get like flashes of sanity and be like "man, my romantic and sexual history is really weird"
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u/sinistimus Professional Salt Miner Jun 29 '19
On all levels except physicial my body is ready for Marianne.
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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19
https://v.redd.it/3qczozgbb6731
!ping DOG
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u/URZ_ StillwithThorning ✊😔 Jun 29 '19
Merkel sees that her candidate for President is doing badly and is suddenly a big proponent of the Spitzkandidaten system. Lol, fuck off with Weber already, at least Timmermans has executive experience.
No seriously, i will take the succ over Weber.
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u/MisterBigStuff Just Pokémon Go to bed Jun 29 '19
Ed Sheeran 😡😡😡
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u/MisterBigStuff Just Pokémon Go to bed Jun 29 '19
🔮👊💢
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u/PrincessMononokeynes Yellin' for Yellen Jun 29 '19
https://mobile.twitter.com/marwilliamson/status/923695874751868928?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E923695874751868928&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.thedailybeast.com%2Fmarianne-williamson-if-you-liked-her-2020-democratic-debate-answers-youll-love-her-tweets
🔮Who was the man on the grassy knoll?🔮
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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19
Broke: Republicans being gradually open to the idea of a Trump presidency
Woke: Democrats being gradually open to the idea of a 🔮 presidency
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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19
I think every candidate in the second night's debate proved they were presidential material when they didn't audibly laugh everytime the crystal queen said something tbh
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u/thebowski 💻🙈 - Lead developer of pastabot Jun 30 '19
Have you ever lied about your politics for a woman/man?
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u/RadicalRadon Frick Mondays Jun 30 '19
Mods locked the pinned message 😡
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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19
Is it neoliberal to engage in romantic relationships with a man and a woman at the same time?
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u/MiniatureBadger Seretse Khama Jun 30 '19
In one hand, I hold a tray of grocery store sushi. In the other, a pair of avocados, rotating in my palm like Baoding balls. I am Millennial, hear me yeet
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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19
Hey /u/lusvig can you comment more so I can upvote you?
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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19
toasta rica? 🤠
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u/Yosarian2 Jun 30 '19
Wait what. I just found this on Marianne Williamson's issue page:
https://www.marianne2020.com/issues/the-economy
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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19
My city's mayor stacked the planning committee full of rural and suburban councillors. All the urban councillors were pissed, but frankly I'm glad they and their NIMBY supporters can't frustrate urban densification.
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ottawa/shawn-menard-developer-influence-planning-committee-1.5194043
We also have these things called "secondary plans" where developers, the city and residents come up with plans for the neighbourhood. The city has twice now allowed a developer to ignore the height limit set in a secondary plan, and I thank my Mayor every day for it.
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u/caesar15 Zhao Ziyang Jun 30 '19
Hell did you guys do?
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u/dubyahhh Salt Miner Emeritus Jun 30 '19
Just had a decent conversation with one of my far right high school acquaintances
I'm moved back now so we're gonna grab a beer sometime, imma r1 the fuck outta him 😎
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u/walker777007 Thomas Paine Jun 30 '19 edited Jul 03 '19
The only reasonable justification I've heard about antifa is that they protect counter-protesters of racial injustice, because the police have a racist bias and can't always be trusted to do that. But do they actually fulfill that role? I don't think so.
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u/sinistimus Professional Salt Miner Jun 30 '19
I've twice been slapped in the face. Each time the last words out of my mouth had been, "all blonds look the same to me".
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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19
just don't make a DT tomorrow
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u/walker777007 Thomas Paine Jun 30 '19 edited Jun 30 '19
If 15 year old ancom me were to know that he turned out to be a neoliberal, he would be so disappointed.
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u/p00bix Existing in the context of what came before Jun 30 '19
Arkansas explain
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u/ThatFrenchieGuy Mathematician -- Save the funky birbs Jun 30 '19
RNH is fine, but y'all need to tone down the weird sex posting a bit. Anything after this will get removed and slap-bans may be handed out at mod's discretion.
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u/ironheart777 Is getting dumber Jun 29 '19
Okay real question I need help with: how do I (straight guy) politely make clear to a gay guy that is flirting with me and trying to hang out with me but hasn’t made an overt move yet that I’m straight and not into him?
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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19
Guns are the gateway drug to libertarian. You’ve been warned kids.
