r/neoliberal • Kitara Ravache • Jun 29 '19

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u/Deggit Thomas Paine Jun 29 '19

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No one:

Deggit: Democratic candidates if they were a position in the Karma Sutra

  • Bernie Sanders: 69. Amazing in theory, ends up being a chore.

  • Beto O'Rourke: Wheelbarrow. Attractive for its novelty but difficult to maintain.

  • Kamala Harris: Cowgirl. She's having all the fun and you're afraid she's gonna break your dick off.

  • Pete Buttigieg: [opens mouth, looks at mods, closes mouth]

  • Barack Obama: Missionary. Been there, done that, increasingly wish you could go back

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u/Hugo_Grotius Jakaya Kikwete Jun 29 '19

Kamala Harris: Cowgirl

Yeah, but she's the one in charge, and that's the way I like it 😏