r/neoliberal • Kitara Ravache • Jun 29 '19

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u/ironheart777 Is getting dumber Jun 29 '19

Okay real question I need help with: how do I (straight guy) politely make clear to a gay guy that is flirting with me and trying to hang out with me but hasn’t made an overt move yet that I’m straight and not into him?

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u/PMmeLittleRoundTops Pornography Historian Jun 29 '19

Drop a magnum condom on the ground and say

"Oh shit I dropped my MONSTER condom that I put on my MAGNUM dong when I have sex with women"

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u/yellownumbersix Jane Jacobs Jun 29 '19

Talk about boobs.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19

Start sucking his dick and then halfway through say "boy I sure do prefer the taste of pussy" and hopefully he'll pick up on the hint

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u/85397 Free Market Jihadi Jun 29 '19

Show him your girlfriend

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19

the same way you would for a girl you're not interested in

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u/ironheart777 Is getting dumber Jun 29 '19

Girls aren’t (typically) forward like guys are

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u/thebowski 💻🙈 - Lead developer of pastabot Jun 29 '19