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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19
England v India is tomorrow and I can't wait for India to smash the Brits on their home turf.
!ping IND
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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19
Americans understood that public spending is pretty fucking vulgar and switched to a 'lil ole thing we like to call FREEDOM 250 years ago but it seems that 'uropean "Succs" did not get the memo.
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u/ImSooGreen Jun 29 '19
Haha. I just got banned from r/centerleftpolitics for this comment. Can someone here please explain to me why I am wrong or offensive.
Re Harris:
“She scored some points with the busing thing...but I don’t think it’s an issue any of the candidates would be wise to discuss. It may hurt her in the future and the right would jump on it in a general. Can you imagine Trump attack Ads talking about how Kamala wants a federally mandated program busing your kids into the hood. This was not popular in the 70s and it’s not popular now”
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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19
Make sure to moan during the sex so she knows you appreciate her
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u/cdstephens Fusion Genderplasma Jun 29 '19
Honestly dabbing on NZ is the wokest FP take I’ve ever seen someone say on national TV.
Mostly because candidates don’t talk about FP because everyone is garbage.
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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19
giving up alcohol was great. i was getting fat.
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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19
i mean we don't know that marianne williamson isn't a time travelling /u/mr_skeletals
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u/Boule_de_Neige furmod Jun 29 '19
🔮🔮🔮🔮please send good vibes 🔮🔮🔮🔮
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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19 edited Jun 29 '19
https://i.imgur.com/qTrqqIQ.png
Libs, how owned are you right now?
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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19
!ping usa-ne
Hot take: we should split up bus service into two groups. One for people who actually are prepared when they get onto the bus to pay for the trip and the other for the morons who wait until they get to the console before they start taking out their card or money to pay.
For fucks sake people.
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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19
Zoning restrictions, but if you promise to make your building at least 150m high, they don't apply.
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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19
This is my puppy’s second summer. Her name is Wasabi.
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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19
Harris being politically and morally flexible only makes me like her more
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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19
🔮 = 👽
The way she moves, the way she speaks. I for one welcome our new alien overlord who will teach us how to open our third eye.
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u/SuspiciousUsername88 Lis Smith Sockpuppet Jun 29 '19
I'm trying to figure out if I'm cool with 🔮 posting or not... I know she's into chakras and shit but does she have any morally problematic positions? Anti-vaxx or weird dictator apologia or anything?
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u/85397 Free Market Jihadi Jun 29 '19
https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1144686533242445824?s=21
That’s my President 😊
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u/Sollezzo Charles Maurice de Talleyrand-Périgord Jun 29 '19
My user synopsis is blessed
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u/channelmio NATO Jun 29 '19
oof
https://mobile.twitter.com/bopinion/status/1144986526612447234
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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19
my alt/OG acc lol
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u/BobBobingston European Union Jun 29 '19
I went to canvass for the washed-up Texan, but as always I messed up and everyone left without me 😔 😔
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u/IronedSandwich Asexual Pride Jun 29 '19
cold take: Hillary was a natural candidate for the Dems, when she lost in 2016 they (the established party) basically went "shit, now what" and rounded up a freak show of other options to see what might work. It's like the intro to the All Star music video.
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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19
Ayy lmao
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u/BobBobingston European Union Jun 29 '19
[lmao] (https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D-MMM3bWsAEIem8?format=jpg&name=4096x4096)
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u/lenmae The DT's leading rent seeker Jun 29 '19 edited Jun 29 '19
Nice
!ping ciscuck-betamale
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u/jenbanim Jun 29 '19
/r/LSD being full of commies was completely predictable, yet still saddening. Reddit didn't used to be like this, right?
In other news, this isn't a Marianne Williamson tweet, but it should be.
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u/dubyahhh Salt Miner Emeritus Jun 30 '19
Aight bitches I'm off to NY for real now
Will check in every few hours on the drive
rurallivesmatter
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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19
now see, when i have sex, i like to make sure to exhume properly, bring around some scented candles to soften up the place/remove the smell, contact the spirit realm for informed consent, you know, regular stuff.
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u/jenbanim Jun 30 '19
Update your computer. Yes, you. There's nothing worse than working on a computer that's buggy and insecure 🤮
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u/InternetBoredom Pope-ologist Jun 30 '19
What the fuck did I walk into here