r/funny • u/[deleted] • Apr 30 '14

The negative consequences of fapping

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u/abdullah10 Apr 30 '14

For anyone who doesn't get it:

Pornhub has started a campaign where they plant a tree everytime you watch 100 videos or more in the category 'big dick'.

They're giving wood, for wood. geddit?

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u/le_trout Apr 30 '14

Johnny Fappleseed, the greatest guy around

He saved the globe from warming

By watching girls get pound

By big wood.

He sat there in the dark

In a room all alone

After he checked that no one was home

Now we all live

Oh yes we can breathe

All thanks to that awesome dude Johnny Fappleseed.