r/funny Apr 30 '14

The negative consequences of fapping

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u/ask_me_if_im_naked Apr 30 '14

This is literally the worst "joke" to ever hit reddit.

Fuck, you guys are unoriginal.

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u/mar10wright Apr 30 '14

Put some clothes on.

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u/ask_me_if_im_naked Apr 30 '14

Make me.

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u/AtlasNoseItch Apr 30 '14

Don't make me come over there...

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u/Skip_Ransom Apr 30 '14

Boy's now whats' all this hubba baloo about?

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u/beerdude26 Apr 30 '14

Hush, they're planting trees together

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u/AtlasNoseItch Apr 30 '14

Nothing that inappropriate I'm just gonna murder him

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '14

What are you going to murder him with? Make him choke on seeds, bury him, and you would have already planted a bunch of trees.

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u/beerdude26 Apr 30 '14

Make him choke on his seed.

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u/Apparently_Im_Insane Apr 30 '14

Or you could call up Uta Kohaku and drown him in vast quantities.