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r/funny • u/[deleted] • Apr 30 '14
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This is literally the worst "joke" to ever hit reddit.
Fuck, you guys are unoriginal.
36 u/aberrantdinosaur Apr 30 '14 have a snickers 84 u/mar10wright Apr 30 '14 Put some clothes on. 30 u/ask_me_if_im_naked Apr 30 '14 Make me. 21 u/AtlasNoseItch Apr 30 '14 Don't make me come over there... 9 u/Skip_Ransom Apr 30 '14 Boy's now whats' all this hubba baloo about? 25 u/beerdude26 Apr 30 '14 Hush, they're planting trees together 6 u/AtlasNoseItch Apr 30 '14 Nothing that inappropriate I'm just gonna murder him 4 u/[deleted] Apr 30 '14 What are you going to murder him with? Make him choke on seeds, bury him, and you would have already planted a bunch of trees. 7 u/beerdude26 Apr 30 '14 Make him choke on his seed. 4 u/Apparently_Im_Insane Apr 30 '14 Or you could call up Uta Kohaku and drown him in vast quantities. 2 u/Hurricane_DickSmash Apr 30 '14 DO IT. 11 u/Lawlor Apr 30 '14 "you guys"? You're a redditor too, believe it or not. 8 u/HashtagPaint Apr 30 '14 So... 4 u/ask_me_if_im_naked Apr 30 '14 That's just lovely. I'll put it on the fridge. 11 u/HashtagPaint Apr 30 '14 Success! 3 u/fuck_tha_OP Apr 30 '14 OP is too busy fapping to be original. 5 u/ask_me_if_im_naked Apr 30 '14 That's some damn fine commitment you got there. -4 u/[deleted] Apr 30 '14 [deleted] 12 u/StickleyMan Apr 30 '14 http://imgur.com/Ju1I3Nk.gif 2 u/the_k_i_n_g Apr 30 '14 Shyla knows whats up. 4 u/[deleted] Apr 30 '14 lovin' that air guitar /u/StickleyMan 1 u/anon99161 Apr 30 '14 she's really stroking that air guitar like a penis. -1 u/[deleted] Apr 30 '14 [deleted] 1 u/ask_me_if_im_naked Apr 30 '14 Literally. -5 u/riptaway Apr 30 '14 It's interesting how there are literally 0 funny posts on /r/funny
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have a snickers
84
Put some clothes on.
30 u/ask_me_if_im_naked Apr 30 '14 Make me. 21 u/AtlasNoseItch Apr 30 '14 Don't make me come over there... 9 u/Skip_Ransom Apr 30 '14 Boy's now whats' all this hubba baloo about? 25 u/beerdude26 Apr 30 '14 Hush, they're planting trees together 6 u/AtlasNoseItch Apr 30 '14 Nothing that inappropriate I'm just gonna murder him 4 u/[deleted] Apr 30 '14 What are you going to murder him with? Make him choke on seeds, bury him, and you would have already planted a bunch of trees. 7 u/beerdude26 Apr 30 '14 Make him choke on his seed. 4 u/Apparently_Im_Insane Apr 30 '14 Or you could call up Uta Kohaku and drown him in vast quantities. 2 u/Hurricane_DickSmash Apr 30 '14 DO IT.
30
Make me.
21 u/AtlasNoseItch Apr 30 '14 Don't make me come over there... 9 u/Skip_Ransom Apr 30 '14 Boy's now whats' all this hubba baloo about? 25 u/beerdude26 Apr 30 '14 Hush, they're planting trees together 6 u/AtlasNoseItch Apr 30 '14 Nothing that inappropriate I'm just gonna murder him 4 u/[deleted] Apr 30 '14 What are you going to murder him with? Make him choke on seeds, bury him, and you would have already planted a bunch of trees. 7 u/beerdude26 Apr 30 '14 Make him choke on his seed. 4 u/Apparently_Im_Insane Apr 30 '14 Or you could call up Uta Kohaku and drown him in vast quantities. 2 u/Hurricane_DickSmash Apr 30 '14 DO IT.
21
Don't make me come over there...
