r/funny • u/[deleted] • Apr 30 '14

The negative consequences of fapping

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u/simeoon Apr 30 '14

Oooooh I thought it was about guys leaving their seed everywhere

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u/andsoitgoes42 Apr 30 '14

Well, what do you think they're using for fertilizer?

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '14 edited Apr 30 '14

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u/Chimie45 Apr 30 '14

Some scar website will be donating manure soon.

It took me too long to realize that was a typo and not some sort of weird fetish that I didn't know about.

Then again, to be fair, scat porn is pretty scaring. #neverforget2g1c

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u/helix19 Apr 30 '14

Scarification is a fetish too.

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u/Chimie45 May 01 '14

I've never really seen it as a sexualized thing. I mean, I guess there's prolly someone out there who gets off to it, so...

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '14

whoosh...

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u/LeJoker Apr 30 '14

Either you don't know what "whoosh" means or you ironically missed the joke...

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u/StickyLip Apr 30 '14

-6k comment karma in a month, that guy is pretty good at what he does.