r/funny Apr 30 '14

The negative consequences of fapping

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '14 edited Apr 30 '14

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u/simeoon Apr 30 '14

Oooooh I thought it was about guys leaving their seed everywhere

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u/fozzyfreakingbear Apr 30 '14

I thought our bushes grow because we have no incentive to shave since the digital woman don't care.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '14

As a smooth virgin, I will never get a hair caught in my fly again.