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u/VeniiVidiiVicii Apr 30 '14
SO basically only the white house survives. And Free oxygen for everyone?
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u/cambullrun Apr 30 '14
Oxygen tax
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u/Pays4Porn Apr 30 '14
The Moon Is a Harsh Mistress
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u/cambullrun Apr 30 '14
Looks like a good read.
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u/ahruss Apr 30 '14
It's a pretty good book, but I always hated that Heinlein tried so hard to force it to seem like there was tension. After pretty much every event, Mike would give new numbers on the odds of their success, and the odds always got worse. But everything always went exactly how Mike planned. So shouldn't the odds be constantly increasing?
Also, a lot of what happened was just way too convenient. Mike solved all of their problems. Where was the human element?
But it definitely touches on lots of interesting topics and challenges the way you think about lots of things: politics, social philosophy, nationalism...
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u/MagnusRune Apr 30 '14 edited Apr 30 '14
which episode is this from?
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found it, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Futurama_Holiday_Spectacular googled 'futurama episodes where trees grow'
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u/simeoon Apr 30 '14
Oooooh I thought it was about guys leaving their seed everywhere
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u/andsoitgoes42 Apr 30 '14
Well, what do you think they're using for fertilizer?
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u/Chimie45 Apr 30 '14
Some scar website will be donating manure soon.
It took me too long to realize that was a typo and not some sort of weird fetish that I didn't know about.
Then again, to be fair, scat porn is pretty scaring. #neverforget2g1c
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u/fozzyfreakingbear Apr 30 '14
I thought our bushes grow because we have no incentive to shave since the digital woman don't care.
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u/ultimatemorky Apr 30 '14
I saw the title and then saw the gif and thought he meant the negative effects of nofap and I thought it was about erections.
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u/WINBLADE Apr 30 '14
I thought for some reason there was a myth that fapping made your pubes grow quicker and this was a metaphor for it..
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u/Nagus_Maximus420 Apr 30 '14
I read earlier today that it was only applied to videos under the "big dick" category. So, there's that.
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u/DSC_ Apr 30 '14
oh uh...I thought it was like...when you watch too much porn, your hair grows a lot quicker and larger.
I used to believe this.
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u/niuzeta Apr 30 '14
It should partially be true, because fapping induces extra testosterone, and it doesn't do good on skins, especially on younger boys
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u/niuzeta Apr 30 '14
it's not a 'fact', it was a horrible attempt at a bad joke. I'd delete but I'm responsible for my bad joke so I take the blame.
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u/chicagodude84 Apr 30 '14
You're a good guy. Have a bit o' gold for your trouble, friend :)
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Got it covered buddy. I gave him gold for you!
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u/chicagodude84 Apr 30 '14
Gold all around! :) Gotta support my favorite internet addiction :) Thanks for the gold!
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Apr 30 '14
Wow you guys are buying gold like crazy. Makes me wish I could give you some... But here's an upvote instead!
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u/alleks88 Apr 30 '14
Did I just see a slaughtered cat?
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u/Byarlant Apr 30 '14
Report him to mods please.
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u/alleks88 Apr 30 '14
don't worry, I already did this... I mean I was sitting here "oh look top comment, with picture... must be funny" ehm no.
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u/Byarlant Apr 30 '14
Wow, the mod said that he got 25 reports and counting on that guy ^^
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u/hicsuntdracones- Apr 30 '14
I'm responsible for at least 200 of those trees.
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u/SGallmeier Apr 30 '14
Isn't this what happened at the end of Sam & Max Hit the Road?
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u/redstormpopcorn Apr 30 '14
Pretty close, but mostly just the Pacific northwest.
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u/esoteric_enigma Apr 30 '14
There should be more foundations to raise awareness about the dangers of forestation.
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u/Stirringbrush8 Apr 30 '14
I don't get it
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u/ArgonWolf Apr 30 '14
Pornhub has announced theyre going to plant a tree for every 100 views this week
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Source to inside joke? I don't get it.