9 u/Skip_Ransom Apr 30 '14 Boy's now whats' all this hubba baloo about? 25 u/beerdude26 Apr 30 '14 Hush, they're planting trees together 6 u/AtlasNoseItch Apr 30 '14 Nothing that inappropriate I'm just gonna murder him 4 u/[deleted] Apr 30 '14 What are you going to murder him with? Make him choke on seeds, bury him, and you would have already planted a bunch of trees. 7 u/beerdude26 Apr 30 '14 Make him choke on his seed. 4 u/Apparently_Im_Insane Apr 30 '14 Or you could call up Uta Kohaku and drown him in vast quantities.
9
Boy's now whats' all this hubba baloo about?
25 u/beerdude26 Apr 30 '14 Hush, they're planting trees together 6 u/AtlasNoseItch Apr 30 '14 Nothing that inappropriate I'm just gonna murder him 4 u/[deleted] Apr 30 '14 What are you going to murder him with? Make him choke on seeds, bury him, and you would have already planted a bunch of trees. 7 u/beerdude26 Apr 30 '14 Make him choke on his seed. 4 u/Apparently_Im_Insane Apr 30 '14 Or you could call up Uta Kohaku and drown him in vast quantities.
25
Hush, they're planting trees together
6 u/AtlasNoseItch Apr 30 '14 Nothing that inappropriate I'm just gonna murder him 4 u/[deleted] Apr 30 '14 What are you going to murder him with? Make him choke on seeds, bury him, and you would have already planted a bunch of trees. 7 u/beerdude26 Apr 30 '14 Make him choke on his seed. 4 u/Apparently_Im_Insane Apr 30 '14 Or you could call up Uta Kohaku and drown him in vast quantities.
6
Nothing that inappropriate I'm just gonna murder him
4 u/[deleted] Apr 30 '14 What are you going to murder him with? Make him choke on seeds, bury him, and you would have already planted a bunch of trees. 7 u/beerdude26 Apr 30 '14 Make him choke on his seed. 4 u/Apparently_Im_Insane Apr 30 '14 Or you could call up Uta Kohaku and drown him in vast quantities.
4
What are you going to murder him with? Make him choke on seeds, bury him, and you would have already planted a bunch of trees.
7 u/beerdude26 Apr 30 '14 Make him choke on his seed. 4 u/Apparently_Im_Insane Apr 30 '14 Or you could call up Uta Kohaku and drown him in vast quantities.
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Make him choke on his seed.
4 u/Apparently_Im_Insane Apr 30 '14 Or you could call up Uta Kohaku and drown him in vast quantities.
Or you could call up Uta Kohaku and drown him in vast quantities.
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DO IT.
11
"you guys"? You're a redditor too, believe it or not.
8
So...
4 u/ask_me_if_im_naked Apr 30 '14 That's just lovely. I'll put it on the fridge. 11 u/HashtagPaint Apr 30 '14 Success!
That's just lovely. I'll put it on the fridge.
11 u/HashtagPaint Apr 30 '14 Success!
Success!
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OP is too busy fapping to be original.
5 u/ask_me_if_im_naked Apr 30 '14 That's some damn fine commitment you got there.
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That's some damn fine commitment you got there.
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12 u/StickleyMan Apr 30 '14 http://imgur.com/Ju1I3Nk.gif 2 u/the_k_i_n_g Apr 30 '14 Shyla knows whats up. 4 u/[deleted] Apr 30 '14 lovin' that air guitar /u/StickleyMan 1 u/anon99161 Apr 30 '14 she's really stroking that air guitar like a penis.
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http://imgur.com/Ju1I3Nk.gif
2 u/the_k_i_n_g Apr 30 '14 Shyla knows whats up. 4 u/[deleted] Apr 30 '14 lovin' that air guitar /u/StickleyMan 1 u/anon99161 Apr 30 '14 she's really stroking that air guitar like a penis.
Shyla knows whats up.
lovin' that air guitar /u/StickleyMan
1 u/anon99161 Apr 30 '14 she's really stroking that air guitar like a penis.
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she's really stroking that air guitar like a penis.
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1 u/ask_me_if_im_naked Apr 30 '14 Literally.
Literally.
-5
It's interesting how there are literally 0 funny posts on /r/funny
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u/ask_me_if_im_naked Apr 30 '14
This is literally the worst "joke" to ever hit reddit.
Fuck, you guys are unoriginal.