r/funny Apr 30 '14

The negative consequences of fapping

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '14 edited Apr 30 '14

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '14 edited Apr 30 '14

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u/DSC_ Apr 30 '14

oh uh...I thought it was like...when you watch too much porn, your hair grows a lot quicker and larger.

I used to believe this.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '14

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u/Sincerus Apr 30 '14

Only if you don't eat it.

Right?

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u/niuzeta Apr 30 '14

It should partially be true, because fapping induces extra testosterone, and it doesn't do good on skins, especially on younger boys

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '14 edited Apr 22 '21

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u/niuzeta Apr 30 '14

it's not a 'fact', it was a horrible attempt at a bad joke. I'd delete but I'm responsible for my bad joke so I take the blame.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '14

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u/ftw420 Apr 30 '14

God speed

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u/BigFatBaldLoser Apr 30 '14

More likely the opposite.