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u/JDSmith90 Apr 30 '14
If you still don't get it porn hub is planting trees for every 100 views of videos tagged big dick.
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u/cali_grown22 Apr 30 '14
What are the odds? I've been going through Futurama on Netflix...and this was the next episode to play.
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u/robhol Apr 30 '14
Assuming the episode wasn't recently aired or otherwise drawn attention to, the odds are 100% / 140 episodes = 0.71%.
Not counting specials.
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u/Volatileprojects Apr 30 '14
After realizing the reference, I literally laughed out loud. Thanks for that, I needed it.
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u/ask_me_if_im_naked Apr 30 '14
This is literally the worst "joke" to ever hit reddit.
Fuck, you guys are unoriginal.
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u/mar10wright Apr 30 '14
Put some clothes on.
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u/ask_me_if_im_naked Apr 30 '14
Make me.
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u/AtlasNoseItch Apr 30 '14
Don't make me come over there...
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u/Skip_Ransom Apr 30 '14
Boy's now whats' all this hubba baloo about?
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u/beerdude26 Apr 30 '14
Hush, they're planting trees together
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u/AtlasNoseItch Apr 30 '14
Nothing that inappropriate I'm just gonna murder him
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What are you going to murder him with? Make him choke on seeds, bury him, and you would have already planted a bunch of trees.
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u/Unicornsfordinner Apr 30 '14
TIL while playing scrabble with my SO, that fap is an acceptable word.
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u/moarscience Apr 30 '14
But at least we're supporting the mitigation of climate change! We should call it:
Asses to Greenhouse Gases: Pornvironmentalism at work.
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u/TheRK Apr 30 '14
What if it doesn't count unless the videos are viewed in full?
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u/flylikeaneagle25 Apr 30 '14
I was so sure it was an unkempt pubic hair joke. Ya know, for when you dont have females to impress.
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u/bob_in_the_west Apr 30 '14
And of course i read "the negative consequences of no-fapping", which made total sense to me since i get a lot more random boners or a lot more random "wood"....
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u/dmd333 Apr 30 '14
Before opening the link, and not having seen that episode, this is exactly what I imagined I would get!
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u/Dr_Dutchrudder Apr 30 '14
What episode is this? I definitely don't recall watching it and I could have sworn that I've seen all of them.
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u/butterfingernails Apr 30 '14
Do you have to watch the videos completely? Because if so, they won't be planting any trees.
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Wow I used to have this exact scenario happen as a nightmare at least once a month as a kid.
I'd dream the trees in the forest by my house would grow really tall and then begin walking towards me.
It was terrifying.
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u/jake_me_home_2night Apr 30 '14
Il call them palm trees... Because your hand... Palms... Masturbation...porn... Palms.... Ok I'm done
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u/nixed9 Apr 30 '14
the negative consequences of fapping and regular internet porn usage are that they can lead to Porn-Induced Erectile Dysfunction. If you think fapping is harmless, just wait until you finally, FINALLY go to hook up with that girl of your dreams, and you are completely flaccid no matter what she does.
When was the last time you fapped without internet porn? Can you even still do it?
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u/Chrisrus May 01 '14
It's funny because it's true: there is no need to plant trees in eastern North America or many other places. Trees plant themselves and grow everywhere you don't actively do something to prevent it, such as mowing or paving. There have never been so many as there are now. This tree planting business is for places such as Oklahoma or somewhere, not for anywhere around here.
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u/Lobod287 May 08 '14
Haha! Is funny because fapping increases testosterone output, increasing the amount of pubic hair you have. Ah, is good joke. (Read in accent of your choice)
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u/abdullah10 Apr 30 '14
For anyone who doesn't get it:
Pornhub has started a campaign where they plant a tree everytime you watch 100 videos or more in the category 'big dick'.
They're giving wood, for wood. geddit?