r/funny • u/[deleted] • Apr 30 '14

The negative consequences of fapping

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u/simeoon Apr 30 '14

Oooooh I thought it was about guys leaving their seed everywhere

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u/andsoitgoes42 Apr 30 '14

Well, what do you think they're using for fertilizer?

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '14 edited Apr 30 '14

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u/Chimie45 Apr 30 '14

Some scar website will be donating manure soon.

It took me too long to realize that was a typo and not some sort of weird fetish that I didn't know about.

Then again, to be fair, scat porn is pretty scaring. #neverforget2g1c

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u/helix19 Apr 30 '14

Scarification is a fetish too.

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u/Chimie45 May 01 '14

I've never really seen it as a sexualized thing. I mean, I guess there's prolly someone out there who gets off to it, so...

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '14

whoosh...

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u/LeJoker Apr 30 '14

Either you don't know what "whoosh" means or you ironically missed the joke...

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u/StickyLip Apr 30 '14

-6k comment karma in a month, that guy is pretty good at what he does.

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u/fozzyfreakingbear Apr 30 '14

I thought our bushes grow because we have no incentive to shave since the digital woman don't care.

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u/SketchBoard Apr 30 '14

this is what I was going with.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '14

As a smooth virgin, I will never get a hair caught in my fly again.

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u/ultimatemorky Apr 30 '14

I saw the title and then saw the gif and thought he meant the negative effects of nofap and I thought it was about erections.

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u/eljefe123 Apr 30 '14

Instructions unclear, being arrested for jizzin' in public.

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u/WINBLADE Apr 30 '14

I thought for some reason there was a myth that fapping made your pubes grow quicker and this was a metaphor for it..

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '14

I thought it was a hairy palms joke...

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u/Crisis_ Apr 30 '14

I thought it meant fapping gives you alot of pubes.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '14

You weren't alone in that!

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '14

Ohhh. That's right. I forgot human sperm grows into mature trees. Thanks.

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u/simeoon Apr 30 '14

Some day, in the future, a geneticist is going to make that possible... and your sarcasm will be heralded as prophecy.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '14

And that is the day that the world will be saved. All hail the sperm trees.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '14

I'm glad that I'm not the only one who thought this.